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I'm posting this in RS, since it's the only forum people ever visit anymore.

As we all already know, our little pseudo-society here at INTL is fairly small, when compared to forums like Ocers.com and the HG Community. I'm sure alot of you don't have a problem with this, which I can understand. I like having a tightly knit community, where everyone knows everyone else.

However, I don't like communities that have stagnating forums and threads that are posted in about once a day. RS, the most visited forum here, doesn't even move that much.

Because of this, coupled with other reasons, I propose the following plan:

Each forummer needs to go steal a copy of MS Office, open up Word, and type "www.interestingnonetheless.com" and nothing else all across the page. Change the font size to 36 and then space each address out by a tab or 2. Print it out, and cut the paper into rectangles, with one address per rectangle. There's your ads.

I know what you're thinking.

"But TPC... we can't just toss these ANYWHERE. Think of all the n00bs it'll bring! On top of that, we can't afford to waste anymore bandwidth. This idea sucks, TPC."

I'm not done yet, fag. First, we'll be waiting until Sandy builds a new server, or finds another one that doesn't suck, to host INTL on. Then, we'll distribute these things in select areas. Examples: LAN parties, computer shows, the programming book isle of Fry's... those types of places.

And there you have it.

So, yay

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When walking to class next week, I'll put a sticker on my ass. That's how I plan to advertise.

It's a decent plan, TPC. And shouldn't this be in ID?

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Quoted from Melanie:
When walking to class next week, I'll put a sticker on my ass. That's how I plan to advertise.

It's a decent plan, TPC. And shouldn't this be in ID?

I do believe he explained why it is in RS.

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Good idea, actually.

P.S. Moved.

Dr. Bashir: "I can't belive you're not pressing charges."
Garak: "Constable Odo and Captain Sisko expressed similar concerns but really doctor, there was no harm done."
Dr. Bashir: "They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle."
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Garak: "I'm serious doctor. Thanks to your administrations, I'm almost completely healed but the damage I did to them will last a lifetime."

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Quoted from Spazz:
Quoted from Melanie:
When walking to class next week, I'll put a sticker on my ass. That's how I plan to advertise.

It's a decent plan, TPC. And shouldn't this be in ID?
I do believe he explained why it is in RS.

Xanadu just made me look stupid.

Yeah, I didn't read. Sorry. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

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wow now I feel special.

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I guess all that jimmy-flaming taught you something. i'm a serial-killer :)

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And so the forum populace witnessed a pre-pubescant boy defeat a thin blonde teenager.

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First, we'll be waiting until Sandy builds a new server, or finds another one that doesn't suck, to host INTL on

Clearly this needs to be done first, I have few doubts that the slowness of INTL is directly related to the lack of posts/forummers.

The REAL Brad, according to the people:
"Nad rhymes with Brad....And they're both the same thing...hahahahahahaha!!" - Sarah | "UR A BIG FAG BRAD" - FA
"i don't think brad has a womb.." - Izzy | "yeah but you're BRAD. so ... yeah" - Mingan | "Brad, my hatred for you grows with each day" - Vervet
"i dont gte it but ithink it isnt vry nice ." - Si Nep | "Brad, your life must be a sad existance." - Stormraider
"You make me want to be a better man." - Danielle | "I'm not sure which Brad you are from KoRT, seriously. You ARE from KoRT, right?" - Soccy
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Sandy also tells us that some of the scripts need revamping and optimization. This won't happen until the Fall, I'll bet.

So, yay

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PLAN B

Put "www.interestingnonetheless.com" repeated throughout an entire page, but save 6 or so copies of it.

Save them as:
1) Porn Passwords List
2) How To Hack Hotmail
3) Serial List for every game
4) How to Please a Woman
5) Lord Of The Rings Script
6) Funny Dirty Jokes

And then put them into your Kazaa Shared Directory.

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Putting it on Kazaa though is just asking for trouble. At least half of my friends use Kazaa, and they all act like complete fucking retards on the internet. If you changed Kazaa to something else, you might get better results.

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Quoted from noose:
Putting it on Kazaa though is just asking for trouble. At least half of my friends use Kazaa, and they all act like complete fucking retards on the internet. If you changed Kazaa to something else, you might get better results.

i like retards. they're the only time i really get to bananigans people.

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How much bandwidth does INTL actually use?

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Quoted from Samson:
How much bandwidth does INTL actually use?

About 30-50gb each month.

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Do you know how much of that is from uploaded images?

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I'm sure half of it is from your STUPID games that I'm no good at. LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!

(((joking)))

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Better way to advertise: We pool all of our money to buy a commercial spot during the Superbowl. INTERESTINGNONETHELESS.COM will flash across the screen in bright colors for 30 seconds.

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Quoted from Marcher:
Better way to advertise: We pool all of our money to buy a commercial spot during the Superbowl. INTERESTINGNONETHELESS.COM will flash across the screen in bright colors for 30 seconds.

After the seizures, I'm sure we'd be happy with all the new beer-drinkers. i'm a serial-killer :)

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making jabs at each other is what the internet is for you fucking idiots. oh, and for stealing things.

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When walking to class next week, I'll put a sticker on my ass.

That would sure as hell pique my curiosity.

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Quoted from Marcher:
Better way to advertise: We pool all of our money to buy a commercial spot during the Superbowl. INTERESTINGNONETHELESS.COM will flash across the screen in bright colors for 30 seconds.

Nah, we'd only get enough money to blink it on the screen for a millionth of a second. Subliminal advertising...

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pool the money and buy text ads at places like Slashdot and Kuro5hin

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making jabs at each other is what the internet is for you fucking idiots. oh, and for stealing things.

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I could use some of my spray paint and spray INTL grafitti in Boston.

We need a shorter domain though.

April 26th, 1992,
there was a riot on the streets,
tell me where were you?
You were sittin' home watchin' your TV,
while I was paticipatin' in some anarchy.

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Pool up all of the forwards that we EVER receive, and then copy the email addresses of them, and send and email to every single person with the message body being: "www.interestingnonetheless.com".

No wait, I don't want their kind here. Scratch that idea.

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i'd expect more sorcery in a place called mana pools

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NEW IDEA:

Sandy can hand out pamphlets in Korea titled: US MILITARY Sex Scandals! All inside at www.interestingnonetheless.com

Do we accept THEIR kind here?

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