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(Originally posted on: 01-04-03 03:54:09 PM)
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My friend and I were just going out to his house to get some movies to return. (He lives farther into the boonies than me) Anyway, we got the movies and were coming back, and all of a sudden, a deer jump over a fence on the side of the road, I scream, "Deer!" Then, we hit it. THUMP! The deer topples over the explorer and into a ditch where it begins to twitch and then die. We are going to go get the deer and process it. So, the only plus side is...


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Reply 1 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 03:58:44 PM)
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You went to the movies to watch Star Trek: Nemesis...right?
I put this in here to fill up space in my forum sig because I am too self-concious to put anyone else's quotes down for fear of retribution and my incredibly low self-esteem, which contributes to me not thinking of any ideas for fear of them and my alias as a forum personality being shunned. I will attempt to write something clever and witty in an attempt to gain recognition in an internet forum full of people I will never meet merely to satisfy my insatiable appetite for being accepted as both a source of quality humor and as a person in general. I accept that I will ultimately fail and leave the forum, only to put my awkward teenage years behind me and grow up to be a loving and responsible father and husband until I turn 38 and am fired from my job, find out my wife is having an affair with a convicted child molester who she helped escape from prison, and I will let my car idle in the garage, slowly filling it with carbon monoxide and freeing me from my hellish prison on earth.
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Reply 2 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 04:04:26 PM)
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I could never live with myself if I hit an animal.
And this time will be bigger
And brighter than we knew it
So watch me fly, we all know I can do it...
Could I stop my hand from shaking?
Has there ever been a moment
With so much to live for?
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Reply 3 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 04:22:15 PM)
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The only plus? You made a deer fly. That's pretty fucking plusfull.
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Reply 4 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 04:22:17 PM)
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I could've died...

You say it like its a bad thing.
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Reply 5 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 04:22:50 PM)
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So there was no damage to your explorer? I guess that's a good thing... we hit a possum about a week ago if you saw my thread but that's nothing close to a deer.
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Reply 6 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 04:24:41 PM)
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I don't know, Mr. Tit. Some possums are hardcore.

Did you kill one carrying babies? That's bonus points, you know.
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Reply 7 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 04:25:07 PM)
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Deer are everywhere in the Ozarks. Whole fucking herds cross roads everywhere, I'm surprised I haven't hit one yet.

Damn deer.
I put this in here to fill up space in my forum sig because I am too self-concious to put anyone else's quotes down for fear of retribution and my incredibly low self-esteem, which contributes to me not thinking of any ideas for fear of them and my alias as a forum personality being shunned. I will attempt to write something clever and witty in an attempt to gain recognition in an internet forum full of people I will never meet merely to satisfy my insatiable appetite for being accepted as both a source of quality humor and as a person in general. I accept that I will ultimately fail and leave the forum, only to put my awkward teenage years behind me and grow up to be a loving and responsible father and husband until I turn 38 and am fired from my job, find out my wife is having an affair with a convicted child molester who she helped escape from prison, and I will let my car idle in the garage, slowly filling it with carbon monoxide and freeing me from my hellish prison on earth.
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Reply 8 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 04:28:03 PM)
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Did you kill one carrying babies? That's bonus points, you know.

It was dark, so... let's just say it was and give me the points.
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Reply 9 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 04:30:36 PM)
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The possum was dark?

Shit, I know you live in Georgia, but that's not a good excuse to be racist.
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Reply 10 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 04:45:27 PM)
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No, I meant it was like nighttime dark...
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Reply 11 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 04:47:28 PM)
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Man, I'd feel so bad if I killed something with my car. I felt really bad when I ran over an already dead squirrel.
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Reply 12 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 04:57:15 PM)
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So says the guy with the most violent avatar at INTL.
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Reply 13 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 05:46:58 PM)
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I don't know.. Mr Sparkle is pretty violent. He turned women in sumo wrestlers. Not to mention that cow. *sulks*

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Reply 14 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 06:31:30 PM)
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Quoted from Socrateius:
You went to the movies to watch Star Trek: Nemesis...right?


We were actually returning some rentals... I don't know what they were.
Quoted from Vervet:
I could never live with myself if I hit an animal.


I didn't hit it, but I figure, if it was dumb enough to run out in front of me, it deserves to die.
Quoted from boutitben:
So there was no damage to your explorer? I guess that's a good thing...


My friend's explorer, not mine, and there was plenty of damage, the radiator is done for and many fluids are leaking.
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Did you kill one carrying babies? That's bonus points, you know.


No babies, but, she was loose, my friends made sure to point out.
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Man, I'd feel so bad if I killed something with my car. I felt really bad when I ran over an already dead squirrel.


We also picked up a dead squirrel on the way home.

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Reply 15 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 06:53:50 PM)
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a while ago i was driving with a chick friend of mine, and i hit a bird, this was in her dads falcon thing (its a ford POS) anyway, it had a sun visor thing, and the bird hit the windscreen and get caught on that, it was nearly dead, but you could see it was in pain so i did the right thing and snapped its neck, fuck chicks can be stupid about stuff like that but,

'LIKE, OH MY GOD YOUR GOING TO KILL IT!$@X?#!@ NEVERMIND THATS ITS GOT HIT BY A CAR JUST PUT IT DOWN AND IT'LL MAGICALLY STOP FEELING PAIN AND FLY OFFF)!@(*$!@#'

that is the end of my rant
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Reply 16 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 07:43:45 PM)
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fuck chicks can be stupid about stuff like that

Yes, its obviously not that your girlfriend is stupid, it must be that the whole female sex is illogical!
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Reply 17 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 07:48:06 PM)
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No babies, but, she was loose, my friends made sure to point out.


I'm sure he ah, well, you know, looked into it.
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Reply 18 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 08:59:21 PM)
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Right before he cut it from there to it's throat.
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Reply 19 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 09:26:04 PM)
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You could've exploited that, ah, opening? a little better.
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Reply 20 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 09:27:46 PM)
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you pick up dead animals from the road and eat them?

do you by any chance live at a trailer park in texas?
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Reply 21 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 09:35:15 PM)
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That was hilarious drahnier, + karma. But, seriously, who actually goes back and acquires their roadkill?
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Reply 22 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 09:39:13 PM)
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True story. I went to the school on my daughter's birthday last year (another story about stupidity in the ranks of our public schools, save that one for another day)...anyway, on my way home I saw a doe and two fawns, around 8-10 months, pretty good sized, in the median. "Those things are going to bolt into midmorning traffic and kill someone," I thought, so like a dutiful citizen, I dialed information and got the Northwest Harris County sheriff's department.

"Tomball police," the dispatcher answered, "This is Bambi speaking."

I thought it was a hell of a lot funnier than she did.
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Reply 23 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-04-03 09:46:57 PM)
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Oh no! You killed bambi's mother.

By the way, the guy who said the deer was 'loose'... Don't leave him alone with your cats
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Reply 24 of 36 (Originally posted on: 01-05-03 03:01:58 AM)
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if it was cold outside, why not go back and get it. fresh meats.
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