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(Originally posted on: 06-20-10 06:48:56 AM)
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Yesteday, Hasty Penguin, tartarus and I were all supposed to meet and go to a baseball game. In fact, there is a thread in RS in which t confirms this. Hasty and I met at around 12 downtown and waited for t to show up. By 12:30, we got hungry and went inside and had lunch, hoping he'd show up. By like 1:15 we had finished and still no t. Instead of baseball we went and watched a soccer game at a nearby bar. I called t and texted him but no response from either. Instead I texted amph and zippo and told Hasty about how they both liked to text me while I was pooping (the secret's out, ladies). Then after the soccer game we went up town and played soccer with my friends. Hasty is pretty good at soccer and on the same level of nerdiness and also the same height as the really tall guy so he could take header shots. After that we had vietnamese food then went to my other less nerdy friends' house and drank there then went downtown then drank some more then hasty left. Then my friends made me take 8 shots so I got drunk, went home, and threw up. Then today I missed a bike ride with my dad MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

Anyway, fuck you t.
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Reply 1 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-20-10 07:19:01 AM)
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wow, burned
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Reply 2 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-20-10 07:22:11 AM)
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Also I had to explain to my friends how Hasty and I met on an age of empires 2 forum and why it's called fuck dinosaurs.
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Reply 3 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-20-10 07:24:49 AM)
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Quoted from Ztolk:
Also I had to explain to my friends how Hasty and I met on an age of empires 2 forum and why it's called fuck dinosaurs.

When people ask I just say "The internet". If they insist, I'll keep it as vague as possible. "A message board". At that point most people understand they *don't* want to know.

Also, dick move, Tartarus.
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Reply 4 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-20-10 08:28:11 AM)
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what if tartarus died


what if
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Reply 5 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-20-10 09:07:35 AM)
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Quoted from Sandamnit:
what if tartarus died


what if
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Reply 6 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-20-10 09:12:30 AM)
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LOLOLOLOLLOLOL!!!!~21~`
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Reply 7 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-20-10 10:04:31 AM)
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i miss tartarus
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Reply 8 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-20-10 10:04:45 AM)
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do you guys think he got run over again
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Reply 9 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-20-10 12:52:53 PM)
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no one calls me MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS
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Reply 10 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-20-10 01:53:53 PM)
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Quoted from ba:
no one calls me MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS


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Reply 11 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-20-10 05:36:55 PM)
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RIP Tartarus. He was one chill scientist
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Reply 12 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-20-10 06:33:45 PM)
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We're going to look like assholes if it turns out he actually died.
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Reply 13 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-20-10 06:49:16 PM)
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Quoted from Ztolk:
We're going to look like assholes if it turns out he actually died.

"From a certain point of view..."
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I don't really even like hearing about it or reading about it

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Reply 14 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-20-10 07:46:23 PM)
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Quote:
Instead I texted amph and zippo and told Hasty about how they both liked to text me while I was pooping (the secret's out, ladies).

I actually stopped texting you while you were pooping and instead I text you while you are peeing. It's more often.
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Reply 15 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-20-10 10:08:09 PM)
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I used to call Zippo every time I had explosive diarrhea, and just stuck the phone down between my legs.
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i didn't have the strength to get it all the way off

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Reply 16 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-20-10 10:16:00 PM)
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I'm tempted to -k you for that post
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Reply 17 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-20-10 10:22:36 PM)
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Has this thread been "Ok what the fuck the fuck tartarus" the whole time, or did somebody add another the fuck? If it's the former, how did I not realize that until now?
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Reply 18 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-20-10 10:25:09 PM)
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I didn't notice either
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Reply 19 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-21-10 01:49:47 AM)
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So is Tartarus dead? Should we start auctioning off his stuff?
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Reply 20 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-21-10 06:31:37 AM)
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t is dead.

long live t.
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Reply 21 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-21-10 06:32:10 AM)
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Sorry, that was in poor taste.

I'll be sure to call Richard next time I have terrible ass-trumpeting happening.

(Maybe today, thank you Jack Daniel's!)
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Reply 22 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-21-10 10:02:00 AM)
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Quoted from Sandamnit:
what if tartarus died


what if


He should have called or texted first. His loss either way.

I had a bunch of fun, even though I was pretty quiet for the first little while. Probably the funniest awkward part was when Ztolk explained to one of his friends about there being a picture of a dude fucking a dinosaur. Ztolk is a cool dude, and his friends are fun, too.
how is this for a quote
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Reply 23 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-21-10 10:06:16 AM)
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"So explain one more time how you got from Age of Empires to fucking dinosaurs?"
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Reply 24 of 50 (Originally posted on: 06-21-10 10:38:28 AM)
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If I ever have to explain to any of my friends how I met one of you, I'm just going to tell them we met at the methadone clinic, because it's easier than explaining what actually happened.
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