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playa 150 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:38:02 PM)
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Elgin Baylor contorts himself into an unusual sleeping position in the vertex adjoining the walls and ceiling in a corner

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playa 151 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:39:39 PM)
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Why are these people... sleeping? Pah, I'm the mage here. I'll do it myself. The mercenary should be enough to guard the camp while I'm away.

(with a flash of light, Kael arrives at the portal.)
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playa 152 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:39:48 PM)
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Uh, guards?

*cut to portal standing in a field, unguarded *

Yeah, sure.
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playa 153 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:40:10 PM)
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Hello, darling. I feel real bad about our little spat earlier. Real bad. kekeke u give soj???
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playa 154 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:40:38 PM)
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(Kael slowly steps away.)

I'm getting the fuck out of here.

(teleports back to camp)

I have bad news.
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playa 155 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:41:41 PM)
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If you see a blond-haired blood elf slut, shoot her on sight, please.
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[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 156 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:43:36 PM)
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DAMN. HE'S STILL PLAYING HARD TO GET.

(looks around her, at all the Spaniards staring)

"Hola, pointy-eared lady. We need help. Our whole army... it get obliterated. Everyone dead. You have powers like that green-skin? To... lead us?"

HM.

(thinks about Kael)

What do I need to do?
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playa 157 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:45:21 PM)
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These people... are sleeping. Our enemy is lined up outside. What the hell are we to do?

(Kael looks at the mercenary, who is ready to lock and load.)

...But fight?

Are you with me, half-orc?
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playa 158 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:51:36 PM)
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*shrugs* Why not? *readies his glowing blade*
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playa 159 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:53:37 PM)
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I am honored by your King. I will be a good general in his army! The main step is, of course... eradicating the camp of the orc, and Kael. But we will keep the elf prince alive. I am extremely adamant about that.



"If that is what we must do in exchange for your magics, let it be done. But know this... I will find this 'orc,' and I will rip out his heart myself.

FOR SPAIN!"

(the army echoes)

FOR SPAIN!!!!
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playa 160 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:56:29 PM)
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(three blue orbs begin to circle Kael's body as he steps out of the tent-door to address the troops)

Men! You are here today for one reason, and that reason is to defeat these Fascist assholes. Your country is under siege, just as mine once was! I saw Quel'Thalas burning in the Second War of our land. But we stayed true with our allies, the humans, as we will stay true to you, now.

It's time we free your nation, "Barcelona," "Spain," "Uncircumcisia," Whatever it's called. And we will do this one territory at a time!

(As his voice raises, the crowd roars, and the enemy mobilizes their assault.)

BEGIN FIRE!
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playa 161 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 10:03:45 PM)
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All my energy was drained to teleport here. We must move on foot.



We have to send our main force to Barcelona quickly. QUICKLY! It's the only way to turn the tide of this fucking war.

(tries to resist the urge to stroke her puss)

(doesn't resist)

(quietly...)

"And find my pookie bear. kekeke u give soj???"
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playa 162 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 10:08:49 PM)
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"Senorita, why do you touch your coņo as you direct your men?"
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[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 163 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 10:09:36 PM)
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"Such conduct is not becoming of a General in my army."
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playa 164 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 10:15:52 PM)
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The pistol back in it's holster, the lt sits near the fire and keeps a hollow watch, waiting for any sign of a flat gray cap with it's trademark red stripe to make its way over the moonlit horizon.
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playa 165 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 10:16:18 PM)
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Do you need another demonstration of the power of Ysondre Kissmoon? Hm? I think that's enough for now, wouldn't you agree, Seņor Franco? USTEDESES?
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playa 166 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 10:17:58 PM)
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F-F-Fasciste! Fasciste!
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playa 167 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 10:20:17 PM)
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(fransisco franco no longer doubts me. I lead his armies! ON TO VICTORY, BITCH!)
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playa 168 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 10:22:47 PM)
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Corret. Fasists. We're in a battle with them, if you haven't noticed.

(Kael hurtles a firebolt with his right hand)

We're holding them off fairly well, considering they don't have any sort of magical advantage. Just like that army the half-orc killed single-handedly earlier.

"PARA ESPAŅA! PARA FRANCO!" they scream at me, while I, Kael'Thas sunstrider, melt their brains. I have no idea what that means, but I think it's a feeble battle-cry.
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playa 169 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 10:22:53 PM)
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saying his last prayer, Lord Fozzlebottom pulls the pins from two grenades and holds the clips fast, making his way furtively and stealthily around the oncoming line of fascists. He is helped by his pre-war job, a job he barely even has an inkling of now, but it doesn't matter, his muscles are trained with automatic, catlike readiness. For previous to the mustard gas incident, He was Audende Aurelio, cat burgler extraordinaire. He had joined the army almost on a lark to escape the local guard. It was really his only folly.
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playa 170 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 10:23:45 PM)
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Still, the fascists, have no clue and he easily slips through their ranks in the dark night, loaded cargo in hand.
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playa 171 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 10:23:56 PM)
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Or maybe they're screaming at me to stop melting their brains.
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playa 172 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 10:24:56 PM)
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as he reaches the ranks of the officers, he sees who he is looking for: "Franco" the word silently falls from his lips, not even a whisper.
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playa 173 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 10:25:35 PM)
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he lets the first grenade roll silently, silently, beneath the feet of franco's horse.
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playa 174 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 10:26:34 PM)
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the horse only barely notices something is amiss before "KA-BOOM!" it is on the ground, crushing generilissimo Franco with all of it's weight.

"Aye Carumba!" The general screams in agony.
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