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(Originally posted on: 05-29-02 11:50:24 AM)
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Well to start off my mom has health insurance but it doesnít kick in for about another month.

Well 2 days ago I was chewing on this little plastic ball thing and I ended up inhaling it. Now after coughing for awhile I thought I got it out but I woke up the same night with extreme lung pains, I ended up telling my mom and we drove to the hospital. When we got there they denied us and told us to go to a different (better) hospital. Well we ended up driving there they did a chest x-ray and a breathing treatment and sent us home saying they didnít see anything on the x-ray and that it was so small that it wouldnít matter if it was in my lungs. Well we went home and an hour later they call up and tell us to come back and that.

I would be admitted into one of Chicagoís best hospitals (Christ hospital) and they would do a bronchiscope (or something like that) So we ended up going there and I was hooked up to an IV which was the most, longest lasting pain Iíve ever been in. Well we stayed the night (minding you it was 3:30 AM already.) All through the night nurses kept coming in and listening to my damn lungs I didnít get ANY sleep. The doctor said that they would so it first thing in the morning and I could be out by 9:00AM. Well that was a fucking lie and we were last in line at 4:30PM.

Well I finally got to the room where they were going to do it, and I must say hospital drugs kick ass, they gave me 3 shots and sprayed my throat with something and put something in my IV. I hallucinated for about 2 minutes, and not lightly either I was out of it, like 20 seconds later I passed out (I guess) During the end of the exam I woke up with about 7 tubes in my mouth coughing like fucking mad all the while the doctor said I was doing great (what a fucking liar)

He gave me another shot which made me hallucinate again, I saw all the tubes as tetincals going into my mouth and I passed out again. Well I woke up about 10 minutes later laying on my bed in the hospital I was still pretty fucking out of it, the doctor said I was fine to go home and they saw where the little plastic ball was and I coughed it up. So I got home around 7:30 PM last night and fell asleep until about 10:00 AM the next day (today). And well if you still reading this either you skipped down (cheater) or you have a lot of fucking patience.

Anyways, that was my amazing adventure.
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Reply 1 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-29-02 12:26:38 PM)
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That was relatively amazing.

But I'd call that more of a misadventure than an adventure.

What type of ball was it? Ping-pong?
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Reply 2 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-29-02 12:30:04 PM)
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It was like a bead sort of, a bit smaller than a BB.
SALLY OWNED FA!!!!!! -Wheezy

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Reply 3 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-29-02 12:34:50 PM)
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sounds like you had a fun day !
YAY !
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Reply 4 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-29-02 02:29:28 PM)
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i was going to make a thread entitled "why i don't care where sally was yesterday," before i read the content of the post, but now i'd just feel bad if i did. didn't your mom ever tell you not to put anything in your mouth that you don't intend to eat?
What if your hands were spoons? So what? Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
Forget that dang old Buddhist phooey.
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Reply 5 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-29-02 03:17:34 PM)
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You're the express reason why they have the "Warning: Small Parts - Not For Ages 3 and Under" on packaging.
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Reply 6 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-29-02 03:18:04 PM)
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Damn, all of that just because you swallowed a little BB.
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Reply 7 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-29-02 03:39:37 PM)
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Well that was smart.

I know five year olds who know better than to inhale extremely small plastic things.
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Reply 8 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-29-02 03:40:09 PM)
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that sucks ass...


you have to look at the positive sides though, at least you got hospital drugs...
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bara jag får ha mitt ansikte kvar, dolt i min älsklings hår
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Reply 9 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-29-02 03:40:20 PM)
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Fascinating.

SPAM!
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Reply 10 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-29-02 03:44:48 PM)
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Yeah, that's true. At least you got hospital drugs.

Did you hear the doctors laughing at you when they took your X-rays?
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Reply 11 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-29-02 04:23:32 PM)
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Yes they were, fucking bastards.

And I wasn't eating it, I was just sort of chewing on it because I was bored.
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Reply 12 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-29-02 05:01:32 PM)
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Eat, chew, very little difference. That's not what matters.

What matters is that you INHALED it and that you had it in your mouth in the first place.

"Hey, look at this tiny plastic bead. If I inhaled it, I could probably damage my lungs! I should chew on it."
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Reply 13 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-29-02 05:13:04 PM)
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food and chewing gum can damage your lungs or suffocate you if you inhale it, too...
would it be stupid to chew on those things as well?
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Reply 14 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-29-02 05:13:45 PM)
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naturally, drahneir.
What if your hands were spoons? So what? Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
Forget that dang old Buddhist phooey.
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Reply 15 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-29-02 05:15:42 PM)
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You could inhale anything, what fucking difference does it make what I inhaled.

Edit: Oh, that's exactly what Drah said, didn't read it.
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Reply 16 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-29-02 05:17:44 PM)
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Ok, I guess the stupid part was that you inhaled it.
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Reply 17 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-29-02 08:37:49 PM)
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You should have just swallowed.
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Reply 18 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-29-02 08:41:24 PM)
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I inhaled it, there was no time to think.
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Reply 19 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-29-02 08:43:20 PM)
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You should have slowed down time and dodged a bullet.

It would have looked cool.
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Reply 20 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-29-02 08:47:04 PM)
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Slowed down time and dodged a bullet as in Max Payne or slowed down time and dodged a bullet as in The Matrix?
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Reply 21 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-29-02 08:48:21 PM)
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Matrix.

Max Payne needs laxatives.
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Reply 22 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 07:18:14 AM)
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Glad you're ok.
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Reply 23 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 07:22:09 AM)
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Then you should have jumped up, spun around, and kicked the doctor in the face...that also would have been cool.
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Reply 24 of 26 (Originally posted on: 05-30-02 02:10:05 PM)
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And picked up a phone right before you got hit by a truck.
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