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Air Bud
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Some plants even masturbate into their own vaginas in order to reproduce.

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White people smell like tapioca.

Chinese women contract AIDS once they turn 18.

99% of Mexicans are intelligent.

Black infants can cure AIDS when ingested.

asthetik
I SHOULD READ THE HALL OF REJECTS MORE OFTEN!

making jabs at each other is what the internet is for you fucking idiots. oh, and for stealing things.

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74% of gay people enjoy eating shit.

5 out of every 6 Mexicans eat children.

The blood of Samoans can boost sexual energy when applied topically.

PR
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oh

Bassists never get no love, man.

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Asians turn into giant turtles every third full moon.

Where can I turn for comfort? Where do the cold days end?
Where has the sunshine gone? Where do our two hearts blend?
Where has love gone and hidden? Where must I go to find?
The more I shun romance, the more love is defined.

Tyr

I cybered with Kayte

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White people are made from the spoilt milk of the gods.

"...Try. Try. Try some more. Look how much you're failing." -Wheezy

[[/w]I think, therefore I make bullshit philosophic generalizations.[w]]

flaming arrow
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old time judge suck cock

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Vietnamese sweat opium.

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son of reinhard: my cock hurts again
son of reinhard: ive had semen in my mouth
son of reinhard: get these penises out of my face
son of reinhard: can i whine some more about how my penis hurts?
son of reinhard: save some of your juices in a jar and mail it to me
son of reinhard: also send me your used panties
son of reinhard: i make baloon animals with my cock
son of reinhard: i often want to have sex with little girls

Socrateius
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homersexual

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Philipinos are actually Mexicans under an elaborate disguise.

56% of Russians have twice the colon capacity of a regular human.

I put this in here to fill up space in my forum sig because I am too self-concious to put anyone else's quotes down for fear of retribution and my incredibly low self-esteem, which contributes to me not thinking of any ideas for fear of them and my alias as a forum personality being shunned. I will attempt to write something clever and witty in an attempt to gain recognition in an internet forum full of people I will never meet merely to satisfy my insatiable appetite for being accepted as both a source of quality humor and as a person in general. I accept that I will ultimately fail and leave the forum, only to put my awkward teenage years behind me and grow up to be a loving and responsible father and husband until I turn 38 and am fired from my job, find out my wife is having an affair with a convicted child molester who she helped escape from prison, and I will let my car idle in the garage, slowly filling it with carbon monoxide and freeing me from my hellish prison on earth.

Ztolk
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Rawr.

definitely threw the blue lego

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French have a gene that makes them surrender in any arguement.

D
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i didn't have the strength to get it all the way off

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58% of scandanavians find fire sexually attractive

"MY BUM IS ON THE MAN!" - Flaming Arrow
"I just think circumsized dicks look a whole lot better" - Flaming Arrow
Well Danielle, when you turned your back on our religion and basically questioned all of our values and practically insulted our whole sense of faith and our lifestyle, we were alright with that, we let that slide. THEN you came and said that you're attracted to women, we thought that was questionable, but we could get used to it. But the day that you have pornographic videos on your computer, YOU'RE FUCKING OUT. - Danielle's parents

Tyr

I cybered with Kayte

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Ukranians can grow beards on their scrotums.

"...Try. Try. Try some more. Look how much you're failing." -Wheezy

[[/w]I think, therefore I make bullshit philosophic generalizations.[w]]

PR
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oh

Bassists never get no love, man.

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Black people can't fly planes because they suck.

D
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i didn't have the strength to get it all the way off

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French have a gene that makes them surrender in any arguement.

he said insane.

88% of all South Africans are made of solid gold.

poop
$$~~~Crips~~~$$
slooooooooooooots

i'd expect more sorcery in a place called mana pools

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White boys are only tasty if mixed with barbecue sauce.

Inter-racial Children die 20% younger than pure breeds. But they all meet in hell, since interracial sex is illegal in the White God's Domain.

God is Asian

"Tartarus, you are the fucking man." --Tyr
"If stupidity was a bannable offense there would be no forum populace." --PR
"Some bitch told me that video games were violent. So then I pressed 3, got out my shotgun, and blew her fucking head off." --Ztolk

D
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i didn't have the strength to get it all the way off

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Gypsies almost always murder your children.

asthetik
I SHOULD READ THE HALL OF REJECTS MORE OFTEN!

making jabs at each other is what the internet is for you fucking idiots. oh, and for stealing things.

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The penis of an Indian man is considered a delicay in Middle Eastern cultures.

Socrateius
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homersexual

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Greeks are born without testicles, and eventually grow them as they go through puberty. That includes female Greeks.

PR
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oh

Bassists never get no love, man.

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Mexicans can't remember anything that happened before 1957.

D
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i didn't have the strength to get it all the way off

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Mexicans are actually just talking pancakes.
So Dig in!

poop
$$~~~Crips~~~$$
slooooooooooooots

i'd expect more sorcery in a place called mana pools

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Jewish Hookers don't give you sex. Instead, they take your money and yell: "You owe this to me after what Hitler did!", and leave.

Don't trust Africans with beards.

uselessinformation
I wasted my fucking time earning this title

cutesy gonzo journalism reference

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Quoted from PsychoRabbit:
Black people can't fly planes because they suck.

Only a negro would say something that stupid.

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-H.L. Mencken

NNY
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Staying in alone, with my cat.

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this thread is horribly beautiful.

Lately I've been feeling dead inside, Like my guts have dried up and died
But every night I water them back to life
When I fall down I'll fall apart, Trade in my bike for a shopping cart
and beg change from a world that needs some
But I'm so inebriated that I cannot see, Between the moon and you, lunacy is setting in

D
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i didn't have the strength to get it all the way off

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Blacks enjoy being slaves.

poop
$$~~~Crips~~~$$
slooooooooooooots

i'd expect more sorcery in a place called mana pools

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The Internet doesn't exist in South America. Only CS game rooms.

Bolivians don't laugh. Never.

D
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i didn't have the strength to get it all the way off

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in contrast, chileans are constantly laughing.

dr_evil

LBH was here.

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Eskimo intestines gain a smooth texture when left to soak in tequila for a few days

blaming guns for mass shootings is like blaming spoons for rosie o'donell being fat.

poop
$$~~~Crips~~~$$
slooooooooooooots

i'd expect more sorcery in a place called mana pools

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"dr evil" is frequently wrong, since he is a Jap.

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