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(Originally posted on: 05-09-02 02:32:49 AM)
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A new study has revealed that men who have more than 100 orgasms a year cut their risk of a heart attack in half.

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Reply 1 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 02:34:49 AM)
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yeah, i remember reading that somewhere...FMP will outlive us all. unless he dies from exhaustion or something.
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Reply 2 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 02:38:49 AM)
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He'll probably die after being beaten by a distraught young girl's parents.
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Reply 3 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 02:41:29 AM)
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I'm going to have a heart attack anyway.
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Reply 4 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 02:41:55 AM)
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true enough...they'll show him what he can do with those glow sticks...sick bastard.
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Reply 5 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 02:49:25 AM)
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I'd say probably not... young boy's parents are more likely.
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Reply 6 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 02:50:35 AM)
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i dunno, he seems to have good enough aim to tell the guys from the girls...and he hasnt shown any interest in playing connect the trains...Izzy on the other hand...
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Reply 7 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 02:52:15 AM)
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Young girls are more difficult, I'd imagine, since they usually have highly protective parents.
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Reply 8 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 03:23:14 AM)
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i suppose. hey, he could just pose as a catholic priest, then he could have all the little boys he wants.
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Reply 9 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 03:29:28 AM)
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I don't think even that could satisfy his lust for little boys. There aren't enough of them to do that anywhere.
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Reply 10 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 03:31:45 AM)
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he could always go play connect the trains with izzy if his small boy supply is thin...
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Reply 11 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 03:34:20 AM)
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I think even he has standards.
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Reply 12 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 03:37:57 AM)
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who, izzy or FMP?
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Reply 13 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 03:42:10 AM)
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Both. Just that FMP's standards are a little different to most.
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Reply 14 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 03:43:20 AM)
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i suppose...i dunno though...after grabbing a 6th graders ass and trying to get her to dig in his pants for a glow stick...i gotta wonder just where his limits are...
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Reply 15 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 03:46:31 AM)
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That's why I said 'different'. There are persons who he would not consider for the position.
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Reply 16 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 11:25:47 AM)
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Reply 17 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 02:43:40 PM)
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Any links to this study?
yay...?
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Reply 18 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 03:43:05 PM)
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Yes. Supply us with links to the article... and porn.
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Reply 19 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 03:54:23 PM)
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If this is true, let's see:
3 per day, 365, 1095, i think i'm not gonna die because of an heart attack.
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Reply 20 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 04:22:21 PM)
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Well, to get in your 100 times, you need to average once every 3 days, 15 hours, and 30 minutes.
yay...?
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Reply 21 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 05:35:25 PM)
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Neo: you heard me.
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Reply 22 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 06:05:18 PM)
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Anything about women in this study?
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Reply 23 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 06:08:10 PM)
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im sure they had a few there
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Reply 24 of 137 (Originally posted on: 05-09-02 07:00:25 PM)
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Is there any difference between men and women orgasm?
I think the women orgasm is longer and better.
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