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(Originally posted on: 04-01-11 05:08:27 PM)
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In a testament to alcoholism, I have been drinking for about a week and a half straight. It's starting to catch up to me and I've been going in to work progressively more hung over every day, and it's really interesting to see my brain shrinking away from it's lining in my skull as I get dumber.

Anyway, I think this is probably my longest (but sadly not my most epic) bender to date. Tell me about your best bender.
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Reply 1 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-01-11 06:26:28 PM)
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Several months.
Too lazy to reply properly.
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Reply 2 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-01-11 07:36:27 PM)
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Reply 3 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-01-11 07:41:02 PM)
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bender is what british people call gay dudes


just sayin
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Reply 4 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-01-11 08:57:39 PM)
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Didn't get in to grad school, I take it?
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Reply 5 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-02-11 04:40:25 AM)
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I've never been on a bender because I know how to drink and I never felt like bragging about stupid shit. Yes I'm your grandma.
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Reply 6 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-02-11 05:15:45 AM)
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i guess it's really been only a day or two of being constantly drunk but if you're counting getting drunk every night i guess i've been bending (?) for like two years now
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Reply 7 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-02-11 08:15:41 AM)
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I think my longest stretch of getting drunk every night was like 5 days. Amateur.
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Reply 8 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-02-11 08:53:12 AM)
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Yeah, I drink every night if thats what you're asking, have been for probably over a year. I have a early morning job that has me waking up anywhere from 3am to 5am and I go to school at night so my nerves are shot. It's what I get for being an anxious person that has difficulty focusing, but I figure it's either try hard at something or end up doing nothing.
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Reply 9 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-02-11 12:57:07 PM)
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drinking every night? a bunch of months in a row probably.

actually I can't very well remember a night without at least drinking some? I suppose when I went in for surgery on my appendix i didn't drink for a bit

benders though, generally don't last longer than a week.
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Reply 10 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-03-11 05:22:14 PM)
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I think that's supposed to stop when you're no longer a dumb kid, or only start when you become white trash.
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Reply 11 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-04-11 06:43:38 AM)
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Reply 12 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-04-11 07:47:19 AM)
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I was once drunk for about two and a half hours in a row.
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Reply 13 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-05-11 05:50:50 PM)
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How can you guys do that stuff? It seems that I get much more hungover than the average person... whenever I drink, my hungover is usually too murderous for me to want to drink again for quite some time. I think I've drank maybe... 3 times in 2011? I've never got drunk on two consecutive days.
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Reply 14 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-05-11 06:08:28 PM)
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practice makes perfect
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Reply 15 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-05-11 07:18:59 PM)
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Practice makes your wallet empty.


Serious question: what compels you people to drink so fucking much?
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Reply 16 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-05-11 07:46:04 PM)
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Peer pressure.
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Reply 17 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-05-11 08:12:39 PM)
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Well, duh.



At least humor me by attempting to rationalize it.
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Reply 18 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-05-11 08:12:58 PM)
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tastes good bro
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Reply 19 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-05-11 08:13:54 PM)
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It's no fun not drinking when others are drinking.
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Reply 20 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-05-11 08:36:16 PM)
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That's certainly true

drunk people fucking piss me off when I'm sober
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Reply 21 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-05-11 08:55:05 PM)
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I definitely understand drinking on occasion, and yeah, drunk people are more tolerable when also drunk, I'm not questioning that. I'm more asking about the motivation behind going on benders and drinking for weeks, months, years in a row.
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Reply 22 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-05-11 09:25:26 PM)
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Quoted from Sandamnit:
tastes good bro


It's actually funny because this is the only reason I drink anymore. Good wine or beer that matches well with dinner.
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Reply 23 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-06-11 12:37:03 AM)
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well it's like, i go to bars to hang out most nights, so drinking, yeah. or if I'm just hanging out like having dinner with friends / roommates, we'll get a bottle or two of wine, and then maybe another? It's not like I think "how am I gonna get drunk tonight?" it's just like, what I do when I hang out with my friends
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Reply 24 of 33 (Originally posted on: 04-06-11 03:50:28 AM)
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But isn't drinking too much less fun than drinking just enough to be drunk but without being hungover all the time and having to puke every other hour? Personally I don't enjoy the feeling of having drunk too much, and I hate my friends when they overdo it and start being assholes.
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