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(Originally posted on: 02-21-03 05:09:36 PM)
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Indian doctors perform first penis transplant

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Doctors in India have transplanted a penis from a child born with two to another born without one.


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The penis was taken from a one-year-old child from Shantipur in Bengal's Nadia district who had two but had no rectum.


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The doctors realised they could make medical history when another child admitted to the hospital was discovered without a penis.


This is clearly a momentous occasion.

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Reply 1 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 05:13:55 PM)
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what if the baby wanted both of his penis'? HUH?

anyhow... thats interesting. i was reading the other day about a man who lost his penis (i dont remember how) and they put one of his fingers in its place. it works through a tube put down the middle of it... fully functional and can do interesting tricks.
"there are these boys in my neighborhood that smoke pot, weed, you name it. anyway,one day when my cuzin was at my house we called the cops on them.the cops came over to there house but they did not catch them. a few weeks later my friends went to go drop off a movie at his house i went along w/ them the boy who smokes says which 1 of your parents snithed on me that i was smoking weed? me and my friend ran to my house and i went inside by the way this boy who smokes weed is 15 and cant even paint a mailbox w/ even strokes"
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Reply 2 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 05:20:54 PM)
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Wow, that's pretty funny. I bet it's not as fun for the guy though.

What if you had penises instead of fingers? You could get off holding hands even if you weren't Chains.
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Reply 3 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 05:20:55 PM)
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fully functional and can do interesting tricks.

Ew.

What about the kid with no rectum. Can they find a kid with two rectums and make the first ever rectum transplant?

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Reply 4 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 05:32:07 PM)
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Had he kept his ass-blaster, it would have given whole new meaning to the phrase "Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out."

Once again, India fails to deliver.
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Reply 5 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 05:50:40 PM)
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Had he kept his ass-blaster, it would have given whole new meaning to the phrase "Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out."

Once again, India fails to deliver.


huh?
"there are these boys in my neighborhood that smoke pot, weed, you name it. anyway,one day when my cuzin was at my house we called the cops on them.the cops came over to there house but they did not catch them. a few weeks later my friends went to go drop off a movie at his house i went along w/ them the boy who smokes says which 1 of your parents snithed on me that i was smoking weed? me and my friend ran to my house and i went inside by the way this boy who smokes weed is 15 and cant even paint a mailbox w/ even strokes"
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Reply 6 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 05:52:00 PM)
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I think they 'built' the kid a rectum.

But seriously, what the fuck are they doing in India when you get a kid with two dicks and no asshole?
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Reply 7 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 05:55:53 PM)
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::shrug::

but heres the article i was talking about:


"there are these boys in my neighborhood that smoke pot, weed, you name it. anyway,one day when my cuzin was at my house we called the cops on them.the cops came over to there house but they did not catch them. a few weeks later my friends went to go drop off a movie at his house i went along w/ them the boy who smokes says which 1 of your parents snithed on me that i was smoking weed? me and my friend ran to my house and i went inside by the way this boy who smokes weed is 15 and cant even paint a mailbox w/ even strokes"
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Reply 8 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 06:31:36 PM)
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Quoted from ice:
I think they 'built' the kid a rectum.

But seriously, what the fuck are they doing in India when you get a kid with two dicks and no asshole?


Aw, man. Somebody check and see if we shipped any of those damned freak piglets over there.
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Reply 9 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 06:40:00 PM)
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About the Finger dick guy... I wonder how that feels....
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Reply 10 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 06:45:45 PM)
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if you mean for the woman... well if you've never been fingered i imagine itd be easy enough to find out. as for the guy... no clue. there are a lot less nerve endings in your finger though probably.
"there are these boys in my neighborhood that smoke pot, weed, you name it. anyway,one day when my cuzin was at my house we called the cops on them.the cops came over to there house but they did not catch them. a few weeks later my friends went to go drop off a movie at his house i went along w/ them the boy who smokes says which 1 of your parents snithed on me that i was smoking weed? me and my friend ran to my house and i went inside by the way this boy who smokes weed is 15 and cant even paint a mailbox w/ even strokes"
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Reply 11 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 06:48:01 PM)
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And just think of the ease of scratching where it itches. He wouldn't even have to pretend to be jingling his pocket change or keys.
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Reply 12 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 06:49:00 PM)
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And just think of the ease of scratching where it itches.

hahaha.

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Reply 13 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 06:51:18 PM)
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Would he even be able to masturbate his finger-penis?
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Reply 14 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 07:01:09 PM)
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I would doubt it. Its not like he could orgasm with it.
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Reply 15 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 07:09:43 PM)
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he could give people the bird... with his middlefingerdick.
omg yah rite fag lol
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Reply 16 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 07:11:56 PM)
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if you'd bother to read the article you'd see it was fully functional. its not your penis that orgasms, its things further back, there arent any muscles in your penis.
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Reply 17 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 09:51:00 PM)
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Tapati Dhara, the mother of the child that received the organ, told The Telegraph of Calcutta: "It is amazing the way things unfolded in the last few days. Perhaps, it was God's will."

Apparently, "God" fucked up to begin with when you child was born with no penis.

About the finger-penis-man, I think that would be really funny to see in a porn movie. The way he could tickle women with his penis.

They should have used his ring finger, so when he gets married, he gets to show bare his genitals in a church.
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Reply 18 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 09:53:46 PM)
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I wish I was born with two penises.
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Reply 19 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 10:08:18 PM)
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It'd be doubtful that you would have enough blood to support TWO erect penises AND have enough blood to keep oxygen in your brain.
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This is interesting, considering in another thread posted by Mojo we were talking about what would happen if a guy had two tallywhackers. No one mentioned donation.
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Reply 21 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 10:59:12 PM)
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AND have enough blood to keep oxygen in your brain.

If you have 2 penises, who gives a fuck about the brain?

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Well Danielle, when you turned your back on our religion and basically questioned all of our values and practically insulted our whole sense of faith and our lifestyle, we were alright with that, we let that slide. THEN you came and said that you're attracted to women, we thought that was questionable, but we could get used to it. But the day that you have pornographic videos on your computer, YOU'RE FUCKING OUT. - Danielle's parents

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Reply 22 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-22-03 12:26:55 AM)
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Gives new meaning to doing two chicks at the same time.
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Reply 23 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-22-03 12:41:44 AM)
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That sucks for the other kid. Penisless jokes would actually be true.

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Reply 24 of 33 (Originally posted on: 02-22-03 01:43:24 AM)
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So are they sure they didn't just slap a penis on a little baby girl, thinking it was a little boy born without his penis? Or was it actually a male born without his stuff 'n' junk? This is rhetorical...I wager the world may never know.
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