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(Originally posted on: 11-29-02 07:47:28 PM)
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i havent had one in...like...3 or 4 years, and i didnt even like her...

all my friends have girlfriends...they always meet girls at school and shit and they're always in love with them...or at least they claim to be...
i meet a lot of girls at school too, obviously...it cant be avoided...but i cant recall ever meeting a girl that i have any sort of strong feelings for...
and it would be useless to get a girlfriend if i dont give a shit about her anyway

in fact, i cant recall ever meeting ANYONE that i have strong feelings for

i think i have some sort of mental condition that makes me unable to care about other people than myself...
i have some other signs of it too, like a really short attention span and very poor grades at school...
maybe i should go to a doctor and get a diagnosis...i might be able to get money from the state for being retarded
vem bryr sig om hut nätterna far? jag bryr mig inte ett spår...
bara jag får ha mitt ansikte kvar, dolt i min älsklings hår
jag är en tvivelaktig figur, duger ej mycket till...bakom ett hörn står döden på lur, han tar mig när han vill
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Reply 1 of 33 (Originally posted on: 11-29-02 08:52:08 PM)
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it would be useless to get a girlfriend if i dont give a shit about her anyway

Yeah, that wouldn't be very nice. LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!
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Reply 2 of 33 (Originally posted on: 11-29-02 08:52:40 PM)
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All the doctor would say is "You're antisocial. Go out to a public place and meet some new people." In other words: "Get the fuck out of my office. Pay the receptionist on your way out."

Being anti-social really a big deal until it actually prevents you from doing things you would normally do. (For you, drinking)

My advice is to drink until you feel sexy.

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in fact, i cant recall ever meeting ANYONE that i have strong feelings for

I am sort of like that. I have to terms with the fact that every single person on the face of the earth will stab you in the back given the right circumstances. I try as hard as I can not to become overly attached to any one person.
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Reply 3 of 33 (Originally posted on: 11-29-02 08:58:02 PM)
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My advice is to drink until you feel sexy.

Hmmm...that sounds like a good idea. All I have is tequila and that makes me feel down.
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Reply 4 of 33 (Originally posted on: 11-29-02 09:08:14 PM)
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My advice is to drink until you feel sexy.

its not about feeling sexy

and my advice is to shoot heroin until i die, but i dont have access to heroin...or the money to buy it
maybe the state could help me with that
vem bryr sig om hut nätterna far? jag bryr mig inte ett spår...
bara jag får ha mitt ansikte kvar, dolt i min älsklings hår
jag är en tvivelaktig figur, duger ej mycket till...bakom ett hörn står döden på lur, han tar mig när han vill
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Reply 5 of 33 (Originally posted on: 11-29-02 09:11:53 PM)
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You should move to Madison and live with other hobos.
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Reply 6 of 33 (Originally posted on: 11-29-02 09:15:48 PM)
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thank you for that insightful advice
vem bryr sig om hut nätterna far? jag bryr mig inte ett spår...
bara jag får ha mitt ansikte kvar, dolt i min älsklings hår
jag är en tvivelaktig figur, duger ej mycket till...bakom ett hörn står döden på lur, han tar mig när han vill
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Reply 7 of 33 (Originally posted on: 11-29-02 10:15:10 PM)
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Just consider yourself too good for any girl you know.

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in fact, i cant recall ever meeting ANYONE that i have strong feelings for


I think the first step in gaining someone to love would be to actually care about not only other people, but also yourself.

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and my advice is to shoot heroin until i die, but i dont have access to heroin...or the money to buy it
maybe the state could help me with that


That's not funny.
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Reply 8 of 33 (Originally posted on: 11-30-02 09:43:12 AM)
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Just go out to a club, get a girl, rape her in the allyway and get it out of your system
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Reply 9 of 33 (Originally posted on: 11-30-02 11:49:30 AM)
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Just go out to a club, get a girl, rape her in the allyway and get it out of your system
Either that, or masturbate while smoking weed.

It's been.... 3 years since I got out of my last relationship. I cared very much for that girl. More than I should have perhaps. I would like to meet a nice girl, but 90% of my classmates are male, and this whole city is low on females MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS.
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Reply 10 of 33 (Originally posted on: 11-30-02 02:12:46 PM)
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in fact, i cant recall ever meeting ANYONE that i have strong feelings for

i think i have some sort of mental condition that makes me unable to care about other people than myself...

lucky you
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Reply 11 of 33 (Originally posted on: 11-30-02 07:55:37 PM)
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"Pssst, Ron, put your dick in her mouth..."
Haha, that's a real nice custom title for Wyrm Assasin LOL IM SUCH A FAG!! Glad you got your avatar up.
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Reply 12 of 33 (Originally posted on: 12-01-02 06:03:32 AM)
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It's all just a damn avatar popularity contest with you people. *sobs*
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Reply 13 of 33 (Originally posted on: 12-01-02 01:07:18 PM)
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Yeah, and we newbies can't even compete!
I'm actually a pretty nice guy if you get to know me, but my karma sucks...

Why?
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Reply 14 of 33 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 01:03:17 PM)
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Who needs a girlfriend when you have two, properly-working hands?
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Reply 15 of 33 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 05:24:02 PM)
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Who needs a girlfriend when you have two, properly-working hands?
Do you have any idea how GOOD it feels to slide your dick into a tight, warm, wet, throbbing vagina?!?!? Nothing I ever felt compared to that.... It's.... undescibable.
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Reply 16 of 33 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 06:23:28 PM)
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I would say it doesn't... I think it's a she. but it may be a he.
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Reply 17 of 33 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 06:32:52 PM)
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Do you have any idea how GOOD it feels to slide your dick into a tight, warm, wet, throbbing vagina?!?!? Nothing I ever felt compared to that.... It's.... undescibable.


You know, she probably doesn't have an idea. She's a woman.
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Reply 18 of 33 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 06:42:58 PM)
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Quoted from Zippo279:
Who needs a girlfriend when you have two, properly-working hands?
Do you have any idea how GOOD it feels to slide your dick into a tight, warm, wet, throbbing vagina?!?!? Nothing I ever felt compared to that.... It's.... undescibable.


Undescribable? Even though you just described it?

Anyway, people put WAY too much importance on sex.
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Reply 19 of 33 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 07:08:17 PM)
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Yeah, she's a woman.... I wish she knew what it feels like for a guy.
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Anyway, people put WAY too much importance on sex.
I was just saying how nice it felt.
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Reply 20 of 33 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 07:35:28 PM)
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Yeah, she's a woman.... I wish she knew what it feels like for a guy.


I wish that I knew what it feels like, too.
God, why have you foresaken me with this inferior vagina?
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Reply 21 of 33 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 07:41:04 PM)
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Quoted from Zippo279:
Quoted from JamesMartigo:
Yeah, she's a woman.... I wish she knew what it feels like for a guy.


I wish that I knew what it feels like, too.
God, why have you foresaken me with this inferior vagina?
I'm sure I can find a way to make you enjoy that vagina.
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Reply 22 of 33 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 07:43:42 PM)
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I'm sure I can find a way to make you enjoy that vagina.

I know some ways, too, but what do you have to offer?
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Reply 23 of 33 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 07:53:02 PM)
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Quoted from JamesMartigo:
Yeah, she's a woman.... I wish she knew what it feels like for a guy.


I wish that I knew what it feels like, too.
God, why have you foresaken me with this inferior vagina?

Did you know that your clitoris ALONE has twice the nerve endings as the head of a guys penis? And that's just the clitoris.

I NEVER want to hear you calling the vagina inferior again. Seriously.
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Reply 24 of 33 (Originally posted on: 12-02-02 07:56:54 PM)
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I NEVER want to hear you calling the vagina inferior again. Seriously.

I apologize. The vagina is a beautiful organ, and yes, we can do magnificent things with it, but to be realistic, I'm lazy. It takes a lot of effort to tinker down there. It's a lot easier for a guy to, ahem, do his business.
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