Tyr
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(Originally posted on: 05-18-02 05:06:25 PM)
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Well, in this rat-infested, shithole of America, there's always at least ONE rodent story to tell, wether it happened to you, your Pa, or your Grandma!
Four off the top of my head:
One time there was a Coke bottle full of radiator water that sat out all winter in our garage, and when we were doing some cleaning we found a dead mouse floating in it. It was pretty neat, considering the size of the mouse in relation to the opening, and all.
And once when I was in our darkroom looking for some photographic paper, I found a dead mouse floating in the humidifier water... semi-decomposed, but mostly still intact... looking at it was pretty neat.
Once (supposedly)a field mouse ran right next to me as I slept. The cat was chasing it all around the house, and, as it was a sweltering summer, I had my door open. As my mom was chasing the cat and therefore the mouse, she saw it.
Once my cat chased a mouse under my computer, and the fucking thing was chewing at the wires... so I almost stuck it with a yardstick, put it in a grocery bag, and flung it into the woods...
You guys have rodent stories, right? Cuz if you don't I'll just feel really bad about living in a rodent-infested rural area.
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