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Scruffy - The Janitor
Alcoholics Anonymous
While anarchy can often turn a humdrum weekend into something unforgettable, eventually the mob must be kept from stealing the conch and killing Piggy.

Pimpin is just a haircut and a shave away!

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(Originally posted on: 03-08-03 01:22:37 AM)
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It's about time there was a quotes thread of sorts. So here it is. Yeah.

Quoted from Joel:
Nothing gets in the way of a man and his vodka. Exept maybe his parents and the law...


Quoted from Joel:
If I were to ever disembowel myself I'd do it over the toilet, wouldnt want to stain the carpet. And knowing me, with my last breath I'd flush.

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer
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Reply 1 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-08-03 01:59:57 AM)
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Quoted from spazz:
When I say I have something you want that dosen't mean I will give it to you. It means I will share it with you.
Ok so it is not funny but I said it tonight.
And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee and teaming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E fili, E Spiritu Sancti.

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Reply 2 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-08-03 03:06:21 AM)
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Quoted from a friend:
I was home alright, but my flower was red.
that one might go over some heads here, but it's funny, trust me.

It's actually better in Dutch:
Quoted from a friend:
Ik was wel thuis, maar mijn bloempje stond op rood.

I stared in God's eyes. He blinked.

There is not a single shred of evidence to support the notion that life is serious.
NNY
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Reply 3 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-08-03 03:35:05 AM)
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Quoted from a friend:
I was home alright, but my flower was red.

huh?

Quoted from a friend:
Ik was wel thuis, maar mijn bloempje stond op rood.

LOL!
"there are these boys in my neighborhood that smoke pot, weed, you name it. anyway,one day when my cuzin was at my house we called the cops on them.the cops came over to there house but they did not catch them. a few weeks later my friends went to go drop off a movie at his house i went along w/ them the boy who smokes says which 1 of your parents snithed on me that i was smoking weed? me and my friend ran to my house and i went inside by the way this boy who smokes weed is 15 and cant even paint a mailbox w/ even strokes"
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Reply 4 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-08-03 03:41:15 AM)
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Quoted from my she-boss when we are alone in the office:
I'm not talking bad about her behind her back - I never do that - but so-and-so does this, does that, says this, says that...


Quoted from my she-boss when we are in "friendly" mode:
You're still young [I'm almost 30!] - you don't know much about the world.


Quoted from my she-boss when she is in her "giving advice" mode:
Don't trust or befriend gay people [I'm bi!!] - they make lousy friends, are indiscreet and all of them will backstab you one day.


Quoted from my she-boss when she is in her "money is everything" mode:
If God asked me if I wanted health or money, I'd pick money. It doesn't matter if I get cancer, strokes, heart attacks or other diseases as long as I have money.

A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
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Reply 5 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-08-03 10:20:19 AM)
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Quoted from icewyvern:

Quoted from Quoted from my she-boss when she is in her "giving advice" mode::

Don't trust or befriend gay people [I'm bi!!] - they make lousy friends, are indiscreet and all of them will backstab you one day.



This woman deserves the Pulitzer.
Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque[/w]
[w]Sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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Reply 6 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-08-03 10:26:42 AM)
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Quoted from spazz:
My breasts have nerves, and little sensory things

And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee and teaming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E fili, E Spiritu Sancti.
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Cool.

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Reply 7 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-08-03 11:29:14 AM)
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"She can find Australia, you'd think she could find lecture theatre SS 2" - Brad, after some Asian chick asked me and my friends to lecture theatre SS 2 on afternoon at Uni.
I'm a Bloody Aussie!
"Your words cut me like a safety razor." - Blacksun

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MY WIG-WAM WOKS!

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Reply 8 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-08-03 11:37:15 AM)
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Quote:
Stupid man give wife grand piano. Smart man give wife upright organ.

This next quote is from a friend:
Quote:
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

...and last but not least, from my highschool Latin teacher, who died in July 2001.
Quote:
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.




Coca-Cola - Those who like it like it a lot!


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Reply 9 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-08-03 12:59:16 PM)
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Quoted from my mom:
The only getting high you better be doing is getting high on Jesus.
She said that when I told her that I was going to be having a party that Eli could come to.
And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee and teaming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E fili, E Spiritu Sancti.
NNY
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Reply 10 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-08-03 01:12:45 PM)
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Quoted from Nate:
Who's ever heard of a marine biologist with a vibrating cock?

"there are these boys in my neighborhood that smoke pot, weed, you name it. anyway,one day when my cuzin was at my house we called the cops on them.the cops came over to there house but they did not catch them. a few weeks later my friends went to go drop off a movie at his house i went along w/ them the boy who smokes says which 1 of your parents snithed on me that i was smoking weed? me and my friend ran to my house and i went inside by the way this boy who smokes weed is 15 and cant even paint a mailbox w/ even strokes"
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Cool.

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Reply 11 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-08-03 01:58:29 PM)
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Ztolk: My cousin's got downs
Brad: Does she live in a home?
Ztolk: No, she's a dental hygeneist.
I'm a Bloody Aussie!
"Your words cut me like a safety razor." - Blacksun

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Alcoholics Anonymous
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Staying in alone, with my cat.

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Reply 12 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-08-03 02:26:33 PM)
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could be worse, she could be a gynacologist (sic)
"there are these boys in my neighborhood that smoke pot, weed, you name it. anyway,one day when my cuzin was at my house we called the cops on them.the cops came over to there house but they did not catch them. a few weeks later my friends went to go drop off a movie at his house i went along w/ them the boy who smokes says which 1 of your parents snithed on me that i was smoking weed? me and my friend ran to my house and i went inside by the way this boy who smokes weed is 15 and cant even paint a mailbox w/ even strokes"
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Reply 13 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-08-03 05:28:53 PM)
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"I hope you like the taste of cock in your mouth motherfucker" - Squall
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Reply 14 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-08-03 10:23:41 PM)
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"If you aren't the lead dog, the view never changes."
"Give me the luxuries of life and I can do without some of the necessities."
-Evelyn Waugh

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Reply 15 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-08-03 10:32:59 PM)
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Quoted from Mojo:
"If you aren't the lead dog, the view never changes."
I love that one so much. big grin
And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee and teaming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E fili, E Spiritu Sancti.
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Reply 16 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-09-03 12:45:35 AM)
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Quote:
A lot of books say that drinking is bad for you. So I quit reading.


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Reply 17 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-09-03 01:19:04 AM)
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Me: I'm going to eat my cousin's children

My physics teacher: I was doped up on valium the whole week.
"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
Scruffy - The Janitor
Alcoholics Anonymous
While anarchy can often turn a humdrum weekend into something unforgettable, eventually the mob must be kept from stealing the conch and killing Piggy.

Pimpin is just a haircut and a shave away!

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Reply 18 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-09-03 11:58:05 PM)
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"Hey, you're a lot like Moby Dick! You swallow a lot of sea men. Yarrrrr!!! Thar' she blows!"
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It is time for some fine fine wine.....or box wine it's all good man

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Reply 19 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-10-03 01:20:19 AM)
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"Suckin my fuckin ass"--GG Allin
Well my worn-out boots are taking me downtown
and I'm looking for trouble and I wanna get loud.
Serve me up a drink and I'll shoot it right down, I'll jump up on the bar and holler,
"One more round!"
I'm going straight to hell
Ain't nothing slowin' me down
I'm going straight to hell
so you just better get me one more round!
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Reply 20 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-10-03 06:10:41 AM)
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"I took a Viagra today, it got stuck in my throat , had a stiff neck for hours."
*¤VãMÞíRé¤*
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Reply 21 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-10-03 08:32:46 AM)
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A conversation that occurred during my Sunday School class:
(Some of my students were beating up another student.)
Me: Don't beat him up; he's fragile.
Student: What did you just call me?
Me: I said that you're fragile.
Student: Oh, yeah? Well, at least I don't wear pantyhose!(laughs hysterically at his own joke)
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Reply 22 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-10-03 09:18:56 AM)
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Quoted from my she-boss at 1500hrs:
Do this now.


5 minutes later (almost done):

Quoted from my she-boss at 1505hrs:
Why are you so slow. I can finish it in 5 minutes. Give it to me!


*Passes her the file, explain and goes through everything with her because she has no idea what is going on, and I have to explain everything I just did and almost finished*

Quoted from my she-boss at 1600hrs:
See! If I did it myself, I could have done it in 5 minutes, not like you struggling with your work!


*Struck mute*
We shit what we eat. So what we're eating in fact, is processed and qualified shit, but shit nonetheless.

Life Sucks. So Enjoy It. i'm a serial-killer :)


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Reply 23 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-10-03 01:01:39 PM)
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Quoted from a friend:
I don't want a bitch to suck my dick. I'd rather masturbate while she sucks yours

Quoted from a conversation between that same guy and some girl:
Guy: I want a half
Girl: Me too
Guy: Then let's buy one and a half

Quoted from the same guy:
Obviously my cock isn't 22 cm. long. If it were I wouldn't be here; I'd be making some porn movie

Quoted from my mother, watching news on TV about some al-Qaeda guys captured in Spain:
I can understand if Arabs believe that kind of stupid things, but a Spaniard...

(Being shocked, I took some time to reply: "Yeah, because all Arabs are terrorists, and all Muslims are Arabs..."LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!. Her reply:
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For me they all are Arabs!

Like, what a nazi
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Reply 24 of 182 (Originally posted on: 03-11-03 12:17:14 AM)
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Step-dad-
"You only have 5 more hours on that damn computer so hurry up and do what you need to..."
"Just call me Joe."

"Fear me, for I am stainless steel."

"I'm not sure if you're cool and hip enough to fight the dark army of triple-headed megabeasts that I have to battle on a daily basis." - Drop Dead Fred

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