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(Originally posted on: 01-23-03 11:28:58 PM)
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It's not really a poll because I don't expect anyone to have done it more than ten times. My friend has claimed that reputation, sadly and amusingly enough.


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Reply 1 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-23-03 11:31:26 PM)
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i know a guy who got his penis broken... he says it hasnt been the same since.
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Reply 2 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-23-03 11:33:31 PM)
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Christ... I'm cringing.
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Reply 3 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-23-03 11:42:27 PM)
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Quoted from nimo:
Christ... I'm cringing.


Me too, and I don't even have a dick.

I never understood this aspect of "sexuality". I don't think I want to, either.
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Reply 4 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-23-03 11:46:23 PM)
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What do you mean by broken?
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Reply 5 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-23-03 11:48:36 PM)
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she just slammed herself down on him.... oh the humanity... [cue hindenburg macro]
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Reply 6 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-23-03 11:54:32 PM)
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I love it when people say stuff that makes me lift my legs in the air and touch my crotch just to make sure everything is still okay.

Actually, no I don't, the blinding fear of having my penis broken must have confused me.
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Reply 7 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-24-03 12:02:50 AM)
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Ok first off how the hell do you break a penis? It's not made of glass, nor does it even have a bone in it. I don't even know whats going on anymore.

*curls up in corner and rocks back and forth*
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Reply 8 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-24-03 12:15:34 AM)
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the same way you can break a nose.
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Reply 9 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-24-03 12:44:29 AM)
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I am proud to say I have never done that to my boyfriend. Now to the guy who stole $80 from me is not having kids.
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Reply 10 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-24-03 12:50:02 AM)
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you know, xanadu, you'll have to get his pants down and give him an erection before any real breaking can be done.
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Reply 11 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-24-03 01:10:34 AM)
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Can't say I have.
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Reply 12 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-24-03 01:23:39 AM)
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you know...

when I started reading this thread, it made me... yeah.

it was unsettling.
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Reply 13 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-24-03 01:29:00 AM)
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me and vash had a hillarious conversation about broken/breaking penii the other night while high on sleep deprivation. most anything is hillarious then. we got yelled at once for laughing so hard whenever we said PC Load Letter -- which was a lot. and the night we said 'literaly' in every sentancee.
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Reply 14 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-24-03 02:27:35 AM)
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Quoted from NNY:
you know, xanadu, you'll have to get his pants down and give him an erection before any real breaking can be done.
And you think I can't do this....for shame you should no better. *shakes finger*
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Reply 15 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-24-03 05:07:00 AM)
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how would you do it. how would you cause an erection.
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Reply 16 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-24-03 07:45:03 AM)
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Quoted from NNY:
me and vash had a hillarious conversation about broken/breaking penii the other night while high on sleep deprivation. most anything is hillarious then. we got yelled at once for laughing so hard whenever we said PC Load Letter -- which was a lot. and the night we said 'literaly' in every sentancee.
PC Load LEtter?!? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
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Reply 17 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-24-03 08:37:31 AM)
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Fee, Fi, Fo, Furf.
This post reeks of Jokey Smurf.
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Reply 18 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-24-03 10:51:35 AM)
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*cry, cry, cry*
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Reply 19 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-24-03 01:13:59 PM)
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Quoted from kpac:
*curls up in corner and rocks back and forth*


I second that!

*shudders*
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Reply 20 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-24-03 01:49:19 PM)
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Wait you guys are talking about this as if this is possible.

What the shit.

I don't even know what to say.
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Reply 21 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-24-03 02:22:10 PM)
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Erm...I think if I had ever broken my boyfriend's penis, I would not be able to post now. Thank goodness I'm good at that sort of thing. :-/
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Reply 22 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-24-03 03:04:45 PM)
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Quoted from kpac:
Wait you guys are talking about this as if this is possible.

What the shit.

I don't even know what to say.


Its not like you really break it, more of a bruise. It happened to me because we were going too fast and in an odd position. It came out and instead of going back the same way, it hit the pubic bone and stopped, while the rest of the body keeps going. And it hurts so much you want to cry. Do it one time and you learn to never ever do it again.
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Reply 23 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-24-03 03:22:02 PM)
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Oh....

Jesus Christ hearing that makes me never want to walk again, or even move for that matter.
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Reply 24 of 78 (Originally posted on: 01-24-03 04:21:17 PM)
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Quote:
you know...

when I started reading this thread, it made me... yeah.

it was unsettling.


Premature ejaculation happens to a lot of people.

I've had it crack (like cracking your knuckles) a couple of times, but nothing painful.
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