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(Originally posted on: 04-20-02 07:35:56 PM)
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I can now say, without a shadow of a doubt that there is no God. There never was and there never will be. Why is Something Awful to thank for this? Well, I was just innocently meandering around their forum today when I came across this thread which was a Photoshop thread dedicated to Photoshopping furries.

What are furries? Furries are people that dress up like animals and do "things" to each other. These "things" I will not mention, because my head would instantaneously implode or explode or someting like that. Nevertheless, these people exist and these people are just fucking insane. Fucking insane, I say. Why?

Well, case-in-point: this site. That site is dedicated to displaying images of these "furries" dressing up like animals. I would link images ahead of time, but I believe that it takes a lot out of the surprise when you already know what to expect, plus I prefer not to taint the integrity of my server with these images.

So go ahead and check out that site, if you dare. Do not blame me for any trauma you recieve upon viewing that site, nor any nightmares or perhaps even sexual arousal you might experience in connection with the viewing of that site.

Fucking bloody hell.
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Reply 1 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-20-02 07:46:14 PM)
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http://www.fbrtech.com/~dnew/images/Tugrik/FC2002/roxicat2+web.jpeg

Jesus christ.

Edit: No. Link it when it's not on your own webspace.
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Reply 2 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-20-02 08:22:11 PM)
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That's way too cute for my liking.
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Reply 3 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-20-02 08:54:02 PM)
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There was something on tv about that a while ago.

Whatever floats your boat, dude.
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Reply 4 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-20-02 08:56:25 PM)
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Don't try to tell us one of them isn't you.
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Reply 5 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-20-02 08:59:35 PM)
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He's the lower one.


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Reply 6 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-20-02 09:02:44 PM)
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Jesus.
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Reply 7 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-20-02 09:03:24 PM)
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Yeah, the top one is Jesus.
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Reply 8 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-20-02 09:06:22 PM)
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That's what I was thinking.

I've been thinking, if Jesus is the son of God and also God incarnate, doesn't that make him his own father? And mean he fucked his mother?
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Reply 9 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-20-02 09:07:54 PM)
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Those two bovines are both female.

are you confused yet?
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Reply 10 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-20-02 09:08:47 PM)
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Lesbians!
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Reply 11 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-20-02 09:12:49 PM)
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*FA turns up panting*
FA: Lesbians! Where? Oh, cows. Well, I'll take what I can get.
*FMP turns up panting*
*FMP masturbates*
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Reply 12 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-20-02 09:14:53 PM)
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I saw a special on MTV about Furries. I had never heard of them until this special... really fucked up, but kind of funny.

During the course of the show, this dude told his parents. They cried and told him he was crazy; but the show put it from the angle of uniqueness and him just being different.

Note, that in this context being different is dressing up in a big furry outfit and having sex, or spending "time" with other furries.
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Reply 13 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-20-02 09:19:31 PM)
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That's also something I might replace leeching images with.
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Reply 14 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-20-02 10:04:36 PM)
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Oh My God...

People. At their worst! WORST!!!
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Reply 15 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-20-02 10:09:09 PM)
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They could be worse... I don't want to see how.
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Reply 16 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-20-02 11:36:15 PM)
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those both look like cows.......
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Reply 17 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-21-02 12:06:58 AM)
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Speaking from your vast experience of watching cows fucking...
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Reply 18 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-21-02 12:17:22 AM)
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for starters

if they where both cows they wouldn't be fucking, you doofus
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Reply 19 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-21-02 12:18:36 AM)
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If those assholes think I am going to pay money to lurk on a forum they need to go fuck themselves!
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Reply 20 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-21-02 12:20:40 AM)
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Quoted from Woadie:
If those assholes think I am going to pay money to lurk on a forum they need to go fuck themselves!


Sigh.
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Reply 21 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-21-02 12:31:25 AM)
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I had similar thoughts
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Reply 22 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-21-02 12:40:23 AM)
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Then by all means, don't register and stop complaining that it costs money.

In fact, the fact that they charge to register makes the forum better.

How is that Sandamnit? That doesn't make any sense.

1. It keeps out the trollers, idiots, retards, and people that would just register, flame people, and get banned a few minutes later. Why the hell would you pay $10 to get banned a few moments later.
2. It pays for the server costs, thus making the site and forums faster.
3. There are about 300-800 active users at any given time, so it's well worth the $9.95 to register, because there is always something going on.
4. It lowers the amount of server load, since all the unregistered people can't waste bandwidth that people have paid for by registering their accounts.

I have already spent $37 at Something Awful and I must say that it is $37 well spent. I've laughed my ass off plenty of times at that forum and have found that not only has my sense of humor gotten better, but my Photoshop abilities have gotten better. If I had the money to spare, I could, I would willingly donate more to SA, because it's just that kickass of a site.

I'm not saying you should register an account there, but keep in mind that SA serves up about 10gb per day in bandwidth, charging for an account there is pretty much the only way that site stays in business. Were they not to charge for registration, it wouldn't even exist.
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Reply 23 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-21-02 12:47:51 AM)
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Sandy, it's a damn forum! Just a collection of posts which they don't even own. The pictures in those threads belong to the people who made them. Not to some bunch of greedy jerks who made the forum.
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Reply 24 of 100 (Originally posted on: 04-21-02 12:48:42 AM)
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Read my edited post.
"Some people turn to drugs such as heroin or cocaine for their brain-wasting, body-killing, soul-destroying effects. Others turn to religion for its brain-wasting, body-killing, soul-destroying effects."
- Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka, Something Awful
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