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Which Gun Will James Choose?
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A. 3 votes, 15%
B. 1 vote, 5%
C. 2 votes, 10%
D. 13 votes, 65%
E. 1 vote, 5%
Totals: 20 votes, 103.058%
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(Originally posted on: 01-01-03 12:35:21 AM)
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B. ...lit another cigarette and headed straight to Hector's house.

Five cigarettes later, James finally arrived at Hector's house. He glanced at his watch as he approached the door. "Fifteen minutes early," he uttered under his breath. He rang the doorbell.

A few moments later, a rather large Mexican man opened the door. It was Hector.

"Sorry. We're not giving hand-outs to vagrants," he replied in a serious tone. James scowled. "Oh, shit, sorry James, I didn't recognize you. I'm glad to see you're dressed for the occasion."

James walked through the threshold and into Hector's house. "I see you redecorated. It looks nice."

"Yeah. Sonya's been busy sprucing up the place lately, but that's beside the point. Why the hell are you dressed like you're fucking homeless?"

"I didn't want to be late, so I headed right over after Ben told me about the job, so that's why."

"Christ man, I would've understood if you had been a bit late, I mean, look at yourself. You can't go driving me around looking like that. You look like chewed up ass."

"Do you want me to go back home and change then?"

"No. You can wear one of my son's suits."

Hector motioned toward James and began to walk up a flight of stairs. James followed behind. They ended up in Hector's son's bedroom. "I think this suit might fit you. My son's about the same size as you," Hector spoke, while holding up a rather nice, expensive looking black suit. "Go ahead and try it on."

James went into the adjacent bathroom and changed into the suit. A few minutes later, he emerged.

"Aha! Now you look worthy of being my driver. I assume you didn't bring a piece, did you?"

"A piece?"

"Yes, a piece, a weapon, a fucking gun. Goddamn James, stop pretending like you've never done this before." He sighed. "Fine. I'll get you a gun too, but this is going to cost you. See. This is why I never hire you; you never come prepared. Follow me."

Hector proceeded to walk out of his son's room, back down the stairs they came up and then into a room that James had never been in before. As James entered the room, he realized why he had never been in this room before.

"Holy shit, Hector."

"You like?"

"Very much so. Where the hell did you get all of these?"

"I've been a collector for years. I can't guarantee that they're all legal, but they're all mine. You have a choice between the Glock 17, CZ 75B, HK USP, and the lovely Desert Eagle. Which will it be?"

A. "I'll take the Glock 17."
B. "Definitely the CZ 75B. Czechs sure know how to make handguns."
C. "HK USP it is."
D. "Are you kidding me? I'll take the Desert Eagle."
E. "Just give me whichever one you prefer. They're all the same as far as I'm concerned."



In case you aren't familiar with handguns, I've provided pictures of each gun you have to choose from.

Glock 17


CZ 75B


HK USP


Desert Eagle
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Reply 1 of 15 (Originally posted on: 01-01-03 12:39:59 AM)
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I vote d, because I played eenie meenie money mo, and I liked the name 8D
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Reply 2 of 15 (Originally posted on: 01-01-03 12:43:17 AM)
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Desert Eagle: No other Option
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Reply 3 of 15 (Originally posted on: 01-01-03 12:45:39 AM)
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That one is the prettiest.
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Reply 4 of 15 (Originally posted on: 01-01-03 12:54:36 AM)
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Quote:
That one is the prettiest.
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Reply 5 of 15 (Originally posted on: 01-01-03 02:48:40 AM)
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They talk about glocks in rap songs sometimes, so I'm picking the glock.
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Reply 6 of 15 (Originally posted on: 01-01-03 02:59:43 AM)
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This is kind of a shitty choice. I don't think his choice of pistol has that much bearing on the next part of the story. It should be between a pistol or a sub-machine gun or something like that.
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Reply 7 of 15 (Originally posted on: 01-01-03 03:06:41 AM)
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It may not have a lot to do with the progression of the story, but it'll have a lot to do with whether or not he's able to kill someone later in the story. After all, each of these weapons has different statistics as far as power and how much ammo it can hold. Therefore, choosing a shitty weapon could mean that he may have to resort to beating the shit out of someone in the future or not having to resort to hand-to-hand, because the pistol he chose is fucking bad ass.

After all, what other options should he have at the moment?

A. "OMG DUDE GUNS KILL PEOPLE THAT'S BAD" James proceeded to run away.
B. "FUCK YOU HECTOR" James then punched Hector in the face and went and robbed a bank instead.
C. James then takes the pistal Hector gave him, shoots him twice in the sternum, anally rapes him, and then proceeds to blow his wad all over Hector's face.
D. "LOL!"

Come on now. We all know that after he chooses his gun, he's going to drive Hector to the shipment place and things are going to go haywire, thus leading us to more interesting decisions.
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Reply 8 of 15 (Originally posted on: 01-01-03 03:16:26 AM)
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Desert. Eagle.
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Reply 9 of 15 (Originally posted on: 01-01-03 05:52:07 AM)
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Desert Eagle.

Best weapon in Max Payne.
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Reply 10 of 15 (Originally posted on: 01-01-03 06:07:21 AM)
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Desert Eagle, on the grounds I was reading an article about some game and that gun was mentioned. The game wasn't Max Payne, though.
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Reply 11 of 15 (Originally posted on: 01-01-03 09:45:10 AM)
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um... E...
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I'm going to change my vote, because I pity Heckler & Koch. Even though the Desert Eagle is the world's best handgun.
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Reply 13 of 15 (Originally posted on: 01-01-03 01:30:26 PM)
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HK USP

Great for those punch-shots right in the motherfucking stomach.
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Reply 14 of 15 (Originally posted on: 01-01-03 01:49:29 PM)
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I think any CS players here are obligated to pick the Deagle.
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Reply 15 of 15 (Originally posted on: 01-01-03 02:57:08 PM)
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Quoted from Baggy_Brad:
Desert Eagle: No other Option
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