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(Originally posted on: 02-10-03 09:32:41 PM)
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We were in the kitchen, eating blueberry bagels and argueing about my not eating meat. then we pondered human's natural predators, we more or less decided that the only ones left were lions, tigers, bears (oh my) and zombies. he refuses to let me put other humans on the list. the we realized, zombies are at the top of the food chain... nothing eats them, but they eat anything.

yeah.
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Reply 1 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-10-03 09:34:34 PM)
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the we realized, zombies are at the top of the food chain... nothing eats them, but they eat anything.

yeah.

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Reply 2 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-10-03 09:37:33 PM)
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we also decided now that crows actually eat zombies, and then they turn evil, resulting in the movie 'the birds'. then hawks eat the evil crows and in turn are eaten by other, bigger hawks. so there is just one giant evil hawk eating all the other birds somewhere.

jeremy went off on a tangent about rednecks eating crows too, and turning evil and being eaten by a bear that turns evil... but we all know the crow scene in 'the birds' took place far from any rednecks.
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Reply 3 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-10-03 09:40:35 PM)
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ok, we figured it out. after the redneck eats the evil crow and is eaten by the evil bear... who eats bears? rednecks! so the cycle just sort of loops around and THATS why rednecks are so fucking crazy.
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Reply 4 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-10-03 09:41:02 PM)
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Reply 5 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-10-03 09:42:26 PM)
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im not drunk at all, i just started a corona, havent even drunk down to the surgeon generals warning yet.

and jeremy doesnt drink except on rare occations, so yeah. we're just both bored and strange.
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Reply 6 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-10-03 09:43:41 PM)
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I think it is the later.
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Reply 7 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-10-03 10:59:16 PM)
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I'm pretty sure that Whales eat Zombies.
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Reply 8 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-10-03 11:40:43 PM)
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Reply 9 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-11-03 12:57:50 AM)
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but we all know the crow scene in 'the birds' took place far from any rednecks.


Nope. I like five minutes away from the town in which it was filmed, and let me tell you, there are a lot of rednecks.
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Reply 10 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-11-03 01:06:35 AM)
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ok, we figured it out. after the redneck eats the evil crow and is eaten by the evil bear... who eats bears? rednecks! so the cycle just sort of loops around and THATS why rednecks are so fucking crazy.


There are lots of rednecks here. But unfortunately, the only bears we have are named "Teddy".
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Reply 11 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-11-03 01:16:01 AM)
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well, i guess the rednecks won that particular battle.
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Reply 12 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-11-03 07:47:13 AM)
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So the conclusion is that rednecks are human's natural predators? I can live with that.
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Reply 13 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-11-03 09:36:47 AM)
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we more or less decided that the only ones left were lions, tigers, bears (oh my) and zombies.
yeah.

And what about vampires?
I don't know if crows actually eat zombies, but I've never seen a crow eating a vampire.
Vampires do thrive on rednecks though, so ...
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Reply 14 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-11-03 12:14:43 PM)
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ill have to talk to jeremy about vampires when he gets home. i thoguht about them, and then forgot again.
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Reply 15 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-11-03 09:46:51 PM)
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ill have to talk to jeremy about vampires when he gets home. i thoguht about them, and then forgot again.


do more drugs, it will improve your memory
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Reply 16 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-11-03 10:03:07 PM)
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ill have to talk to jeremy about vampires when he gets home. i thoguht about them, and then forgot again.


do more drugs, it will improve your memory


I don't do drugs, and I know plenty about vampires. They're at the top, I'm pretty sure.
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Reply 17 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-11-03 10:23:10 PM)
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I think it is the later.


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Reply 18 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-11-03 10:37:11 PM)
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Where do IRS employees fit in? Above or below the zombies?
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Reply 19 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-11-03 10:53:21 PM)
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Where do IRS employees fit in? Above or below the zombies?


We all know IRS employees don't EAT. Jeez.
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Reply 20 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-11-03 11:16:38 PM)
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pot: hello, kettle?

kettle: yes, pot?

pot: you're so black.


Pot: Hello, kettle?

Kettle: Kettle's not here man

Pot: Do you know when he'll be back?

Kettle: ...

Pot: Do you?

Kettle: Kettle's not here man!

And so on...
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Reply 21 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-12-03 12:17:50 AM)
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pot: dude.

kettle: what?

pot: nigger!

kettle: are you high?
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Reply 22 of 22 (Originally posted on: 02-12-03 03:50:45 AM)
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Which one is Xanadu? Kettle?

I bet Kettle would try to smoke the pot.
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