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(Originally posted on: 02-20-03 09:49:58 PM)
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I will have a baby on my hands all day tomorrow, so I probably won't get to do this. If this doesn't belong here, move it.[/w]
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Hey everyone, it's Jimmy's birthday! big grin big grin big grin

A toast to Jimmy and our future bean farm!

Toast to Jimmy


Future Bean Farm

[w]Isn't that cute?!


I was hoping you'd be the oldest here (so I could tease you), but you aren't. Oh well, happy opposite-of-belated birthday! i'm a serial-killer :)
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Reply 1 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-20-03 09:51:51 PM)
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Happy Birthday!

Your current age has many factors. That is a good thing.
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Reply 2 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-20-03 09:59:11 PM)
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Oh, he can be the oldest here. I'm planning on taking a day off from my age.

Happy birthday, Jimmy! Cue the Birthday Monkey! Has anybody seen the damned Birthday Monkey?

Warm retards (er, regards),
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Reply 3 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-20-03 10:21:51 PM)
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Has anybody seen the damned Birthday Monkey?


Yeah, he's sitting behind the basket of beans!


Hiyoooo!
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Reply 4 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-20-03 10:50:52 PM)
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Happy b-day, mines coming up soon....
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Reply 5 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-20-03 11:05:23 PM)
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Happy Birthday, dude.

Go get wasted and laid and all that good stuff.
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Reply 6 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-20-03 11:21:44 PM)
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happy birfday
"there are these boys in my neighborhood that smoke pot, weed, you name it. anyway,one day when my cuzin was at my house we called the cops on them.the cops came over to there house but they did not catch them. a few weeks later my friends went to go drop off a movie at his house i went along w/ them the boy who smokes says which 1 of your parents snithed on me that i was smoking weed? me and my friend ran to my house and i went inside by the way this boy who smokes weed is 15 and cant even paint a mailbox w/ even strokes"
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Reply 7 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-20-03 11:44:07 PM)
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awww, thanks mel. as far as getting drunk and laid...

drunk, yes.

laid, not likely.
...and i don't even care anyfuckingmore.
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Reply 8 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 12:04:01 AM)
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Call a whore.
...
I know I have Stoffel's gf's number around here somewhere...
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Reply 9 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 12:24:33 AM)
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Happy Birthday Jimmy...say, can you hook me up with some of those free biscuits? eh?
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Reply 10 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 12:44:28 AM)
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*does a cheesy piano arpeggio*

I think it's time we all sang a song

*clears throat and sings*

Once a year we celebrate,
With stupid hats and plastic plates,
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun.
And the whole clan gathers Ďround,
And gifts and laughter do abound.
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song.

Happy birthday!
Now youíre one year older.
Happy birthday!
Your life still isnít over.
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much.
But you didnít die this year, I guess thatís good enough.

So letís drink to your fading health,
And hope you donít remind yourself,
Your chance of finding fame and wealth,
Decrease with every year.
ĎCause if you feel youíre doing laps,
And eating food and taking naps,
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life may hold some cheer.

Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
Youíre starting to get fatter.
Happy birthday!
Itís downhill from now on.
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.

If cryogenics were all free,
Then you could live like Walt Disney.
And live for all eternity,
inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set.
This is the only life you get.
And though it hasnít ended yet,
Sometimes you wish it might.

Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money.
Happy birthday!
Your lifeís so sad itís funny.
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry, so just cut the stupid cake.

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Dear JIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!
values of ß will give rise to dom!
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Reply 11 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 02:14:14 AM)
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i almost forgot:

Go Robot it's your Birthday.
Go Robot it's your Birthday.

Your one year older, one year wiser.
Rock n' roll star, King, Czar, and Keiser.
A room full of friends, a mouth full of cake.
Every present is for you and it feels pretty great.
Your the man of the hour, the VIP, you get the first slice of the PIE.
But first blow out the candles and make a wish. Put a smile on cause it's your Birthday *****!

Go Robot it's your Birthday.
Go Robot it's your Birthday.
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Reply 12 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 03:42:45 AM)
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Yay for Jimmy.... get some strippers, and upload the pictures to INTL. Have fun yo!
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Reply 13 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 03:42:48 AM)
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Happy One-Year-Closer-To-Death, Jimbo.

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Isn't that cute?!



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Reply 14 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 02:23:12 PM)
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Yay! 24!

I have nothing important to say about this!
There was only one road back to L.A. US Interstate 15, just a flat-out high speed burn through Baker and Barstow and Berdoo, then on to the Hollywood Freeway straight into frantic oblivion: safety, obscurity. Just another freak in the Freak Kingdom. We'd gone in search of the American Dream. It had been a lame fuck around, a waste of time. My heart was filled with joy. I felt like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger: a man on the move, and just sick enough to be totally confident.
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Reply 15 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 05:08:34 PM)
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Happy Birthday Jimmy.
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Reply 16 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-21-03 05:39:40 PM)
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After 21, birthdays mean nothing.
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Reply 17 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-22-03 03:04:41 PM)
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wow. i got wasted, *almost* got laid, but ended up passing out before anything could happen. kinda glad about that. something about not knowing a girl's last name that i was going to sleep with sort of bugs me the next morning. shit, i didn't even get her phone number. all i know is that it was her birthday, too. weird night. very weird.
...and i don't even care anyfuckingmore.
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Reply 18 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-22-03 04:13:06 PM)
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Glad to hear you enjoyed yourself. Anyone give you any worthwhile gifts?
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Reply 19 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-22-03 08:23:28 PM)
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You can lie to us on your birthday, you know.

Toast to Jimmy Getting Laid on His Birthday by an Anonymous Birthday Girl

crazy is all right.
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Reply 20 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-23-03 01:35:19 AM)
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Quoted from Skye:
Glad to hear you enjoyed yourself. Anyone give you any worthwhile gifts?


i'm getting a new pair of glasses. that's about it. some money and such. i'm really not sure how that girl got home, because i know i didn't drive her and my car is still here. i've been checking to make sure she didn't steal anything from me today. so far, so good.
...and i don't even care anyfuckingmore.
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Reply 21 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-23-03 01:41:30 AM)
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Where did you meet her?
There was only one road back to L.A. US Interstate 15, just a flat-out high speed burn through Baker and Barstow and Berdoo, then on to the Hollywood Freeway straight into frantic oblivion: safety, obscurity. Just another freak in the Freak Kingdom. We'd gone in search of the American Dream. It had been a lame fuck around, a waste of time. My heart was filled with joy. I felt like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger: a man on the move, and just sick enough to be totally confident.
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Reply 22 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-23-03 03:00:35 AM)
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i met her at the bar. *sad*
...and i don't even care anyfuckingmore.
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Reply 23 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-23-03 03:08:36 AM)
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Oh, so you're not going to be able to find her again?

That's too bad.
There was only one road back to L.A. US Interstate 15, just a flat-out high speed burn through Baker and Barstow and Berdoo, then on to the Hollywood Freeway straight into frantic oblivion: safety, obscurity. Just another freak in the Freak Kingdom. We'd gone in search of the American Dream. It had been a lame fuck around, a waste of time. My heart was filled with joy. I felt like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger: a man on the move, and just sick enough to be totally confident.
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Reply 24 of 25 (Originally posted on: 02-23-03 03:48:18 AM)
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no, i'm actually kind of relieved that i won't be seeing her again. i don't like my relationships progressing that quickly.
...and i don't even care anyfuckingmore.
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