Air Bud
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(Originally posted on: 12-30-02 03:33:50 AM)
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Okay. I'm going to try something a bit different here. I got this idea from a gimmick at the Something Awful Forums, so I'm going to try it here and see how well it goes. Basically, every day or so, I'll continue the story, based on the path you choose in the previous chapter. Every chapter will be a poll with various options that will shape the next chapter. Kind of like the books you might have read when you were in elementary school. Anyway, so here it is. I can't guarantee this will be absolutely fucking hilarious, nor can I guarantee whether I'll even continue this past the first few chapters, but it's something new and I figured it might be worth a try. At any point, if you would like to continue the story, just let me know. I don't claim exclusive rights to this idea, so I'm open to you guys continuing the story, if I suddenly become inactive or unfunny throughout this storyline.
Much to James astonishment, someone was knocking on his door. "No one ever visits me," thought James to himself. He peeled himself out of his filthy barcalounger and made his way to the door. Upon his body, he wore an equally filthy, food-stained wifebeater and ratty lime-green sweatpants. When he reached the door, he looked through the peephole, only to see his landlord standing there with a scowling look on his face.
James recoiled in terror as he saw the balding man at his door. He realized that it was the 7th of July and his rent was a week overdue yet again. Not that he could've paid it anyway, after all, he didn't even have a job.
"I know you're in there," yelled the landlord as he continued to knock on James' door. "This is the final straw, James. You've been late on your rent for the last time. Consider this your eviction." As James heard the word "eviction" his stomach turned. "You have two days to get your ass out of here."
James rushed to the door and hastily opened it in an attempt to bargain with his landlord. As the door swung open, his landlord turned to face James. "No! You can't evict me, Mr. Sweeney! I have nowhere to go!"
Mr. Sweeney's face changed suddenly, it was a look that James couldn't read. The old, balding man stroked his straggly beard with his left hand, and then began to speak...
A. "Too bad. Sounds like a personal problem to me, I want you out of here."
B. "You have until tomorrow to get me my money."
This reply was last edited on 12-30-02 03:40:14 AM by Air Bud.
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