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(Originally posted on: 01-04-03 11:20:57 PM)
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Which person here at INTL would you most want to be the mother or father of your child?

Provide reasons, too.
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Reply 1 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 11:24:41 PM)
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I would like to be the mother of my child. Why? Because I wouldn't want it to be anyone else.
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Reply 2 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 11:29:44 PM)
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I don't want a child! I can't handle the commitment!


Frankly, I won't answer this because it will make me look like an ass.
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Reply 3 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 11:35:27 PM)
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Yo guys, I bet if Wyrm answered this thread, he'd look like an ass. I'm not sure yet so don't spread it around.

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Well Danielle, when you turned your back on our religion and basically questioned all of our values and practically insulted our whole sense of faith and our lifestyle, we were alright with that, we let that slide. THEN you came and said that you're attracted to women, we thought that was questionable, but we could get used to it. But the day that you have pornographic videos on your computer, YOU'RE FUCKING OUT. - Danielle's parents

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Reply 4 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 11:52:15 PM)
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I want The Red Chimp to have my kid because then I can abandon him without telling him my name and he'll be a single father with kids and I won't have to pay child support because I hate kids.
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Reply 5 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-05-03 12:00:01 AM)
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I want the Red Chimp as well because if there's one thing funnier than some sinlge loser dad with a kid whose father he doesn't even know the name of, it's some single loser dad with two kids from two different, nameless fathers.
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Reply 6 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-05-03 12:16:37 AM)
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I'd like Dramamine to have my child.

Lesbians with kids are HILARIOUS!
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Reply 7 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-05-03 12:21:48 AM)
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Hmmm... Zippo, because she's funny... kids like laughing. Plus, she doesn't look bad, so I wouldn't mind doing the fertilizing.
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Reply 8 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-05-03 12:35:39 AM)
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I'd like Vervet to have my kids...because she's my sister.
I put this in here to fill up space in my forum sig because I am too self-concious to put anyone else's quotes down for fear of retribution and my incredibly low self-esteem, which contributes to me not thinking of any ideas for fear of them and my alias as a forum personality being shunned. I will attempt to write something clever and witty in an attempt to gain recognition in an internet forum full of people I will never meet merely to satisfy my insatiable appetite for being accepted as both a source of quality humor and as a person in general. I accept that I will ultimately fail and leave the forum, only to put my awkward teenage years behind me and grow up to be a loving and responsible father and husband until I turn 38 and am fired from my job, find out my wife is having an affair with a convicted child molester who she helped escape from prison, and I will let my car idle in the garage, slowly filling it with carbon monoxide and freeing me from my hellish prison on earth.
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Reply 9 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-05-03 12:42:23 AM)
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I don't think I want any INTL forummers fertilizing my children.

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Well Danielle, when you turned your back on our religion and basically questioned all of our values and practically insulted our whole sense of faith and our lifestyle, we were alright with that, we let that slide. THEN you came and said that you're attracted to women, we thought that was questionable, but we could get used to it. But the day that you have pornographic videos on your computer, YOU'RE FUCKING OUT. - Danielle's parents

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Reply 10 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-05-03 12:45:31 AM)
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Quoted from Dimi:
I don't think I want any INTL forummers fertilizing my children.


What about me, baby??? MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
I put this in here to fill up space in my forum sig because I am too self-concious to put anyone else's quotes down for fear of retribution and my incredibly low self-esteem, which contributes to me not thinking of any ideas for fear of them and my alias as a forum personality being shunned. I will attempt to write something clever and witty in an attempt to gain recognition in an internet forum full of people I will never meet merely to satisfy my insatiable appetite for being accepted as both a source of quality humor and as a person in general. I accept that I will ultimately fail and leave the forum, only to put my awkward teenage years behind me and grow up to be a loving and responsible father and husband until I turn 38 and am fired from my job, find out my wife is having an affair with a convicted child molester who she helped escape from prison, and I will let my car idle in the garage, slowly filling it with carbon monoxide and freeing me from my hellish prison on earth.
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Reply 11 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-05-03 12:51:47 AM)
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Dani, but she says it's impossible, so perhaps Mr. Burnt_Corn.
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Reply 12 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-05-03 12:53:50 AM)
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Quoted from Dimi:
Yo guys, I bet if Wyrm answered this thread, he'd look like an ass. I'm not sure yet so don't spread it around.


I think he is an ass in every thread he posts in, no matter if he didn't answer to the topic or not.

...

I guess Dani's the only one really who would have my child.
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Reply 13 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-05-03 01:03:43 AM)
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I dont think anyone wants my child.
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Reply 14 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-05-03 02:05:46 AM)
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I don't want my children being fertilized by soccy.

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"I just think circumsized dicks look a whole lot better" - Flaming Arrow
Well Danielle, when you turned your back on our religion and basically questioned all of our values and practically insulted our whole sense of faith and our lifestyle, we were alright with that, we let that slide. THEN you came and said that you're attracted to women, we thought that was questionable, but we could get used to it. But the day that you have pornographic videos on your computer, YOU'RE FUCKING OUT. - Danielle's parents

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Reply 15 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-05-03 09:08:04 AM)
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Yeah, something bothers me when I picture a lanky, crazy, Mexican redneck ejaculating on one of the people I love the most.
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Reply 16 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-05-03 03:26:56 PM)
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I'd say Brad, or at least the guy in his avatar.
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Reply 17 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-05-03 03:47:11 PM)
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Quoted from Dimi:
I don't want my children being fertilized by soccy.


Quoted from Tyr:
Yeah, something bothers me when I picture a lanky, crazy, Mexican redneck ejaculating on one of the people I love the most.


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Reply 18 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-05-03 04:29:14 PM)
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*hug*

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"I just think circumsized dicks look a whole lot better" - Flaming Arrow
Well Danielle, when you turned your back on our religion and basically questioned all of our values and practically insulted our whole sense of faith and our lifestyle, we were alright with that, we let that slide. THEN you came and said that you're attracted to women, we thought that was questionable, but we could get used to it. But the day that you have pornographic videos on your computer, YOU'RE FUCKING OUT. - Danielle's parents

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Reply 19 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-05-03 04:57:36 PM)
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Quoted from Flaming Arrow:
I'd like Dramamine to have my child.

Lesbians with kids are HILARIOUS!


I agree. Let's do it if not only for the sake of comedy.
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Reply 20 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-05-03 07:20:31 PM)
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*sex*

Probably Sunshine. I want my kid growing up educated and with manners.

Or probably FA, PR, Socc, Kita, Dimi, or James. People that, regardless of what they think, I think would and hopefully will make great parents.
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Reply 21 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-05-03 07:27:33 PM)
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we can only pray that my genes never get passed on, and i pitty the fool who gets stuck with the kid.
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Reply 22 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-05-03 11:58:53 PM)
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Hear hear NNY. I agree.
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Reply 23 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-06-03 07:37:08 AM)
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Tyr, you think Phil would make a great parent? Wait, you actually talk to Phil right?
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Reply 24 of 51 (Originally posted on: 01-06-03 08:10:17 AM)
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i pick vervet because i think she would make a good mother...and the child would need a good mother since i'd never be around

also, i'd enjoy fucking her
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