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Reply 1048 of 1080 (Originally posted on: 01-11-16 10:04:10 PM)
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Quoted from Chilly Willy:
Apparently Snook made his post just after I exiled myself temporarily from Internet access for non-work-related purposes a few days ago. Is that a coincidence? I had to ask myself the same question when I arrived punctual and an hour early again and again and again for the INTL D&D meetup, only to find myself and Dr. Nick alone every evening, but the one day in which my computer shat itself was the day on which the others were assembled and everyone was ready but me.
What cruel puppet-master divides us so? Am I stuck, like [CEMETARY MAN (1994) SPOILERS] Francesco Dellamorte at the end of his exodus from the town, incarcerated in a snow globe that cannot be escaped by any human effort, constrained by the very laws of nature never to cross that ravine to escape a life of living death among the living dead ?
No. I am not. I will escape, or die trying. Snook, I will catch you again, one day out of the thousand that spring from this moment. The line is set, my eyes fixed on the bobber. You will come swimming down the stream, and you will bite. And this time, there will be no near misses. I will draw you out of the water. And of you, I will make the most delicious Minecraft meal that has ever been conceived.
Swim, little fishy, while you can. 
all this assuming the laptop running the server holds together for a few more months
"you could be eviscerated by a backwoods texan hillbilly and STILL have the energy to get pissed off that the guy's desktop was covered in icons" lol
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