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wheezy
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The next time you wanna call a coon a nigger, call that spearchucker a jungle bunny instead. I know, I know... nigger rolls off the tongue so easy, but there is a world of rarely used racial slurs that we need to start utilizing. White power!

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(Originally posted on: 12-02-02 02:09:42 PM)
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As you should all know, I rock the site www.uselessstatic.com Our beloved nimo also writes there, but under the alias of "Morrow." What I want to know is this. Who's your favorite writer? What shit do you like about the site, and what shit do you think was crap. Which writer do you hate the most? Also, check out the sexy new feature full of sex and....features.
http://www.uselessstatic.com/view.asp?ID=142&type=feature
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Reply 1 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 02:23:00 PM)
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You know, I was looking at that for the first time last night. A lot of the stuff was funny.

I JUST FOUND $20 IN MY DESK DRAWER!!!!!!!
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Reply 2 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 02:24:36 PM)
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You know, I was looking at that for the first time last night. A lot of the stuff was funny.

I JUST FOUND $20 IN MY DESK DRAWER!!!!!!!


I found a about 5.50 yesterday in my dresser, I was pretty excited about that.


And if you had to fire any of the people working there now, I'd say LordZode. But that's because I like him the least, it doesn't mean that he's bad or anything. I like Shibby, I like Wheezy, and I like morrow.
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Reply 3 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 02:31:49 PM)
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Quoted from Melanie:
You know, I was looking at that for the first time last night. A lot of the stuff was funny.

I JUST FOUND $20 IN MY DESK DRAWER!!!!!!!


I found a about 5.50 yesterday in my dresser, I was pretty excited about that.


And if you had to fire any of the people working there now, I'd say LordZode. But that's because I like him the least, it doesn't mean that he's bad or anything. I like Shibby, I like Wheezy, and I like morrow.


Last night I read the Miss Universe thing, and I liked it.

At the end of our hall by the elevator there is this turkey poster made out of cut-out hands, and you are supposed to write what you're thankful for on them. Well I was reading it, and one of the things said "finding $5 in your pocket you didn't know you had," and I reached in my pocket and there was $5!! I think that was way cooler than finding that $20 just now.
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Reply 4 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 02:41:17 PM)
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i found two wallets while cleaning my room. nothing in either of them though. it was all a cruel joke by the gnomes.
Lately I've been feeling dead inside, Like my guts have dried up and died
But every night I water them back to life
When I fall down I'll fall apart, Trade in my bike for a shopping cart
and beg change from a world that needs some
But I'm so inebriated that I cannot see, Between the moon and you, lunacy is setting in
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Reply 5 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 03:20:59 PM)
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I'm my own favorite writer. Then nimo, then the wheezster.
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"You're not really funny" - PR
"ULTIMATE FUCK-UP OF THE WEEK!!" - FA
"it's not too late." - Mr. Pixies
"asschowder." - Mirthalac
"I really, really dislike you." - Dani
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Reply 6 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 03:27:58 PM)
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I'm my own favorite writer. Then nimo, then the wheezster.


Please explain this to me. I saw you in one of those comics, but I didn't know you write there. Send a link to one of your articles, please.
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Reply 7 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 03:38:37 PM)
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Long story. Article will be up Sunday though. I've "been" there for about a week, kinda.
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"asschowder." - Mirthalac
"I really, really dislike you." - Dani
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Reply 8 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 06:23:55 PM)
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Why?
Critical Acclaim for Flaming Arrow
| "Funny." - Sandamnit | "Your kingliness shuns Jews." - Wheezy | "I love you." - Zuri | "Spiffy." - NNY |
| "You opened me up to a whole new wonderful world of golden showers and bisexual group sex." - Dani |
| "If Gandhi were straight, and had really ugly children with Ed Gein, that kid might've been half as cool as Phil." - PR |
| "You manage to respond relatively quickly to IMs." - Emp | "You masturbate more than anyone else I know." - Kman |
| "Flaming Arrow is the sexiest man that ever lived and I want to have his children." - Zuri | "I want to fuck you. Take me." - Good Ol MC |
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Reply 9 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 08:17:59 PM)
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We're not talking about music. We're talking about Eminem.


HAR HAR HAR HAR. Wheezy, I love you.
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Reply 10 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 08:39:38 PM)
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The two articles he submitted to us were funny enough to get him hired.

And FA, if you ever get the time, we'd love to see what you can do.
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Reply 11 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 09:28:31 PM)
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Are these articles those ones about the wiggers and how to bling? Cause i got a kick out of those.

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Reply 12 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 09:46:28 PM)
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Indeed they were.
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Reply 13 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-04-02 02:53:28 AM)
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Today I wrote an article about Dog Food.
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Reply 14 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-04-02 04:06:16 AM)
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If I wasn't so fucking lazy, I'd write an article. The last time I wrote two articles they were hastily thrown together and not my best work. That was back when this site had a frontpage. And apparently people liked the articles anyways. *shrugs*
Critical Acclaim for Flaming Arrow
| "Funny." - Sandamnit | "Your kingliness shuns Jews." - Wheezy | "I love you." - Zuri | "Spiffy." - NNY |
| "You opened me up to a whole new wonderful world of golden showers and bisexual group sex." - Dani |
| "If Gandhi were straight, and had really ugly children with Ed Gein, that kid might've been half as cool as Phil." - PR |
| "You manage to respond relatively quickly to IMs." - Emp | "You masturbate more than anyone else I know." - Kman |
| "Flaming Arrow is the sexiest man that ever lived and I want to have his children." - Zuri | "I want to fuck you. Take me." - Good Ol MC |
| "FA, If I grew an extra inch for each time you made me laugh, I could impregnate all continents without leaving my room." - JamesMartigo |
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Reply 15 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-04-02 04:25:26 AM)
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Articles are easy to write when you're a funny man

You just need a topic, the rest will come
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Reply 16 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-04-02 03:37:32 PM)
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I'd submit an article if I had an idea and was funny.

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Reply 17 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-04-02 03:39:27 PM)
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Dimi, you stole my avatar MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

Baggy Brad is a very funny man. I remember distincly laughing my ass off at all of his articles.
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Reply 18 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-04-02 04:59:08 PM)
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I'd ask him to write for us but he already has his own site. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 19 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-06-02 04:30:48 AM)
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Don't feel bad, besides, I'm having a bit of a dry patch at the moment anyway. Also, I don't think my site gets quite the traffic of yours. If you want, we can become "Sister Sites or something?". We could trade recipes and stuff and gossip deep into the night.
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The next time you wanna call a coon a nigger, call that spearchucker a jungle bunny instead. I know, I know... nigger rolls off the tongue so easy, but there is a world of rarely used racial slurs that we need to start utilizing. White power!

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Reply 20 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-08-02 03:49:41 AM)
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Is your site the greatest?
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Reply 21 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-08-02 05:42:57 AM)
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It's up there
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Reply 22 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-08-02 12:29:21 PM)
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Who exactly was this "Kat" person?
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Reply 23 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-08-02 12:57:28 PM)
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Fishers first post went up last night, good reviews so far.
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Reply 24 of 29 (Originally posted on: 12-08-02 01:59:27 PM)
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Who exactly was this "Kat" person?

Laurie too...

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"I just think circumsized dicks look a whole lot better" - Flaming Arrow
Well Danielle, when you turned your back on our religion and basically questioned all of our values and practically insulted our whole sense of faith and our lifestyle, we were alright with that, we let that slide. THEN you came and said that you're attracted to women, we thought that was questionable, but we could get used to it. But the day that you have pornographic videos on your computer, YOU'RE FUCKING OUT. - Danielle's parents

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