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(Originally posted on: 10-23-10 09:05:39 AM)
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New players are welcome to join at the beginning of every new round!

The Game of Things is a great game that I have a lot of fun playing with my friends from time to time. It shouldn't be too hard to set up a variation that we can play here on INTL.

Current Leader Board
1. Dimi - 11 points
2. Shady - 11 points
3. Ztolk - 4 points
4. Sunny - 3 points
5. Nickolati - 2 points
6. Amphy - 1 point

Rules & How to Play

http://www.thingsthegame.com/rules.html

The rules (which are very short, take a look) will have to be modified a bit for online play, of course. Here is my suggestion for how we play:

1. I am the Reader every round. I will post a topic ("Things you should never say to your wife..." or whatever).

2. Players will submit answers to me via PM. Each player sends only one answer.

3. Instead of guessing one at a time, all the answers will be put on display without the authors' names attached. I will post a list of players for each round (so that if say, ice, submitted one round, but not the next, his name would appear in the list of players above the answers for the first one, but not the second, so people would not be guessing players who have not submitted answers). This also means you only play when you can, and there's no real commitment from round to round, so you play when you want to, basically.

4. Players guess the author next to each answer all at one time (i.e. if there are five players in a round, you copy/paste the answers and put the player's name who you think wrote it next to it for all five quotes). This way there is also no elimination phase every round, which is usually the most drawn out and boring part of the game, really, so hooray, it's gone.

5. To prevent people from just lining up all the answers that aren't theirs, leaving a 50/50 shot at whether or not it is the reader, I will submit 3 answers instead of one. Guessing any of the Reader's answers will not result in any points.

6. Point scoring will be done as follows:
You score 1 point for every answer correctly matched to its author
You score 3 points if none of the players correctly match you to your answer

7. You have roughly 24 hours to submit your answers from when I post a topic. When I have received enough answers, I will post them, and you will have another 24 hours to make your guesses. After that, I will score each round and reveal who said what (which also means you can try to start impersonating other players).

8. The way I've written all this probably makes it seem much more complicated than it really is. That said, let's begin!


Round 1
Things you shouldn't do on a first date...
how is this for a quote
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Reply 1 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-23-10 10:37:32 PM)
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Cool. The broken picture telephone was pretty fun even though it attenuated after a few rounds. This should be fun.
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Reply 2 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-24-10 08:07:55 AM)
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I only have 3 entries so far, so I will wait a bit longer.

\/\/ You send me a PM with your answer to the question, which for the first round is "Things you shouldn't do on a first date..." That is all you need to understand right now.
how is this for a quote
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Reply 3 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-24-10 08:29:44 AM)
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i dont really understand
Hasty Penguin
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Reply 4 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-24-10 08:49:48 PM)
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All right, answers are in:

Things you shouldn't do on a first date:
1. Put your dick in the soup and shout "I'm drowning!" in a high-pitched voice.
2. Pre-teens.
3. Introduce them to your friend Hasty Penguin.
4. Watch The Passion of the Christ.
5. Lean in and whisper the Flintstone's theme as slowly and erotically as possible.
6. Say "I Love You."
7. Ask about her sister's sex life.
8. Go to a restaurant and laugh at everything the server says as though it were the funniest joke you've ever heard.

Remember that three of those answers are provided by me, and worth no points for guessing (edit: do not guess which ones are mine! I was not thinking when I wrote this earlier). Players are to match 4 of the above 8 answers to the following participants (so choose one for everyone but yourself):
Amphy, Ztolk, Nickolati, Dimi, Shady

Good luck!
how is this for a quote
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Reply 5 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-24-10 09:13:11 PM)
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How does one guess without making it obvious which one was his own?
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Reply 6 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-24-10 09:20:41 PM)
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There are 8 answers there and only 5 players. You pick four of them, resulting in there being 4 unknown, so even through process of elimination, there are still 4 remaining choices that the other players will have to decide from which one is yours.

If it's still a concern for you, put your guesses in spoiler tags and hope that other players don't look? Even so, they only have a 25% chance of getting it right.

edit: I re-read my previous post and hopefully made it clearer as to what to do.
how is this for a quote
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Reply 7 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-25-10 01:12:37 PM)
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1. Put your dick in the soup and shout "I'm drowning!" in a high-pitched voice.
2. Pre-teens.
3. Introduce them to your friend Hasty Penguin. Nick
4. Watch The Passion of the Christ.
5. Lean in and whisper the Flintstone's theme as slowly and erotically as possible. Dimi
6. Say "I Love You." Amph
7. Ask about her sister's sex life.
8. Go to a restaurant and laugh at everything the server says as though it were the funniest joke you've ever heard. Shady

0/4 probably
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-Amphy
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Reply 8 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-25-10 03:38:57 PM)
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1. Put your dick in the soup and shout "I'm drowning!" in a high-pitched voice.
2. Pre-teens. Amph
3. Introduce them to your friend Hasty Penguin. Shady
4. Watch The Passion of the Christ.
5. Lean in and whisper the Flintstone's theme as slowly and erotically as possible.
6. Say "I Love You." Nick
7. Ask about her sister's sex life. Ztolk
8. Go to a restaurant and laugh at everything the server says as though it were the funniest joke you've ever heard. 
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Reply 9 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-25-10 03:51:26 PM)
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Things you shouldn't do on a first date:
1. Put your dick in the soup and shout "I'm drowning!" in a high-pitched voice.
2. Pre-teens. Ztolk
3. Introduce them to your friend Hasty Penguin.
4. Watch The Passion of the Christ. Amph
5. Lean in and whisper the Flintstone's theme as slowly and erotically as possible. Dimi
6. Say "I Love You."
7. Ask about her sister's sex life. Black Nick
8. Go to a restaurant and laugh at everything the server says as though it were the funniest joke you've ever heard.

Hurry up Amph and Nick, stop waiting for everyone else to respond first.
Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.





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Reply 10 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-25-10 05:48:44 PM)
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1. Put your dick in the soup and shout "I'm drowning!" in a high-pitched voice.
2. Pre-teens. Ztolk
3. Introduce them to your friend Hasty Penguin.
4. Watch The Passion of the Christ.
5. Lean in and whisper the Flintstone's theme as slowly and erotically as possible. Nick
6. Say "I Love You." Shady
7. Ask about her sister's sex life. Dimi
8. Go to a restaurant and laugh at everything the server says as though it were the funniest joke you've ever heard.

I just got home form work Shady, don't hate me MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
Nickolati: i would have gone to the doctor, because I am pussy trapped in a lumberjack's body
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Reply 11 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-26-10 04:18:36 PM)
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1. Put your dick in the soup and shout "I'm drowning!" in a high-pitched voice. - Ztolk

2. Pre-teens.

3. Introduce them to your friend - Shady

4. Watch The Passion of the Christ. - Amphy

5. Lean in and whisper the Flintstone's theme as slowly and erotically as possible.

6. Say "I Love You."

7. Ask about her sister's sex life. - Dimi

8. Go to a restaurant and laugh at everything the server says as though it were the funniest joke you've ever heard. - Hasty Penguin
Nickguevera: You aren't friendzoned
animatedcardigan: I bought him a minipumpkin as a gift on Thursday.
animatedcardigan: He gave me a minigourd
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Reply 12 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-26-10 07:25:53 PM)
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Nick - #3's full quote is "Introduce them to your friend Hasty Penguin," not "Introduce them to your friend" with a guess of Hasty Penguin.
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Reply 13 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-26-10 07:36:39 PM)
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Whatever, at least he didn't think I said pre teens.
"you look bigger on facebook"
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Reply 14 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-26-10 07:43:44 PM)
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Round 1 Results!
Things you shouldn't do on a first date include:
1. Put your dick in the soup and shout "i'm drowning!" in a high-pitched voice. (Dimi)
2. Say "I Love You" (Nickolati/Breaux)
3. ...introduce them to your friend Hasty Penguin (Shady)
4. Ask about her sister's sex life. (Ztolk/Beta Wolf)
5. Watch The Passion of the Christ. (Amphy)

The remaining answers were submitted by yours truly, and despite most of you correctly guessing that at least two of them were mine, they are worth no points. I'll have to try much harder to deceive you in the future. Also, well done, Dimi, who nearly guessed all, and did not have his guessed for a total of 6 points. Also to Nickolati who did not fall for any of my bullshit but mixed two of you up.

Point Totals (also updated in the original post when I copy/paste this one):
Dimi - 6
Nickolati - 2
Shady - 1
Amph - 0
Ztolk - 0


Anyone can participate in Round 2, beginning now! Send me your answer in a PM to get in on Round 2.

Round 2 Q For You
Things that would make every morning better...
how is this for a quote
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Reply 15 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-26-10 07:50:12 PM)
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By the way guys I totally did that on a first date. It's not a good date movie.
Nickolati: i would have gone to the doctor, because I am pussy trapped in a lumberjack's body
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Reply 16 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-26-10 08:10:28 PM)
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I know you all too well..

And you don't know me at all *sigh*
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Reply 17 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-27-10 08:41:53 PM)
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Round 2 Continues...

Your players to select from this round:
Amphy, Dimi, Nickolati, Shady, Sunny, and Ztolk.

Match 5 of the 9 provided answers to them! Good luck! And here they are:

Things that would make every morning better include:
1. It not being morning.
2. Steak and a bj.
3. Blowjob.
4. Bed thermostats.
5. Waffles.
6. Funk band instead of an alarm clock.
7. Getting paid to sleep the night before.
8. Breakfast in bed.
9. Breakfast gyro.

Also, I've been "correcting" grammar/punctuation so that it's uniform. Is that fair?
how is this for a quote
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Reply 18 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-27-10 09:01:47 PM)
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1. It not being morning.
2. Steak and a bj. Nick
3. Blowjob.
4. Bed thermostats.
5. Waffles. Sunny
6. Funk band instead of an alarm clock. Shady
7. Getting paid to sleep the night before.
8. Breakfast in bed. Amph
9. Breakfast gyro. Ztolk
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Reply 19 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-27-10 09:20:42 PM)
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1. It not being morning. Shady
2. Steak and a bj. Nick.
3. Blowjob.
4. Bed thermostats.
5. Waffles. Sunny
6. Funk band instead of an alarm clock. Dimi
7. Getting paid to sleep the night before.
8. Breakfast in bed. Amph
9. Breakfast gyro.

0/5
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-Amphy
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Reply 20 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-28-10 09:35:17 AM)
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1. It not being morning. - Sunny
2. Steak and a bj. - Ztolk
3. Blowjob.
4. Bed thermostats. - Amphy
5. Waffles.
6. Funk band instead of an alarm clock.
7. Getting paid to sleep the night before. - Shady
8. Breakfast in bed.
9. Breakfast gyro. - Dimi
Nickguevera: You aren't friendzoned
animatedcardigan: I bought him a minipumpkin as a gift on Thursday.
animatedcardigan: He gave me a minigourd
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Reply 21 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-28-10 09:39:48 AM)
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Quoted from Ztolk:
2. Steak and a bj. Nick.



Quoted from Nick:
2. Steak and a bj. - Ztolk

"you look bigger on facebook"
-Amphy
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Reply 22 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-28-10 04:37:42 PM)
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1. It not being morning. (Amphy)
2. Steak and a bj.
3. Blowjob. (Ztolk)
4. Bed thermostats. (Dimi)
5. Waffles. (Nick)
6. Funk band instead of an alarm clock.
7. Getting paid to sleep the night before. (Sunny)
8. Breakfast in bed.
9. Breakfast gyro.

Hurry up Amph what are you doing?
Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.





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I don't really even like hearing about it or reading about it

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Reply 23 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-28-10 05:46:07 PM)
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1. It not being morning.
2. Steak and a bj.
3. Blowjob. Nick
4. Bed thermostats. Sunny
5. Waffles. Dimi
6. Funk band instead of an alarm clock. Shady
7. Getting paid to sleep the night before.
8. Breakfast in bed.
9. Breakfast gyro. Ztolk
Nickolati: i would have gone to the doctor, because I am pussy trapped in a lumberjack's body
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People are a danger to society.

there is a guy who gets it on with three girls at once and they all have amazing unibrows

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Reply 24 of 39 (Originally posted on: 10-28-10 07:22:08 PM)
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Just waiting for Sunny...
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