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(Originally posted on: 05-30-02 07:33:48 PM)
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Well, to start off, i'd just like to say I ripped this thread off 100% from ThePhoenix in this thread..

I found it fun, so I posted it here. Take to commandments literally, and dont be like 'since I thought about him dead I morally killed him in my thoughts'

1. I am the Lord thy God...Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Believing in other gods/no god)
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Idol worship)
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain (Godammit!)
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.
6. Thou shalt not kill.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
8. Thou shalt not steal
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. (Neighbour = person. False witness = try and get him/her in trouble, I guess.)
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house. (Jealousy)




For me:
Taking these all literally

1. I am the Lord thy God...Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Believing in other gods/no god)
Don't have any god. so no

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Idol worship)
Well, in sixth grade I made a clay model of a Sumerian God, and I still have it, and its labeled "A God" because i coudln't fit Sumerian on it, and I really thought it was neat looking so I never threw it out, and I still have it in my room. I can safely say I never worshiped it, though.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain (Godammit!)
Eh... oops :{

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy
...broken this one many 'o' times.

5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.
I never dishonoured them persay, but i have spoken bad about them and thought bad about them. I wouldn't say i've literally broken this.

6. Thou shalt not kill.
Cant say I have. bugs, yes, but doesn't the bible say it is justified to kill animals?

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Nope. Never will in the literal sense, and if I do I wont be able to live with myself.

8. Thou shalt not steal
I, like everyone have filched things like pencils and things, but never anything much, and never anything from a home or store.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. (Neighbour = person. False witness = try and get him/her in trouble, I guess.)
Not really. Maybe if you count really little things, but never got anyone in legal or even trouble at school or with parents or with friends or anything at all like that.

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house. (Jealousy)
Worst, commandment, ever. Please, even god has broken this, how many times in the bible does it say that he is a jealous god? We all have and will and probably are breaking this commandment right now.

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Reply 1 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 07:53:10 PM)
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Jelousy and Covet are two seperate things. The translator busted it on that one.

1. Kept it.
2. Kept it.
3. Mentally, probably but that's more like being tempted than actually putting it into action. (Kept it)
4. Sure, I skip church sometimes. It's really put out of effect since we try to worship God every day.
5. I would say that I have.
6. Kept it.
7. Goes with 3. The whole "if you even lust for a woman you've commited adultry in your heart" thing ... *shudders*
8. Girl, 3rd grade. She gave me a folder. Notice the word "give", not borrow. Then asked for it back and I said no, she gave it to me. I threw it away a couple of years ago from guilt.
9. Kept it.
10. I wanted to keep that folder. Badly. :p Not really. I hold covet to (REALLY) want an object that somebody else has [as in, steal it from then]
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Reply 2 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 08:19:25 PM)
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I believe the 10th commandment is Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife, not house.
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Reply 3 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 08:21:57 PM)
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I've broke 7 out of 10, I'm still good for the "Good Citizen's Discount" in heaven.
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Reply 4 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 08:23:51 PM)
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I have broken two of the ten commandments (8 & 3).
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Reply 5 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 08:34:17 PM)
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all except the second one.
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Reply 6 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 08:38:01 PM)
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1. Kept
2. Kept
3. Broken
4. Broken
5. I think I've kept it?
6. Kept
7. Kept
8. Broken
9. Broken
10. Broken
I am ahead.
I am advanced.
I am the first mammal to wear pants.
Yeah.
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Reply 7 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 08:40:03 PM)
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Come to think of it, I've broken all of them.

...Do I get a prize?
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Reply 8 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 08:44:06 PM)
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Wtf? Murderers.
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Reply 9 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 08:47:55 PM)
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Killing a small insect counts.
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Reply 10 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 08:55:27 PM)
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come to think...ive probably broken the idolitry one too.
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Reply 11 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 09:00:57 PM)
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Quote:
Killing a small insect counts.

Oh...nevermind, then.
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Reply 12 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 09:19:52 PM)
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1. I am the Lord thy God...Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Believing in other gods/no god)
Well, damn.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Idol worship)
...I guess I'm okay here.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain (Godammit!)
Oops.
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Ha.
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.
That's it, no heaven for me.
6. Thou shalt not kill.
Bugs? Fish? Kittens?
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Jacked (Literally).
8. Thou shalt not steal.
I'm fucked.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. (Neighbour = person. False witness = try and get him/her in trouble, I guess.)
I don't really get this one, but I've tried to get people in trouble before.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house. (Jealousy)
Yep.

So I'm good for what? Two out of ten?
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Reply 13 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 09:25:17 PM)
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Quoted from ice:
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Jacked (Literally).

You've been sleeping with a married woman?
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Reply 14 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 09:37:42 PM)
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1. broke (don't believe in a God at this moment)
2. broke
3. broke
4. broke (what day is the sabbath? Sunday?)
5. kept (but not because of God)
6. kept (unless you mean insects and rodents, then I am guilty.)
7. kept
8. broke (I stole a toy when I was four, but I felt bad, and have never stolen after.)
9. Broke? (don't understand this one, so I probably broke it.)
10. broke (If it's jealousy, then I guess I've been that before.)
I'm entertained, but I'd rather be enlightened.

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Reply 15 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 09:44:08 PM)
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what exactly falls under adultery? wouldnt it include such fun things as sex out of wedlock?
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Reply 16 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 09:46:30 PM)
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Could it also be using the other hand?
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Reply 17 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 09:46:41 PM)
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1. I am the Lord thy God...Thou shalt have no other gods before me. broke
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Idol worship)no i don't have a clue
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain oh yeah i've broken this one
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holybroke?
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.some of the time
6. Thou shalt not kill.haven't
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.haven't
8. Thou shalt not stealbroken
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. (Neighbour = person. False witness = try and get him/her in trouble, I guess.)broken
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house. (Jealousy) broken
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Reply 18 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 09:48:07 PM)
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*gets dictionary*

adultery - Voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and a partner other than the lawful spouse
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Reply 19 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 09:56:07 PM)
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in addition to Marcher's statement:

Quote:
Take to commandments literally

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Reply 20 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 10:30:32 PM)
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in that case...yay! one i havent broken!!
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Reply 21 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 11:28:37 PM)
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Oh, I was thinking adultery was like anything sexual - Jerking off, sex out of wedlock, you know, carnal sins.
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Reply 22 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 11:29:54 PM)
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Quoted from Mr Pixies:
I stole a toy when I was four, but I felt bad, and have never stolen after

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Reply 23 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 11:35:38 PM)
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1. I am the Lord thy God...Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Believing in other gods/no god)I have no recollection of breaking that one.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Idol worship)Same as 1.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. (Godammit!) Fuck yes!
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Hell yes I've broken that one so many times.
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long. On rare occasions I have broken that one.
6. Thou shalt not kill. Hell no.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Never done it, but I have in my own thoughts, dreams, and imaginatins.
8. Thou shalt not steal. Broken. I've sometimes been a freeloading warez monkey.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. (Neighbour = person. False witness = try and get him/her in trouble, I guess.) I might have done that sometimes.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house. (Jealousy) Oh yes.
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Reply 24 of 43 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 11:39:20 PM)
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what the fuck does that mean salamando?
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