Salamando
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(Originally posted on: 05-29-02 11:50:24 AM)
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Well to start off my mom has health insurance but it doesn’t kick in for about another month.
Well 2 days ago I was chewing on this little plastic ball thing and I ended up inhaling it. Now after coughing for awhile I thought I got it out but I woke up the same night with extreme lung pains, I ended up telling my mom and we drove to the hospital. When we got there they denied us and told us to go to a different (better) hospital. Well we ended up driving there they did a chest x-ray and a breathing treatment and sent us home saying they didn’t see anything on the x-ray and that it was so small that it wouldn’t matter if it was in my lungs. Well we went home and an hour later they call up and tell us to come back and that.
I would be admitted into one of Chicago’s best hospitals (Christ hospital) and they would do a bronchiscope (or something like that) So we ended up going there and I was hooked up to an IV which was the most, longest lasting pain I’ve ever been in. Well we stayed the night (minding you it was 3:30 AM already.) All through the night nurses kept coming in and listening to my damn lungs I didn’t get ANY sleep. The doctor said that they would so it first thing in the morning and I could be out by 9:00AM. Well that was a fucking lie and we were last in line at 4:30PM.
Well I finally got to the room where they were going to do it, and I must say hospital drugs kick ass, they gave me 3 shots and sprayed my throat with something and put something in my IV. I hallucinated for about 2 minutes, and not lightly either I was out of it, like 20 seconds later I passed out (I guess) During the end of the exam I woke up with about 7 tubes in my mouth coughing like fucking mad all the while the doctor said I was doing great (what a fucking liar)
He gave me another shot which made me hallucinate again, I saw all the tubes as tetincals going into my mouth and I passed out again. Well I woke up about 10 minutes later laying on my bed in the hospital I was still pretty fucking out of it, the doctor said I was fine to go home and they saw where the little plastic ball was and I coughed it up. So I got home around 7:30 PM last night and fell asleep until about 10:00 AM the next day (today). And well if you still reading this either you skipped down (cheater) or you have a lot of fucking patience.
Anyways, that was my amazing adventure.
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This reply was last edited on 05-29-02 12:36:12 PM by Salamando.
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