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Muzta
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Many worlds online on the same server!

NEWEST (AUGUST 2017) SURVIVAL MAP: /mv tp 2017world

2013 Map: /mv tp world
2015 Map (Winter): /mv tp world2
NEW SURVIVAL MAP: /mv tp Survival15
NEW CREATIVE MAP: /mv tp Creative15
Vissario City: /mv tp vissariocity

Overviewer Maps - http://theperfectcore.com:6969/mc

Before Playing: You must first POST YOUR MINECRAFT USERNAME so I can add it to the whitelist.

What is Minecraft?

Minecraft is a sandbox block-based construction game in which a player can build almost anything they want. In survival mode, players must pay attention to their food and health bars and avoid the baddies while collecting resources for their next giant golden cock castle. In creative mode, the survival element (monsters, health, hunger) are removed so that players can concentrate on building stuff.

Okay that sounds pretty cool, but what exactly can I do in Minecraft?

Explore an practically infinite world:

Build houses and shit:

Fuck a pig in the ass:

Go to hell:

Basically whatever you want.

Is it free? Where can I get it?

The version of Minecraft that INTL plays is not free, but there is a "classic" version you can try out as a demo. Have a look at minecraft.net and buy a copy when you're ready.

Okay I bought a copy now where do I go to start playing with you INTL loser fucks?

Follow the instructions at the top of this post.

I just can't get enough Minecraft!

If you really want a challenge, try the 2b2t.org server. Good luck, fuckmuppet.

Minecraft Wiki: http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Minecraft_Wiki

Minecraft on reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/

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POUR MILK DOWN MY THROAT WHILE I LOB THIS GRENADE

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Waiting

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It all became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I’ve ever made in my entire life has been wrong.

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Is it ok with everyone if I start a massive build but only actually build the base layout before I tire of it and move on?

Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

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i'm nick and i'm too stupid to read so i make unnecessary posts

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Only if you use the maximum allowable items that are particularly big in the lag department.

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honestly i probably have Crohn's disease and should see a doctor

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You can have whatever you want in one week. I am moving on Thursday

FUCK. YOU. VISSARIO.

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POUR MILK DOWN MY THROAT WHILE I LOB THIS GRENADE

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ok it's ok my calendar

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Muzta
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now where is my mother fucking minecraft server

Banana Hammock

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Let's do this man

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I need a creative outlet for my need to build a giant golden dong in the center of our peaceful village.

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Muzta
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I want to spend 40 minutes digging a whole to the bottom and then 40 hours, mining it out and then try and build a castle only to run out half way through and then quit.

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I'll start building the moat around your castle and then quit!

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I'm gonna build a giant dong and then quit so it'll just be like a kinda smallish dong

balls

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i'm nick and i'm too stupid to read so i make unnecessary posts

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Im gonna sit back and make fun of everyone on the intl minecraft server forever.

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honestly i probably have Crohn's disease and should see a doctor

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Okay you fucks goddamn I just finished moving my shit today I'll get it going before Friday calm the fucking hell down

FUCK. YOU. VISSARIO.

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program that into your phone

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Will this be 100% legit survival or a zombes flymod creative type server. I haven't played in like 2 years so i'm not sure if any of those are still things. Potions and spells are for queers though.

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Google Now makes me horny

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Leveling entire cities with her magnificient girl-cock

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Someone tell me how to play Minecraft.

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walk around and dig holes. You will find materials you can use to build things. Do this for twelve hours straight, build a giant penis. Give up in frustration when you can't find any more of the element you need for the tip. Repeat every six months to a year.

Sometimes there are zombies.

That's it in a nutshell.

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definitely threw the blue lego

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What are these screenshots you keep posting? Some sort of twitter?

"ztolk it seems like all you do is watch videos of muscular people vomiting"
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Zippo if we play at the same time I will teach you, and i'm sure anyone else who happens to be on at the same time would be willing to help as well.

I haven't played it in a really long time but for how much I did play, it was well worth the money. Of course it's gone up in price a lot since I bought it (at ~$11.00), but still, definitely worth it.

balls

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If no one is there, the very first thing you want to do is find a tree, walk up to it, and "punch" the trunk until it breaks. You do that by pressing and holding the left mouse button. Do that a bunch of times to the tree trunks of many trees. This is how you break every block in minecraft, and you collect materials by breaking the blocks that house them. Some blocks will require certain tools (like a pick-axe) to break. To make those tools you will need to make a work bench from the wood you've been collecting. When you're at this point, go to google and type "how to build a work bench minecraft" and then google "how to build a pickaxe minecraft" and then google every other question you ever have.

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Okay I got the server setup and running with ports forwarded and all that happy unicorn bullshit. I'm going to setup a world border thing so you faggots can't all run in opposite directions and have the map explode to 10 TB or something. Also I'm going to add a map viewer over HTTP.

Once that's done the server will be ready so keep your panties on, goddamn

FUCK. YOU. VISSARIO.

Muzta
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Quoted from D_:
Zippo if we play at the same time I will teach you, and i'm sure anyone else who happens to be on at the same time would be willing to help as well.

I haven't played it in a really long time but for how much I did play, it was well worth the money. Of course it's gone up in price a lot since I bought it (at ~$11.00), but still, definitely worth it.

they are Goolge Now reminder cards that I'm setting

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