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Well, in this rat-infested, shithole of America, there's always at least ONE rodent story to tell, wether it happened to you, your Pa, or your Grandma!

Four off the top of my head:

One time there was a Coke bottle full of radiator water that sat out all winter in our garage, and when we were doing some cleaning we found a dead mouse floating in it. It was pretty neat, considering the size of the mouse in relation to the opening, and all.

And once when I was in our darkroom looking for some photographic paper, I found a dead mouse floating in the humidifier water... semi-decomposed, but mostly still intact... looking at it was pretty neat.

Once (supposedly)a field mouse ran right next to me as I slept. The cat was chasing it all around the house, and, as it was a sweltering summer, I had my door open. As my mom was chasing the cat and therefore the mouse, she saw it.

Once my cat chased a mouse under my computer, and the fucking thing was chewing at the wires... so I almost stuck it with a yardstick, put it in a grocery bag, and flung it into the woods...

You guys have rodent stories, right? Cuz if you don't I'll just feel really bad about living in a rodent-infested rural area.

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in the house of a friend of mine there used to be mice runnin around. they'd run up the walls, dunno why or how actually, but they did. we made it our hobby to try to smash mice as they were runnin up the wall. to see who could smash a mouse the highest up the wall

when my friend punched a hole through the wall, the landlord forbade us to persue our hobby further though...

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Whenever I walk home from my bus stop I always see mangled corpses of rats I peoples laws and driveways. Some without heads, some without legs and some without any organs at all. It lookes like a battlefield of corpses sometimes.

I think that they are killed by foxes and family pets but I am not sure.

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When I was six there was a dead mouse on the floor I found. That's about it for them.
In class a couple of years ago we had pet rats, too. Then they both died, one from cancer and one because someone threw it off the balcony (14m high, onto concrete). Then we got new ones. And once we had chickens.
Wow.

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Hehe... Do I have a lot. Ok, we used to live in this dump of a house with rats. We spread poison for them, that was not supposed to kill them until they drank, thus forcing them to die outside. Well, in the gap between the floor of the kitchen and the roof of the basement, they found water somohow, and died. The smell was horrendous.

But beat this one... My uncle once found a rat in his kitchen(it was the same old house 20 years earlier, he was just staying there also till he found a better one), threw stuff at it, and it took refuge imder the cloths dryer, and would not come out. There was no way for it to escape, though, as the dryer was in a corner of the house. Rather than take apart the dryer and risk getting bit or having it escape while he was screwing, or somthing, he turned on the dryer. Crunch. A thin stream of blood trickeled out from behind it. :p

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My cat kills mice and leaves their disemboweled carcasses all over the house. If I'm lucky, I find them before they start to rot.

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Hmm... I don't think I've ever found any type of rodent or anything inside my house, so I guess that title is not true in all circumstances.

However, I used to have a cat, and she would often catch and kill mice and we'd find them in our yard sometimes. Not fun.

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One time I was moving a bookcase and found a complete adult mouse skeleton and several baby skeletons. Like, a family died there and I didn't notice. Oddly, it didn't smell.

I ended up sucking them up in the vacuum cleaner.

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That's a pretty impressive vaccumn cleaner... I don't think mine could do that. In fact I know that it couldn't.

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Oh... you should have sent a picture to the INQUIRER and subtitled it "SUPER-INTELLEGENT MICE THAT READ" or something.

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Read to DEATH. That sounds better. Death makes anything better.

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Wow. But death is so unfortunate, you asshole, you.

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Just holding the record, shit lesbian asshole.
But it's mouse death... caused by reading. They were smart enough to read, and smart enough to die... you could say, they were too smart for their own good.

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I was at my friend's house a while back sitting on a grubby old couch in his basement. His sister was beside me, and she just suddenly jumped up and screamed (causing me to jump up too, wondering what exactly was up). Apparently she'd just seen a mouse crawl into a hole in the couch beside her. It was a bit unsettling.

We're not a big mouse or rat area here, but there's a lot of squirrels.

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I hate rats

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Squirrels are the fucking bane of society. They should all be killed in some sort of genocide campaign.

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My mother's horribly scared by squirrels. Once, when we were eating in some park near Baker St, there were hundreds of them clustering around. One jumped onto the back of the seat and she jumped up so fast... I can't think of a good simile, just imagine really fast.

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What kind of productive things have squirrels ever done? EVER? All they do is eat nuts and climb trees.

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Climbing trees is very productive.

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You lie very badly.

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If you run out of food in the winter you can go steal their nut store. That's productive.

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They don't even defecate, so as to my knowledge.

I mean, tell ME when you've seen squirrel shit.

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12:16 GMT 26 September 1999. There you go.

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I think you're probably lying in a clever attempt to drive me mad.

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Well, should it drive you mad, that'd be an added bonus effect. But if it doesn't, I'm fine with that too. I'm flexible.

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