Username [Register?]: | Password [Lost Password?]: Save Password?
Bottum
INTL v5.0 > Site Comments > Archives > Retarded Hall of Fame > Steamy Silvermoon: Blood Elf Erotic Roleplaying! > Viewing Thread
fags: 1 guest.
Page: [ 1 2 3 4 5 ... 8 9 10 ] [ RAWR: 12121 | GRRR: 249 ]
discover the wheel | feed tiger | clubmen? | w | w
(time of death: 12-11-14 06:54:40 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Hello, gentlemen. Grab your dicks and hold on tight.

I will be playing the part of Prince Kael'thas Sunstrider, son of the king of the High Elves who was slain by the Death Knight Arthas Menethil during the Third War.



After the Sunwell was corrupted to raise the vile lich Kel'Thuzad, the Blood Elves were stripped of their sacred source of magic. Unable to cope, Kael'thas led them on a journey toward freedom... though, in the end, he was corrupted by the allure of demonic magic.

This story takes place shortly before the Third War and the destruction of Kael'thas's home, on a bright autumn day when one slutty blood elf wench comes to visit the Prince...

to be continued
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

women: (+136 / -33)
drugs 1045 (0.295)
$$$ Feb 2009
billz
pimpin on Male
playa 1 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 06:56:45 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

do I have to do this?
Action Jaxon

Leave my waifu alone, you fucks!

women: (+6 / -2)
drugs 51 (0.036)
$$$ Dec 2014
billz i'm real
pimpin on Unspecified
playa 2 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 06:57:58 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Quoted from Action Jaxon:
do I have to do this?
Best post so far.

Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.





Ma-Newer
League of Super Sluts

It all became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision Iíve ever made in my entire life has been wrong.

women: (+1024 / -49)
drugs 2580 (0.468)
$$$ Sep 2003
billz
pimpin on Male
playa 3 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:04:07 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Thread over.
flaming arrow

old time judge suck cock

women: (+1255 / -281)
drugs 18669 (3.083)
$$$ Mar 2002
billz
pimpin on Unspecified
playa 4 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:04:36 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Do what you want to do, darling.

Consent is mandatory and required.
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

women: (+136 / -33)
drugs 1045 (0.295)
$$$ Feb 2009
billz
pimpin on Male
playa 5 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:06:29 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

what is a Blood Elf

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

women: (+1305 / -46)
drugs 5641 (0.939)
$$$ May 2002
billz murderbarn
pimpin on Male
playa 6 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:06:58 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

without an explanation I don't think I'm going to be able to experience this as fully as I am supposed to

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

women: (+1305 / -46)
drugs 5641 (0.939)
$$$ May 2002
billz murderbarn
pimpin on Male
playa 7 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:08:19 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

I think its a wow thngi
Run Silent Run Drapes
Administrator
[sparkle]Eiffle Towers:[/sparkle] 6969

someone bitter is after my ass

women: (+561 / -30)
drugs 4343 (0.849)
$$$ Oct 2004
billz
pimpin on Male
playa 8 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:08:22 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

fine

(Just kidding. I signed up to do this shit. ;P)
Action Jaxon

Leave my waifu alone, you fucks!

women: (+6 / -2)
drugs 51 (0.036)
$$$ Dec 2014
billz i'm real
pimpin on Unspecified
playa 9 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:09:47 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

I said thread over Jesus Christ
flaming arrow

old time judge suck cock

women: (+1255 / -281)
drugs 18669 (3.083)
$$$ Mar 2002
billz
pimpin on Unspecified
playa 10 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:10:35 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

its basically like a broken elf that's been making toys for so many years and now hes slowing down and santas like "Sorry! I know I've used up your body and your mind, HO HO HO but its time to let little samwise gamgee take your place."

"But santa how will I li--"

"HO HO HO! MEEEEEERRRRY CHRISTMAS!"
Run Silent Run Drapes
Administrator
[sparkle]Eiffle Towers:[/sparkle] 6969

someone bitter is after my ass

women: (+561 / -30)
drugs 4343 (0.849)
$$$ Oct 2004
billz
pimpin on Male
playa 11 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:14:43 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

so i read the op and didn't understand that this is supposed to be participatory??

balls
D
Champagne Roomies

POUR MILK DOWN MY THROAT WHILE I LOB THIS GRENADE

women: (+1936 / -91)
drugs 18379 (3.035)
$$$ Mar 2002
billz
pimpin on Male
playa 12 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:15:14 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Guys i know where this is headed. The other day FM was pretending to be Sunny pretending to be Dimi (who he thought was me) in order to convince Vissario that he was gonna get sunny nudes. He said the end game was that he was going to 'reveal himself' to Viss.

Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.





Ma-Newer
League of Super Sluts

It all became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision Iíve ever made in my entire life has been wrong.

women: (+1024 / -49)
drugs 2580 (0.468)
$$$ Sep 2003
billz
pimpin on Male
playa 13 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:15:26 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

blood elves are high elves who got angsty
Action Jaxon

Leave my waifu alone, you fucks!

women: (+6 / -2)
drugs 51 (0.036)
$$$ Dec 2014
billz i'm real
pimpin on Unspecified
playa 14 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:16:16 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Quoted from Hasty Penguin:
what is a Blood Elf


Long ago, the ancient Night Elves of Azeroth became enamored with arcane magics... and their queen, Azshara, sought to become the mate of Sargeras, evil lord of the Burning Legion. The good night elves were able to prevent the summoning of Sargeras, but barely... and the magical Well of Eternity imploded, shattering the continents and creating the Maelstrom.

Although arcane magic was shunned by most night elves after this disaster, a select few of the Highbourne, those who turned against Azshara at the last moment, still clung to their connection with the Twisting Nether. They were banished after summoning a magical storm to show off their powers, and so they traveled across the sea to the Eastern Kingdoms.

They used one of the vials Illidan Stormrage saved from the Well of Eternity to create a new well: the Sunwell, changing their skin from purple to tan. Though they practiced more restraint in the magical arts than the original worshipers of Azshara did, their society became totally dependent on it... as did their biology. They became addicted to magic, but despite that and all their past misdeeds, the children of the Highbourne were some of the staunchest allies of the human nation of Lordaeron during the Second War against the demon-fueled orcs (Warcraft II).

Eventually, a new threat arose, and the Burning Legion infiltrated Lordaeron to create an army of undead creatures known as the Scourge. The Scourge expended the Sunwell, destroyed much of Quel'Thalas, killed almost all of the High Elves and turned many of them into undead monstrosities. In honor of their fallen brethren, the High Elves changed their name to the "Blood Elves," and with the Sunwell gone, they went off searching for new founts of magical power...
This sly williker sooth-sayed his words 'roundabout 12-11-14 07:21:46 PM by Dong Kollector Jax.
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

women: (+136 / -33)
drugs 1045 (0.295)
$$$ Feb 2009
billz
pimpin on Male
playa 15 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:17:36 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

jesus
Run Silent Run Drapes
Administrator
[sparkle]Eiffle Towers:[/sparkle] 6969

someone bitter is after my ass

women: (+561 / -30)
drugs 4343 (0.849)
$$$ Oct 2004
billz
pimpin on Male
playa 16 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:20:21 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

are we gonna do this or what
Action Jaxon

Leave my waifu alone, you fucks!

women: (+6 / -2)
drugs 51 (0.036)
$$$ Dec 2014
billz i'm real
pimpin on Unspecified
playa 17 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:22:33 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Your turn.
Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

women: (+136 / -33)
drugs 1045 (0.295)
$$$ Feb 2009
billz
pimpin on Male
playa 18 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:24:26 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Quoted from The Sizzle Chest:
Guys i know where this is headed. The other day FM was pretending to be Sunny pretending to be Dimi (who he thought was me) in order to convince Vissario that he was gonna get sunny nudes. He said the end game was that he was going to 'reveal himself' to Viss.


Ah, I see now. He's playing the long-con.

balls
D
Champagne Roomies

POUR MILK DOWN MY THROAT WHILE I LOB THIS GRENADE

women: (+1936 / -91)
drugs 18379 (3.035)
$$$ Mar 2002
billz
pimpin on Male
playa 19 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:27:57 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

so in a world where no one can really die is there a reason not to join the undead team

how is this for a quote
Hasty Penguin
get in the box
People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

women: (+1305 / -46)
drugs 5641 (0.939)
$$$ May 2002
billz murderbarn
pimpin on Male
playa 20 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:30:08 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

I'm signing up with anarchist faction

balls
D
Champagne Roomies

POUR MILK DOWN MY THROAT WHILE I LOB THIS GRENADE

women: (+1936 / -91)
drugs 18379 (3.035)
$$$ Mar 2002
billz
pimpin on Male
playa 21 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:30:23 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

gonna form a collective and liberate barcelona at last

balls
D
Champagne Roomies

POUR MILK DOWN MY THROAT WHILE I LOB THIS GRENADE

women: (+1936 / -91)
drugs 18379 (3.035)
$$$ Mar 2002
billz
pimpin on Male
playa 22 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:30:55 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &



I am Ysondre Kissmoon, Blood elf priestess. I like sitting in the tranquil yellow gardens of Eversong Forest, playing with small animals, and letting my double-D milkjugs out for a little skinny-dip every blue moon.
Action Jaxon

Leave my waifu alone, you fucks!

women: (+6 / -2)
drugs 51 (0.036)
$$$ Dec 2014
billz i'm real
pimpin on Unspecified
playa 23 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:32:04 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

I put on my robe and wizard hat
flaming arrow

old time judge suck cock

women: (+1255 / -281)
drugs 18669 (3.083)
$$$ Mar 2002
billz
pimpin on Unspecified
playa 24 among 249 hatas (time of death: 12-11-14 07:33:32 PM)
x | fxk | 227 | 69 | thisone | 9 | gunshow | &

Good girl.

Now, let's put some music on to help you "get in the mood."

Dong Kollector Jax
INTL Dick Twisters

[CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS]

women: (+136 / -33)
drugs 1045 (0.295)
$$$ Feb 2009
billz
pimpin on Male
busta

fuck up the srevers
Display Signature?
wtf is this doe
look at the little dudes?
codey beat his wife
have no life?
Page: [ 1 2 3 4 5 ... 8 9 10 ] discover the wheel | feed tiger | clubmen? | gay | fag
[ 555555555: 12121 | bullshit: 249 ]
Server Time: 10-21-18 12:59:36 AM
Load Time: way too fast lol.
- PHP: 0.114 seconds.
- SQL: 0.345 seconds.
- Queries: 30
Tits of pagee
this the ass of rs