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Wyrm Assassin


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(Originally posted on: 12-04-02 10:06:03 PM)
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Alright, I'll see if I can make this work. i'm a serial-killer :)

Ever have that feeling that you're just not getting the most out of your INTL experience? Wish you could have a deep relationship with some of it's members? Here is your chance! It is completely not confidential!

On Saturday the 7th (in the US) starting at 3:00 (Central Time) I will be hosting a sort of blind dating serivce on MSN Messenger. You will not know who your partner is, until s/he wishes to reveal him/her self.

Rules;
1. Your "date" must include the following;
A. Introductory questions. (e.x. a/s/l/p)
B. A "advertisment" of who you are. (e.x. I invented Jupiter!)
C. At least one physical encounter.
D. The big break-up. I don't care how much you like the person, you must dump him/her. It's much more interesting that way. (Please, include some reason for it. It can be pathetic, but use something. i'm a serial-killer :))
2. You must be there on time. Depending on how many people show, my part may not last very long. I doubt that I will stick around. If I do stay, and you finish your "date", message me, and I will try to set you up with another.
3. You must post the chat here when you are done! I'm sure lots of people will want the latest dirt.
4. If you would like to join, e-mail me (address in profile) with your MSN Messenger address.
5. I will not let you start a date with a nick that obviously tells who you are.
6.When you get an invitation to "Join A Chat" from me, you must take it. It makes things much easier.
7. Make your obligatory "dis r00liz" post, if you e-mail me. I want to give everbody a chance to see this.

This is not only just for a little bit o' dirty fun, it is also meant to help newbies get to know the people here a little better. Remember, I will know who everybody is. The groupings will most likely not be random. *mischief*.
I have awaken!
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Reply 1 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-04-02 10:09:06 PM)
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we should use the Dating Game over at Sony.com for this.
Lately I've been feeling dead inside, Like my guts have dried up and died
But every night I water them back to life
When I fall down I'll fall apart, Trade in my bike for a shopping cart
and beg change from a world that needs some
But I'm so inebriated that I cannot see, Between the moon and you, lunacy is setting in
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Reply 2 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-04-02 10:11:29 PM)
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No straight 20+ Dutch women = JM not interested
"If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But we can do the next best thing... let's kill people!" - Loki
"All he did is hurt that little girl's pussy" - RuPaul
"Vuisten tot het schuimt" - ???
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Reply 3 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-04-02 10:14:38 PM)
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No straight 20+ Dutch women = JM not interested

Bring your mom, then.
I have awaken!
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Reply 4 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-04-02 10:56:46 PM)
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Ooooooh
Zing.
the best thing about high school girls... every year im a little older, but every year they stay the same age. - NNY
Get the sand out of your vagina man. - Wild Bill
When Soccy talks about Star Trek, it's cute. For you, it just makes me picture you in an elaborate suit with a plastic "phaser" propositioning young girls at phaser-point. - Dani
What a bunch of idiots Andy. One day, you'll be their boss. - JamesMartigo
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Reply 5 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-04-02 10:57:53 PM)
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I would be interested, but I'll be at my Grandma's house at that time.
the best thing about high school girls... every year im a little older, but every year they stay the same age. - NNY
Get the sand out of your vagina man. - Wild Bill
When Soccy talks about Star Trek, it's cute. For you, it just makes me picture you in an elaborate suit with a plastic "phaser" propositioning young girls at phaser-point. - Dani
What a bunch of idiots Andy. One day, you'll be their boss. - JamesMartigo
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Reply 6 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-04-02 11:10:19 PM)
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i'd do it if i had MSN.

"MY BUM IS ON THE MAN!" - Flaming Arrow
"I just think circumsized dicks look a whole lot better" - Flaming Arrow

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making jabs at each other is what the internet is for you fucking idiots. oh, and for stealing things.

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Reply 7 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-04-02 11:51:55 PM)
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Alright, why not.
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Reply 8 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-05-02 02:01:21 AM)
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JamesMartigo, I'm seeing a blind date with Hessian in your future...
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I SHOULD READ THE HALL OF REJECTS MORE OFTEN!

making jabs at each other is what the internet is for you fucking idiots. oh, and for stealing things.

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Reply 9 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-05-02 02:18:46 AM)
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I heard Silent Bob died.

Is this true?
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Reply 10 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-05-02 12:47:42 PM)
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I'm having Flaming Arrow's child and theres nothing you can do about it.

On a related note, I'd do it if I had MSN and could actually follow all the rules, but I can't.
I am ahead.
I am advanced.
I am the first mammal to wear pants.
Yeah.
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Reply 11 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-05-02 02:58:36 PM)
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If I'm on then, I might give it a go.
son of reinhard: a fruit-fight broke out
wheezy821: But it is "I don't care about what Dan says because she's become a bitter mean wench."
son of reinhard: respect the vagina
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Reply 12 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-05-02 03:01:28 PM)
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so i have to make a new AIM name for this?
vem bryr sig om hur nätterna far? jag bryr mig inte ett spår...
bara jag får ha mitt ansikte kvar, dolt i min älsklings hår
jag är en tvivelaktig figur, duger ej mycket till...bakom ett hörn står döden på lur, han tar mig när han vill
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Reply 13 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-05-02 03:24:53 PM)
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so i have to make a new AIM name for this?

It's on MSN you hippy.
son of reinhard: a fruit-fight broke out
wheezy821: But it is "I don't care about what Dan says because she's become a bitter mean wench."
son of reinhard: respect the vagina
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Reply 14 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-05-02 06:16:44 PM)
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Quoted from Wyrm Assassin:
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No straight 20+ Dutch women = JM not interested

Bring your mom, then.
She can't, your mother is eating her asshole out that night.

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I heard Silent Bob died.

Is this true?
No, he's spending the winter at my place
"If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But we can do the next best thing... let's kill people!" - Loki
"All he did is hurt that little girl's pussy" - RuPaul
"Vuisten tot het schuimt" - ???
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Reply 15 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-05-02 06:39:40 PM)
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Next time you do this, if you do this, make it a Sunday night. Saturdays are for drugs and alchohol and video games.
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Reply 16 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-05-02 06:45:27 PM)
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C. At least one physical encounter.
You mean meeting in person?
"If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But we can do the next best thing... let's kill people!" - Loki
"All he did is hurt that little girl's pussy" - RuPaul
"Vuisten tot het schuimt" - ???
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Reply 17 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-05-02 08:23:44 PM)
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C. At least one physical encounter.
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You mean meeting in person?


Unless you can arrange physical interaction through the internet, at which point the rate of sexual assault will increase by about 700%.
I am ahead.
I am advanced.
I am the first mammal to wear pants.
Yeah.
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Reply 18 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-05-02 09:41:54 PM)
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You mean meeting in person?

Uh...no. I wouldn't recommend that for most people on this forum. i'm a serial-killer :)

Example;
Person 1:I really like you alot.
Person 2:Thanks!
Person 1:I want to hump your leg.
Person 2:Go ahead
Person 2: *humps Person 2's leg*

This is, of course, a very simplified (and extreme) example. I would advise you to use something a little more sexy. And subtle.

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make it a Sunday night.

Sunday night is for homework. I can't get around that, so if you want it then, you can do it.
I have awaken!

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Reply 19 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-06-02 12:16:19 AM)
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Well, I just realized I work 4-midnight friday. Sucks for all involved.
son of reinhard: a fruit-fight broke out
wheezy821: But it is "I don't care about what Dan says because she's become a bitter mean wench."
son of reinhard: respect the vagina
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Reply 20 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-06-02 03:37:10 AM)
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Quoted from NNY:
we should use the Dating Game over at Sony.com for this.


did this on another forum. turned out pretty well.
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Reply 21 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-06-02 05:27:06 AM)
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MSN?

shit
vem bryr sig om hur nätterna far? jag bryr mig inte ett spår...
bara jag får ha mitt ansikte kvar, dolt i min älsklings hår
jag är en tvivelaktig figur, duger ej mycket till...bakom ett hörn står döden på lur, han tar mig när han vill
peach
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Reply 22 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-06-02 06:12:15 AM)
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Drah and I were upset that we couldn't do this because he doesn't have MSN and I won't be here tonight, so we just did it by ourselves with all of our charm and splendor.

Here's what happened:
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DanielleImDbest: So a/s/l/p ?
son of reinhard: p?
DanielleImDbest: I'm 18, female, Alberta, and I don't know what p stands for.
DanielleImDbest: *shrug*
son of reinhard: penis
DanielleImDbest: In that case, I don't have one.
son of reinhard: 18/male/värmland
son of reinhard: i do have one
DanielleImDbest: Glad we got that sorted out.
son of reinhard: yeah
DanielleImDbest: Now, an advertisement...
son of reinhard: uh...
DanielleImDbest: I'm a Canadian Virgin, lets change that!
DanielleImDbest: Wow, mine sounds like a drink. Would you order a virgin Canadian at a bar?
son of reinhard: uh...i can bend my thumbs backwards
DanielleImDbest: I can push my thumb all the way to my arm.
DanielleImDbest: Like flat against it.
son of reinhard: thats amazing
DanielleImDbest: omg don't patronize me!
DanielleImDbest: Love me!
son of reinhard: no, that is amazing
DanielleImDbest: I really can.
son of reinhard: i bet it can be good suring sex
DanielleImDbest: I have double jointed knees, too.
son of reinhard: during
DanielleImDbest: How would that be good during sex?
DanielleImDbest: In case my wrists need to be bent at a really odd angle?
son of reinhard: i dunno...your double jointed knees might be good for sex in cramp spaces
son of reinhard: like airplane toilets
DanielleImDbest: Hah
DanielleImDbest: We can join the mile high club
son of reinhard: or restaurant bathrooms...*hint hint*
DanielleImDbest: big grin
DanielleImDbest: What can you do?
son of reinhard: nothing, really
DanielleImDbest: You can speak swedish, right?
DanielleImDbest: That's sexy
son of reinhard: i can drink
son of reinhard: yes, that too
DanielleImDbest: Sexy.
DanielleImDbest: I can drink too, sort of.
son of reinhard: did we get physichal contact?
son of reinhard: because if we didnt, i could just fondle your breasts a little
DanielleImDbest: hah
DanielleImDbest: Alrighty
son of reinhard: *fondles*
DanielleImDbest: *slaps drah*
DanielleImDbest: I ..mean
DanielleImDbest: *slaps random forumer who she doesn't know*
son of reinhard: shit! why does this always happen?
DanielleImDbest: *troubled look*
son of reinhard: *whispers romantic swedish poems*
DanielleImDbest: *nipples harden*
DanielleImDbest: Oooh
son of reinhard: aaah!
son of reinhard: *something else hardens*
son of reinhard: *whispers swedish words into your ear*
DanielleImDbest: *rubs finger along bottom lip*
DanielleImDbest: hmm
DanielleImDbest: What would you have said in swedish?
son of reinhard: i told you what i'd like to do to you in the bathroom
DanielleImDbest: Haha
DanielleImDbest: You should've told me in English :P
son of reinhard: hehe
DanielleImDbest: I umm..
DanielleImDbest: I think I have to go to the ladies room
son of reinhard: ok...


The rest is QUITE confidential.
son of reinhard: a fruit-fight broke out
wheezy821: But it is "I don't care about what Dan says because she's become a bitter mean wench."
son of reinhard: respect the vagina
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Reply 23 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-06-02 06:15:06 AM)
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SHE NEVER CAME BACK FROM THE LADIES ROOM!
vem bryr sig om hur nätterna far? jag bryr mig inte ett spår...
bara jag får ha mitt ansikte kvar, dolt i min älsklings hår
jag är en tvivelaktig figur, duger ej mycket till...bakom ett hörn står döden på lur, han tar mig när han vill
peach
I get enamoured

Just call me "Mom"

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Reply 24 of 38 (Originally posted on: 12-06-02 06:18:49 AM)
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Lies, lies, lies.

But Drah cleans up real nice.
son of reinhard: a fruit-fight broke out
wheezy821: But it is "I don't care about what Dan says because she's become a bitter mean wench."
son of reinhard: respect the vagina
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