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(Originally posted on: 09-22-10 01:07:53 PM)
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This one's for the ladies

So I've been putting some thought into this because whenever I'm with Women, I'm happy. I realized that I'm enamored with femininity. I'm not talking about just romantically, I'm talking about all the time.

I LOVE WOMEN!
Soft voices? Love them.
Curvy hips? Love them.
Nice smell? Love it.

From Venus to the Madonna; from my mother to my wife to my daughter, I am captivated. I can talk to you for hours and be grinning like a fool the whole time. I can watch you jogging down the street and get a happy feeling. I can cry on your shoulder and I immediately feel better about whatever crappy thing I was crying about. It doesn't matter really as long as you're around!

I know this thread is creepy as hell but I don't really care. what

What do you like about the Women in your life?
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Reply 1 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-22-10 02:22:42 PM)
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I too am a fan.
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Reply 2 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-22-10 03:44:26 PM)
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Reply 3 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-22-10 03:50:52 PM)
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This thread is kinda creepy.

I promise I am not trying to be sexist when I say this, but I love what women do with a kitchen. In the hands of a bachelor, a kitchen becomes something dreadful. It is piled high with dishes that begin to smell after a few days, empty pizza boxes, crumbs, potentially bugs, and god knows what else. They turn the room in my house that I would just cover with a sheet and forget about into a forge of deliciousness. I attempt to make decent food that requires thought, but it never turns out well. I try to impress women by cooking, but I think in the end it just makes them feel sorry for me. Baking something - that will result in an even bigger disaster. Somehow a woman can turn a single egg and some mustard into a turkey dinner.

I love how women can calm me down. When I get riled up (rarely), it takes an act of congress to make the hairs on my neck lay flat again. My best friends cannot deter me when I decide its time to bring the hammer down on someone. Even in my most drunken stupor, some lip gloss and soft lips will make me completely forget why I was angry in the first place. Fuck, cake flavored lip gloss is insane.
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Reply 4 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-22-10 04:43:41 PM)
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Quoted from Alpha Wolf:
This thread is kinda creepy.

As a woman, I can confirm this is true.
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Reply 5 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-22-10 06:52:23 PM)
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I think you all might be reading it in the wrong tone or something. i'm a serial-killer :)
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Reply 6 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-22-10 07:10:34 PM)
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I think you all might be reading it in the wrong tone or something. i'm a serial-killer :)
Quoted from Jack London:
I know this thread is creepy as hell but I don't really care. what

just sayin'
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Reply 7 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-22-10 07:15:05 PM)
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Quoted from how he said it:
I know this thread is creepy as hell but I don't really care. what


Quoted from how you read it:
I know this thread is creepy as hell but I don't really care. Me Gusta
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Reply 8 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-23-10 01:42:22 AM)
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Is DrNick's last name Gein, by any chance?
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Reply 9 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-23-10 12:54:56 PM)
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Hey I'm not the one who has to notify the neighbors when I move in, okay?
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Reply 10 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-23-10 04:14:37 PM)
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User was warned for this post.
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Reply 11 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-23-10 04:20:56 PM)
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I mean, that is so creepy it deserves a warning.
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Reply 12 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-23-10 04:24:45 PM)
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Tell me all about how you love us women now, Nick.
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Reply 13 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-23-10 04:29:12 PM)
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Quoted from yotube.ca:
Tell me all about how you love us women now, Nick.


With all my heart.

I would definitely go out of my way for a woman before I would a guy.

I would stop and make sure a guy had a spare tire and tools. If he didn't have tools, I would let him use mine. I still wouldn't do any of the labor though.

I would just change a woman's tire without asking any questions.

Edit: I also know absolutely nothing about Justin Bieber. If there is irony in that post I have no idea what it is. I am so out of touch with pop culture it isn't even funny. Ha! I just think that is the creepiest gif I've ever seen. It's going to haunt my dreams.
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Reply 14 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-23-10 04:38:12 PM)
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You see I'd feel like doing that but then I'd resist because I'd be wary of getting played.
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Reply 15 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-23-10 04:57:20 PM)
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Quoted from Alpha Wolf:
Edit: I also know absolutely nothing about Justin Bieber. If there is irony in that post I have no idea what it is. I am so out of touch with pop culture it isn't even funny. Ha! I just think that is the creepiest gif I've ever seen. It's going to haunt my dreams.

That gif is made from a skit where Tina Fey, playing his high school teacher, daydreamed about dating him. He kind of rocked it.
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You see I'd feel like doing that but then I'd resist because I'd be wary of getting played.

How would you get played by changing a tire?
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Reply 16 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-23-10 05:07:11 PM)
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You see I'd feel like doing that but then I'd resist because I'd be wary of getting played.


If the fear of being taken advantage of stops you from doing nice things, that is pretty sad. Have you never been grateful for a stranger that helped you out in a tough spot, or been on the receiving end of a random act of kindness?

It's all about karma. Even if you get ripped off, you know that your intentions were good. It will still make you feel good about yourself.
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Reply 17 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-23-10 05:12:45 PM)
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How would you get played by changing a tire?

Tire iron to the back of the head and steal your car
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Reply 18 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-23-10 05:16:11 PM)
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How would you get played by changing a tire?

Tire iron to the back of the head and steal your car


If you live your life in complete fear of 1% scenarios you are retarded. 99% of the time someone is going to simply say "Thanks man, nowadays most people won't give each other a hand."

Maybe it is because I grew up in the south?
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Reply 19 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-23-10 05:19:50 PM)
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It's more like, I'd do it because I was a nice guy, but people would assume I'm doing it for sex, and then laugh internally at me when I don't get sex even though I wasn't doing it for sex.

Plus it's not like I never do nice things.
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Reply 20 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-23-10 05:31:20 PM)
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Quoted from Alpha Wolf:
Quoted from Dimi:
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How would you get played by changing a tire?

Tire iron to the back of the head and steal your car


If you live your life in complete fear of 1% scenarios you are retarded. 99% of the time someone is going to simply say "Thanks man, nowadays most people won't give each other a hand."

Maybe it is because I grew up in the south?


I was kidding. Also, I know it was arbitrary but 1/100 aren't great odds.

I still wont stop to help you, but thats mostly because (a. I don't really know what i'm doing and (b. don't feel like it
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Reply 21 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-23-10 05:36:20 PM)
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I still wont stop to help you, but thats mostly because (a. I don't really know what i'm doing and (b. don't feel like it

and (c. because you're from Philly
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Reply 22 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-23-10 05:38:48 PM)
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Quoted from Dimi:
Quoted from Alpha Wolf:
Quoted from Dimi:
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How would you get played by changing a tire?

Tire iron to the back of the head and steal your car


If you live your life in complete fear of 1% scenarios you are retarded. 99% of the time someone is going to simply say "Thanks man, nowadays most people won't give each other a hand."

Maybe it is because I grew up in the south?


I was kidding. Also, I know it was arbitrary but 1/100 aren't great odds.

I still wont stop to help you, but thats mostly because (a. I don't really know what i'm doing and (b. don't feel like it


Meh... they are good odds when you consider that you will probably have the chance to help someone with a flat a handful of times in your life. If it is something that you did on a daily basis, you would be asking for a rape/beating/carjack.

Time of day is also an important factor.
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Reply 23 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-23-10 05:50:09 PM)
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Seriously? I live in Southern California, the most "mind your own business" region I've ever been to and I would still stop to help a girl change a tire.
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Reply 24 of 58 (Originally posted on: 09-23-10 06:04:33 PM)
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I've helped girls with flats or stuck in snow a couple times out of kindness but still felt played after it didn't result in sex. Me Gusta
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