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i didn't have the strength to get it all the way off

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(Originally posted on: 07-09-10 07:52:03 PM)
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So I agreed to drive tonight. After picking up everyone and getting us all to the bar, I suddenly had to go really, really bad. I hate going in public bathrooms in general, and i've yet to be desperate enough to go in a bar.. So I drove home to poop.

I'm not really bitching about anything, I just needed something to do while I was here.

edit: I haven't been drinking at all, don't get worried.
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Reply 1 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-09-10 07:52:56 PM)
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I hear ya. I would not want to s hit in a bar bathroom. There is urine everywhere and the doors don't work. You should give your cell number to Zippo so she can text you while you poop.
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Reply 2 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-09-10 07:55:17 PM)
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She always would get upset in the chat when I would inform everyone that I was pooping.
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Reply 3 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-09-10 08:07:48 PM)
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Ok guess i'm done here now.. Haven't decided if i'm going to make up a lie about where i've been or not.
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Reply 4 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-09-10 08:16:31 PM)
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Say it sarcastically so people think you're covering up a booty call.
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Reply 5 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-10-10 12:03:06 AM)
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I just played the pokerface card and everyone assumed I did something wild and exciting. Everything went better than expected!
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Reply 6 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-10-10 03:26:20 AM)
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that's weird. you're just shitting, why do you have to leave it in a nice place
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Reply 7 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-10-10 07:27:36 AM)
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Quoted from Ztolk:
Say it sarcastically so people think you're covering up a booty call.


I'm trying a number of different ways to say "I went home to take a poop" sarcastically. So far none of them are suggesting "booty call" to me.
how is this for a quote
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Reply 8 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-10-10 08:39:35 AM)
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Quoted from Dimi:
I just played the pokerface card and everyone assumed I did something wild and exciting. Everything went better than expected!


Shut the fuck up and take your memes with you.
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Reply 9 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-10-10 10:05:50 AM)
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Quoted from Ztolk:
Quoted from Dimi:
I just played the pokerface card and everyone assumed I did something wild and exciting. Everything went better than expected!


Shut the fuck up and take your memes with you.

Sorry, this is how I think now.
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Reply 10 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-10-10 10:43:07 AM)
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Wow, I was expecting you just to reply with Problem?
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Reply 11 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-10-10 11:14:22 AM)
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She always would get upset in the chat when I would inform everyone that I was pooping.

That is because you take your computer to the bathroom with you! That is toooo long to poop.
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Reply 12 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-10-10 06:46:31 PM)
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I am the same, and refuse to poo in a public space. Although at uni I will go down to the basement toilets and use the disabled one if i need to go super bad.
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Reply 13 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-10-10 11:42:06 PM)
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I always use the second floor at school/work cause i know no one goes there +++ the TP dispenser is broken and it's so much easier to get TP than the normal ones. Sounds contradictory but trust me.
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Reply 14 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-11-10 11:31:51 AM)
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The key is to never stop flushing.
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Reply 15 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-12-10 03:36:06 AM)
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You Guys Are Freaks
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Reply 16 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-18-10 03:50:30 AM)
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Last night I ate really spicy food and today my bottom burned when i did a poop.
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Reply 17 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-19-10 07:14:57 AM)
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Quoted from Zippo <3:
Quoted from Dimi:
She always would get upset in the chat when I would inform everyone that I was pooping.

That is because you take your computer to the bathroom with you! That is toooo long to poop.


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Reply 18 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-19-10 09:32:56 AM)
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please. stop
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Reply 19 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-19-10 09:33:09 AM)
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do frogs even poop
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Reply 20 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-19-10 09:33:25 AM)
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one time i saw an iguana poop. man it was disgusting. i almost puked
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Reply 21 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-19-10 09:40:16 AM)
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Once I thought a frog pooped in my hand but it was actually laying eggs.
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Reply 22 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-19-10 05:24:11 PM)
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Did you fertilize them
It's all about the pepsin and cocaine.
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Reply 23 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-19-10 05:28:38 PM)
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LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!
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Reply 24 of 51 (Originally posted on: 07-20-10 06:29:24 AM)
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i'm constipated something fierce and it hurts
I don't have a drinking problem.
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