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playa 100 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:52:10 PM)
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"Where are you from? The asian subcontinent?" The lt colonel eyes Kael suspiciously as if seeing him for the first time.
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playa 101 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:52:25 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

(slips one finger into her pussy, weeping crazily over a picture of Kael she meticulously painted herself)


You told me... the spell would work.

(turns to the goblin mage she now has pinned to a wall in straps.)

But no. He was going to get buttfucked, he was READY FOR IT... BUT NO! Anything less than a hundred... is zero. I will give you one last chance to apprehend Kael... through that portal in whatever place he and his friends might be in.

If you fail this time... well...

Let's not talk about that. kekeke u give soj???
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Leave my waifu alone, you fucks!

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playa 102 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:52:54 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

“They didn’t agree on much. In fact, they didn’t agree on anything. They fought all the time and challenged each other ever day. But despite their differences, they had one important thing in common. They were crazy about each other.”
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playa 103 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:54:27 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*takes a puff off a huge cigar*

We better get moving, pinkskins. All that ruckus will draw every soldier within a fifty mile radius.
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playa 104 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:55:07 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

(coughs)

...Not quite. My people are from a land far away... further than your "Asia," from what little I know of Earth.

(coughs)

I mean, Barcelona.

Or... Barcelona-land.

Excuse me.
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 105 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:55:49 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

all right, Kael, let's get our bearings and meet with our ally. I believe he may be disappointed, as he was expecting one more, but I anticipate that the Man of a Thousand Moves will be a welcome surprise

"ho there, lt. - I am of Japan, your eyes do not deceive you"

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

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playa 106 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:56:04 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

I suggest we follow the man who just killed an entire army with a spell.

(eyes the victor, trying to pick up on any magical signatures in his body or his weapon)
Dong Kollector Jax
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[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 107 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:57:37 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Elgin Baylor nods politely and informs the lieutenant that he will be born in a couple of years across the Atlantic

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

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playa 108 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 08:58:53 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

“Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl."
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playa 109 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:02:26 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Despite overwhelming odds, this might be the greatest thread in INTL history

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playa 110 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:05:50 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

jesus christ

yall motherfuckers need jesus

FUCK. YOU. VISSARIO.
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playa 111 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:06:18 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*notices Kael eyeing him suspiciously*

Don't stare too hard, elf, you might break something.
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playa 112 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:08:40 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

There is more to you than meets the eye, half-orc.

Tell me, what comprises the other part of your parentage? Draenei?
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 113 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:11:13 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Drae- what now? I'm not familiar with this term, elf. I come from a city known as Waterdeep. My mother a human tavern wench, my father her rapist. Want my whole life story? *spits*
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playa 114 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:12:45 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Quoted from Cummy Caretaker:
There is more to you than meets the eye, half-orc.

Tell me, what comprises the other part of your parentage? Draenei?


the lt. laughs at this. Perhaps a little TOO hard.
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playa 115 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:13:09 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

(Waves his hand over the spit, which begins to glow in a blue light and evaporate into his palm, allowing further analysis.)

As much of it as we can get in before the next battle, mercenary. I'm quite interested, if you haven't already picked up on that.
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 116 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:14:13 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Kael, we should move to safer territory - the orc has already informed us that his wanton destruction and slaughter will attract the attention of our foes

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

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playa 117 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:14:27 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

In fact, after several seconds, he hasn't stop and his laugh becomes a twisted mockery of laughter. A howling cacophony of pain and lunacy that only the terror or war could bring
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playa 118 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:15:23 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Look around you, Okita. I've already teleported us to the coordinates you gave me.

Now, on with your story, half-orc...
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

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playa 119 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:18:30 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Not much news from Barcelona reaches us here at the front. I heard some funny rumors while out collecting fire-wood but life continues here as ever. Cold. And there is never enough fire-wood.

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playa 120 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:19:21 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

*eyes Kael uncomfortably, unnerved by his interest*

Whatever floats your boat, pointy ears.

*shaking his head he turns away, and can be heard muttering something about a "planewalking ring" being "more trouble than its worth"*
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playa 121 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:19:29 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

"that will have to wait" Okita says, giving a solemn nod to Orwell "we have found our ally at last"

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

women: (+1305 / -46)
drugs 5641 (0.939)
$$$ May 2002
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playa 122 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:19:40 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

"stay close, milord. There be bugbears afoot." The lt. takes aim at an approaching shadow in the mist.
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playa 123 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:21:42 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

And he fires, a single shot cracks through the night like thunder and the shadow falls to the ground.
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playa 124 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 09:23:53 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

The Lt. Begins howling: "CAN THE KAISER CAN THE KAISER CAN THE KAISER"
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