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Reply 4 of 21 (Originally posted on: 02-09-11 06:25:27 PM)
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I always use the handicap stall at work when there's not an inmate in there. I was taking a shit the other day and an inmate was in le stall delux, so I was forced to use a normal one, and the entire time I was shitting I could just hear him mumbling shit to no one. Highlights: "...nebraska....mop....cage"
Some fucked up shit.
Anyway, sometimes we stay in WWII barracks on training exercises and the stalls aren't really stalls. It's like there were a bunch of toilets just out in the open and they put up dividers that go from the wall to like, your thigh, just barely past the lip of the toilet. Then a few years later they hung up shower curtains that will drape your lap if you close them. So no one really does. I've played Scrabble, Tic-Tac-Toe and spades while taking a shit in those barracks. Oh, and there's another row of toilets on the opposite wall, facing you, so there's about a foot in between your knees and the knees of the guy across from you. It's kinda weird.
That reminds me. Our armory just got dividers for the toilets we have in there. Some Mexican restaurant closed down and sold them for cheap, so the new janitor went and picked them up and we can finally shit in peace. Before that though, I was sitting in there dropping a giant deuce, and they were bringing people in for urinalysis. Some new kid was pee shy and ended up sitting on the shitter next to me, straining to push out a little pee while pretending to poop while my buddy was watching him. It was pretty awkward until we started looking at the AAFES catalog and he saw like a tv or some shit he wanted and next thing we knew he had filled his cup and I didn't have a shitting buddy anymore
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