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The scream is barely heard before the second grenade rolls, toward the strange fascist woman he is sure is one of the horrors that hack H.G. Lovecraft writes about.
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Quoted from Cummy Caretaker:
Or maybe they're screaming at me to stop melting their brains.


ooc: in case you can't tell, the lieutenant colonel inhabits his own special brand of hell.
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Now, in three days march, this >>LEGION<<, these >>TANKS<<, >>ARTILLERY<<, and >>INFANTRY<< will converge on Kael's camp. I will protect him with my Holy shield of discipline. But the rest of them? KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE GOD-DAMNED REPUBLICANS!



(CROWD CHEERS!)



"Very good, good Lady. Your lovely charm has swayed them well. And your weapons! your WEAPONS!"

(Ysondre laughs.)

Yes. I did bring a few... toys from my world. Arcane shots. ...Mana bombs!



"Enough to destroy a whole army."

(Ysondre turns her gaze to the moustached general).

"You, on the other hand... your time... IS UP."

(Teleports Fransisco Franco to the front lines, and takes his position as lead General)

(THEN FRANCO DIES)
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(BATTLE WITH THE FASCISTS RAGES ON AS UNLUCKY FRANSISCO FRANCO FINALLY DIES.)
This sly williker sooth-sayed his words 'roundabout 12-11-14 10:50:31 PM by Dong Kollector Jax.
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No but I really killed general franco that really happened.
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((We both got confused about that, since Franco was miles away. She was about to say that Franco had been teleported to the front lines by her as a way to make that make sense. I'll tell her to go back and edit.))
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((because continuity is VERY important))
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(I don't want to be a spoil sport or anything but this thing has to have a resolution at some point... maybe we go on a posting truce until tomorrow since there doesn't seem to actually be any rules here? It's just basically a game of cops and robbers and bang bang your dead nuh uh you mussed! kind of shit going on)
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((Yeah. We're building toward a resolution, but that can wait until there are actually people here to participate.))
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good

I was getting pretty tired of this.
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D_'s "ustedes" thing was the maximum of hilarity though.
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actually I think this whole thing is pretty hilarious, including the fact that 99% of you people don't think I'm real
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The half orc mercenary wakes up in a muddy ditch, confused and disoriented. Last thing he remembered he was readying to charge into battle with the strange green-eyed elf when....something hit him in the back of head. He was separated from the rest now, alone in a thickly forested area. Something about the forest seemed ...off, somehow. As he crawled out of the ditch and began looking around to get his bearings, he saw it. Or them, rather. Two moons in the sky, one red, one silver.

"Damn, not again." The half orc looked down at the ring on his right hand, it was warm and pulsating slightly. "Damn ring! It's got a mind of it's own! "

As the mercenary began to look for a way out of the forest, a terrible roar split the air. The half orc ducked instinctively, looking skyward for the threat. A great black shape, wings outstretched, flew overhead. A dragon.

The half orc hurried through the forest as hope leapt in his chest. Was he really back in his own world, his own time? He broke through the trees and came upon a clearing with a dirt road passing through it. He looked up and down the road, catching sight of a handful of figures in armor headed his way. They seemed to be in a great hurry, their steel armor clanking as they approached the half orc.

Once they were close enough to see, the half orc saw they were human. Tall, pale-skinned humans with flaxen hair. Their armor was strange, carved with designs and symbols alien to him.

"You there! Orc! What stronghold do you hail from?" The first human asked.

"I, uh-" the half orc began before the human cut him off. "Oh, Talos bless us! Nevermind! A dragon attacks Whiterun, will you aid us?"

Talos? Whiterun? The half orc was well-traveled in his land, and had heard of neither of these things. Perhaps he was still lost. But a battle was a battle. He would make his ancestors proud no matter what world he was in.

"To battle, pinkskins!!"
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fyi the fascists win in the end but only after the spanish communist party turn fascist themselves and cannibalize their radical base of international revolutionary marxists, anarchists/syndichalists who propelled the resistance in the opening months of franco's coup. let me know if you want to role-play the leftist battles in the streets of Barcelona does anyone want to volunteer to be stalin?

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no but I will be a character in the novel "For Whom The Bell Tolls" the communist who lives in the mountains and tells the story of how the fascists came into town, lined up all the men, and shot them.
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Uh yea ...... if anyone is interested *cough*

there is an opening for a hitler? if anyone is into it?

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TPC can do it, he does a great Hitler impression
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I mean like, TPC is being a total bitch about it yeah, but ti's still funny to me
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we found our Göring
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I will play Stalin and also Isaac Newton and maybe a couple of other people

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i will play this guy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill
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These fascists are petty. Always so eager to use conventional tactics against invaders from other worlds. The day the Spanish Republic made contact with Azeroth, and Tamriel... that was the day of their doom.

(Kael scans the battlefield, summoning pillars of fire to take out the last few trenches of resistance.)

Curious. Where is the mercenary?

(Kael detects an unusual magical signature where the Mercenary last stood.)

It is just as I suspected. There were... otherworldly magics about that man. Magics unheard of even in my own land. But... could he really have gone somewhere else?

(Kael waves his hands, and a new, unstable portal shimmers into being before him.)

Soldiers! When Okita and Orwell awaken, tell them I'm going on a little trip. Our Mercenary has gone missing. Use this bloodstone to relay your current position regularly, so when I teleport back I won't be far behind.

(Tosses a red, glowing implement to one of the soldiers, who nods.)

Oh, and get a shrink to see that Lieutenant. He's clearly not all there, as damned valuable as he is.
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As the half orc and the soldiers approached the city, they saw that battle was already joined against the dragon at a watch tower a couple miles outside the city. The dragon, hateful and menacing, swooped low over the knot of city guards firing arrows at the beast.

The dragon seemed to shout, then let loose with a torrent of magical flame, charring one of the battling guards to cinders in a flash.

Shouting a war cry to Grummsh One-Eye, the half orc charged in, enchanted crossbow in his arms. He took aim at the swooping dragon and loosed a few bolts at the beast, the magical projectiles streaking across the sky and impacting against the monster's hide with small explosions.

The dragon shrieked and veered off, gaining elevation in an attempt to distance itself from the new threat. As the dragon flew around the tower to shield itself from the assault before coming in for another pass, the half orc surveyed the men he fought with. All humans, tall and fair-skinned, wearing steel armor with curling designs. One of his compatriots stood out, however. He noticed her from a distance, her skin an inky indigo, with pointed ears and red eyes.

A dark elf! The half orc was taken aback. The humans did not seem to mind fighting with her, they even seemed to respect her. The sort of respect born out of admiration, not fear. Perhaps dark elves were different in this world, not the feared and hateful race that plagued the half orc's world.

As the dragon came swooping back in, this time headed directly for the half orc, the mercenary caught sight of another of his compatriots who stood apart from the rest. Human like the rest, his armor was different. More piecemeal, nothing matched. Whenever the half orc looked at this man, his vision always seemed to blur. The air around him almost shimmered, as if the very fabric of this world's reality bent around him.

Soon the dragon was in range, and the mercenary was snapped out of his reverie. The beast's jaws opened to let loose another terrible shout, but the half orc wouldn't give it that chance. He let loose another volley of magical bolts, this time directly down the dragons gullet. They flew straight and true, right down the monster's throat, the dragon's shout cut off mid-syllable. Then the bolts exploded, more ferociously than last time, and the dragon veered away, screaming and burning.

The beast crashed into the ground, spraying dirt as it carved a furrow in the earth. It shuddered once, then was still. The other fighters looked at the half orc in astonishment and newfound respect. They eyed his massive crossbow uneasily, awed by it's power.

As the half orc inspected the dragon's body, which he discovered had the form of a wyvern from his world with only four limbs, two wings and two legs, he noticed a strange glow began to emanate from within the beast. In a flash of light the dragon's flesh vanished, the strange glow arcing towards the stranger in piecemeal armor. The glow seemed to infuse and fill the stranger, shocking him as much as everyone else. Only the dragon's bones were left behind after the lightshow.

"Dragonborn!" One of the guards shouted. Soon they all began talking excitedly. The dark elf, some sort of commander the mercenary thought, attempted to calm the guards. Soon the "dragonborn" left the group, making haste for the city. The rest milled around the dragon's bones briefly, speaking of prophecies and end times. They too begin to head back to the city, and the mercenary fell in with them.

Dragonborn? Prophecies? What have I fallen into this time?
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Awaken, Franco. I... am the Lich King. My bond with you is short... but listen to me.

The portal may be disrupted, but the rift between our worlds still remains. I will send a Necromancer through, and I will raise your soul anew. But know that your armies will fight for me, not the Blood Elf priestess... and not you.

You will rule Spain in my stead. My undead army will be facilitated by the resources of your nation. And when the undead forces sweep Lordaeron, and Quel'Thalas, we will be victorious, thanks to you.

Do you accept, good dictador?

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