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(Originally posted on: 04-05-03 07:43:06 AM)
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Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! It's that time again, folks. Time for another Best Avatars Contest!

This installment of the Best Avatars Contest is the fifth version, as you can tell. The first contest ended with PsychoRabbit smackin' up Boutitben with a score of 23-20 when the Deathmatch was over. The second contest ended with Me, that's right, Me valiantly defeating AzN with a final score of 23-14 (the biggest margin of victory out of all the contests, bitch). The third contest was over and done with Sandamnit coming out on top of a humiliated Izzy with a final score of 18-13. And the fourth, most recent contest, ended with JamesMartigo narrowly defeating both Socrateius and Stew with a final score of 12-10-10.

But enough about the past, let's get on with the present.

Just remember that the past winners of the Best Avatars Contest cannot be nominated for this contest or any contest EVER. Humilating, huh? In fact, I've had PR, myself, Sandamnit and JamesMartigo all blacklisted from Hop Sing's to humiliate us even more (CRAZY SEINFELD REFERENCE #311).

What about the prize, you ask? Well, the prize, as always, will be a custom CUSTOM title. Of course, if any of the proletariat have a good idea for a prize, myself and the rest of the Council of Elders will consider that and possibly implement it if we like it and you pay us enough.

And now, to lay a few ground rules.


  1. You may only nominate ONE person, but you may change your nomination at later date
  2. You may not nominate yourself
  3. You may NOT (NO, NEIN, NOSIR, NYET) change your avatar during Round Two or Three. If you do, you'll be kicked out of this contest faster than Geraldo was kicked out of Iraq. You may, however, change your avatar freely during the 48-hour nomination period. But don't anyways, because it'll confuse the weak-minded forumers.
  4. If you want to, you may try and 'persuade' people to vote for you via PM, IM or whatever. However, do NOT post here and try and sway votes.
  5. No flaming or spam in this thread of any kind.
  6. Play nice or I'll fuck you up


That's about it. Oh, and about the rounds. This round is Round One, the nomination stage of the contest. All you have to do is post the name of the person you want to nominate. After forty-eight hours is up, I'll closed this thread and start Round Two.

Round Two is the preliminaries, which is basically a poll between the top fifteen people nominated in this thread. You'll have forty-eight hours to vote, and then I'll start THE AVATAR DEATHMATCH. *ECHO, ECHO, ECHO*

Round Three is the AVATAR DEATMATCH *ECHO, ECHO, ECHO*. The top two people with the most votes from Round Two will go on to this round and battle it out to the death. Or, well, utter humiliation. Basically you pick your favorite and vote for that person. The winner will be crowned KING OF MEANINGLESS INTERNET POLLS. And, well, get a custom custom title or something.

I think that's everything, so get on with the show!

I nominate: Zippo
Critical Acclaim for My Penis:
"Wow. Niiiiice. It's quite the masterpiece." - Zippo
"...!!! I'm speechless." Good or bad? "Good." - Zuri
"Awesome. AWESOME. My words exactly: 'woah'" - Danielle
"Nice." Is that all?! "Nice is my way of saying I would fuck you." - Xanadu
"It's a very nice penis. You should feel blessed, and in turn, bless as many willing women with it as possible." - Vervet
"As I said earlier, Nice shape. Doesen't have any major curvature. From the photo, it seems fairly big. Likely 7-71/2 inches, I'm assuming." - Sunshine
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Reply 1 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 08:01:17 AM)
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I nominate: Xato, for living up to his avatar.
(pssst someone nominate me)
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How did you get this number? SHUTUP!
Looks like you hiy some guys dog sarge.
This reply was last edited on 04-05-03 08:18:49 AM by Vampire.
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Reply 2 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 08:17:26 AM)
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i nominate: Vampire
MKbig grinA rules.

PS. Dont spam, and i intend to get a new avatar B4 the contest starts...
This reply was last edited on 04-05-03 08:34:41 AM by Xato.
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Reply 3 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 08:24:36 AM)
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Well it's their choice... but I was just trying some subliminal advertising.

*cough*Always coca cola*cough*
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Reply 4 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 08:30:49 AM)
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Quoted from Xato:
i nominate: Vampire
for being king/queen of homo-ville.



Three things to say:

1. Stop editting
2. This is about Avatars
3. PS, sorry about double post.
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This reply was last edited on 04-05-03 08:38:24 AM by Vampire.
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Reply 5 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 08:53:08 AM)
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I nominate: Brad.
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Reply 6 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 09:57:40 AM)
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Blacksun: A shifty-eyed NNY/Joel is good comedy.
"At times, when I want to feel more accepted and popular, I usually brandish a knife and threaten people. I'm certainly not any more popular, but laughing at that 'I'm going to get stabbed to death' look in people's eyes makes me forget all about it."

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Reply 7 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 10:03:42 AM)
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I nominate FA. Sexy Smiling Sarah!
Well, well, well... Magus finally has free time to post!
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Reply 8 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 10:08:58 AM)
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Reply 9 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 11:39:04 AM)
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As pointless as this nomination is, since he's already been nominated, I just wanted to say that my vote is for blacksun.
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Reply 10 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 11:53:15 AM)
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Mine is obviously the best, but my vote goes to Jimmy.
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Reply 11 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 11:59:50 AM)
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Err...change my nomination to Stormy's. Thanks.
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Reply 12 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 12:31:36 PM)
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I nominate greenidentity
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Reply 13 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 01:18:22 PM)
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I nominate Vervet of course.
*hint hint*

And somebody nominate Mingan.
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Reply 14 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 01:31:28 PM)
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Ooh, ooh!

Mingan!
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Reply 15 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 01:32:28 PM)
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I nominate Arnok :P
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Reply 16 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 01:32:33 PM)
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Quoted from Magus:
I nominate FA. Sexy Smiling Sarah!


Yes, that's right...I nominate Drama--I mean--Flaming Arrow.

FA, can I fuck your avatar?
I should blame you fuckers for this.
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Reply 17 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 01:41:20 PM)
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Quote:
Just remember that the past winners of the Best Avatars Contest cannot be nominated for this contest or any contest EVER


Quoted from Magus, Skye:
I nominate FA. Sexy Smiling Sarah!


Moron.

In any case, I'd also vote for BC, but as he's been nominated I'll add some spice by nominating, hmmm, let's see, ahh let's see. No one. I just wanted to tell Skye and Magus that they were morons. BC in 2003 Oh yeah!
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Reply 18 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 02:07:28 PM)
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But he has Sarah as his avatar...that sucks ass.

Alright...shit. I nominate: swiss.
I should blame you fuckers for this.
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Reply 19 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 03:26:34 PM)
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Ooh, ooh!

Fuck Mingan. I'm nominating Jeremy.
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Reply 20 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 03:41:29 PM)
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how do I look?
"MY BUM IS ON THE MAN!" - Soccy
"I decided to admit that I'm a huge homosexual" - Soccy
"I just think circumsized dicks look a whole lot better" - Soccy
"So?" - Soccy, when confronted with the statement "You like boys!"
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Reply 21 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 03:45:39 PM)
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I nominate Nova aka Dr. Q aka Adam.
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Reply 22 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 03:47:34 PM)
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Quoted from Coca-Cola:
I nominate Nova aka Dr. Q aka Adam.


And I nominate Daniel aka Coca Cola.
Last edited on Apr-4th-2003 11:12:03 PM by Scrubby
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Reply 23 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 04:51:49 PM)
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Daniel's avatar sucks. His last one was better. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 24 of 45 (Originally posted on: 04-05-03 04:54:22 PM)
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Well duh, its mine, but I guess my nomination goes to Nimo
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