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(Originally posted on: 04-23-02 01:53:32 AM)
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Real close, too. High caliber pistol, probably.

I hate my neighborhood.
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Reply 1 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 01:56:53 AM)
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well. im glad my neighborhood hasnt degraded that far yet. i give it 5 more years.
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Reply 2 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 02:01:34 AM)
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We had an armed assault near here... 16 years ago. What a fucking boring neighbourhood I live in.
And someone dumped a body about a k from here a month ago... we don't get much of that around here.
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Reply 3 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 02:02:02 AM)
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Hmm, no sirens. Just like the police.

Cop: What was that, Jim? Sounded like gunfire.
Cop2: This donut sale says otherwise, Bob.
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Reply 4 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 02:05:00 AM)
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ah, late night sirens and gunfire...ghetto lull-a-byes.

this town is too damn small to have any real ghettos...we have a few crack heads, maybe a crackhouse or two. mostly just a bunch of dipshit kids who think they are gansta's
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Reply 5 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 02:08:12 AM)
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Unless it was a cop who fired the shots. Like if some kid tried to grab his donut box.
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Reply 6 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 02:10:23 AM)
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or if he was a black guy delivering a pizza, and when asked for ID reached for his wallet and the 10 officers around him unloaded a few clips each and missed most of the shots...wait, wasnt that the NYPD?

bad cop, no donut!
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Reply 7 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 02:13:02 AM)
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It came from the direction of the nearby, shitty, rundown golf course.

Maybe they'll find a dead body up there tomorrow. That'd be cool.
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Reply 8 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 02:14:48 AM)
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coooooooool. maybe he'll have a nice shallow grave in the sand trap, and some old man will discover the corpse and his heart will explode.
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Reply 9 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 02:16:56 AM)
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It might've been one of those senior citizen golf clubs with gunpowder in the heads. If you whack two of them together you'd probably blow your arm off.
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Reply 10 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 02:17:55 AM)
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Then maybe the owner of the golf course will hang himself after being implicated in the murder!

Then the soap opera will break for a message from Bounty Paper Towels.
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Reply 11 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 02:18:51 AM)
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is it truely the quicker picker upper?
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Reply 12 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 02:20:56 AM)
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I have a sneaking feeling that might've happened on Shortland Street sometime.
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Reply 13 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 02:31:41 AM)
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We don't have a Shortland Street, you liar!
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Reply 14 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 02:49:50 AM)
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When I was a kid, my neighbourhood was so bad that when my black friend when out at night, no one could see him, coz, like, our street light was broken...
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Reply 15 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 03:36:01 AM)
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Because the black kid shot it out during a gang fight, right?
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Reply 16 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 04:21:53 AM)
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I wish our streetlight was broken, it's almost right outside my bedroom window.

And Shortland Street is a shitty television drama set in Shortland Street Hospital, shown in 40 countries worldwide with morons for TV executives.
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Reply 17 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 07:45:58 AM)
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the biggest thing that happend hear was a stabbing that resulted in death.


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Reply 18 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 09:12:18 AM)
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a little while back some kid blew another kids head of in the front yard showing her his dads gun, tht was a few years though. an occational rape on the south side is about all we get.
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Reply 19 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 11:11:09 AM)
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Wow... we get all kinds of shit... theft about five times a month, an attempted murder about 3 times a month... finding dead bodies in lakes, and rivers, and in old houses... drug smuggling about twice a day, people with premeditated murders caught all the time - stupid 8-year old kids blowing their friends' heads off... we have forensics and police labs and all kinds of shit up here. We also had like 3 anthrax scares, and the mayor bitched to the government when the lab in Albany wouldn't take the stuff.
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Reply 20 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 12:04:11 PM)
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theres crime in alaska?


like...the eskimo mafia?


edit: that was TWO lines!
TWO!

and how the fuck am i supposed to write long replies in these shitty topics that you guys make?
make a topic about something that isnt senseless ramblings and i may write longer replies

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Reply 21 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 10:10:38 PM)
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Because the black kid shot it out during a gang fight, right?


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Reply 22 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 10:37:07 PM)
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How many shots were there?

Oh, I live in the most boring town in the world.

Like, the town square has a fountain and people are always putting bubble bath in it. So my friends and I were hanging out in the town square(It's sort of like a park I guess) and this cop drives up and bleeps his siren at us so we know he wants us to stick around. So he comes up to us and it's like:

Cop: Did you kids put bubble bath in the fountain?
Me: No.
Cop: Did you see who did?
Me: No.
Cop: I hope you're telling the truth.
Me: Yeah. I am.
Cop: Okay, well don't be putting bubble bath in there.
Me: I didn't.
Cop: I know, just don't.

And then he left. Another time a Cop who was driving by us and I guess he heard someone say 'fuck' because he pulled over and told us to be decent in pubic and around the ladies.

God, my town sucks.
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Reply 23 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-23-02 11:41:02 PM)
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Elijah Wood pissed in the bucket fountain in Cuba Street. That made the national headlines. I rest my case. We fucking goddamned suck.
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Reply 24 of 264 (Originally posted on: 04-24-02 05:01:38 PM)
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I remember when they found a dead guy up on the golf course near my house. That was cool.

I also live nextdoor to a crackhouse. I'm sure there are others nearby.

Ice, there were two shots.
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