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Ztolk
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definitely threw the blue lego

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(Originally posted on: 05-04-10 11:00:17 AM)
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Not only was it embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps.
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Reply 1 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-04-10 11:44:30 AM)
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i didn't have the strength to get it all the way off

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Reply 2 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-04-10 11:51:51 AM)
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I just used this joke, less than a minute ago.

Get out of my head.

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Reply 3 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-04-10 12:02:35 PM)
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See because "sent" is an ambiguous verb.
It is company policy not to release this information.
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and i said, a\re you a gay ass fucker who can't take a baseball up the ass you faggot???? and he said yes........

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Reply 4 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-04-10 12:04:42 PM)
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way to ruin it, doc :p
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Reply 5 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-04-10 12:09:21 PM)
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I don't think that's the basis of the joke at all.
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Reply 6 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-04-10 03:51:43 PM)
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I believe the ambiguity lies in address book.
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Reply 7 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-04-10 04:26:55 PM)
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I thought we were poking fun at rising stamp prices?

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Reply 8 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-04-10 04:55:37 PM)
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I wasn't sure if this was real or not so I told my roommates that I accidentally subscribed to a "pics of dicks" magazine.

Then I read the thread. Postage does cost a lot.
how is this for a quote
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Reply 9 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-04-10 05:26:50 PM)
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Quoted from Hasty Penguin:
I wasn't sure if this was real or not so I told my roommates that I accidentally subscribed to a "pics of dicks" magazine.

Then I read the thread. Postage does cost a lot.


Just like the seven other dick magazines you accidentally subscribed too.
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Reply 10 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-04-10 07:47:08 PM)
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So the lesbians next door just bought me a rolex.

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Reply 11 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-04-10 07:47:35 PM)
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I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch...

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definitely threw the blue lego

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Reply 12 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-04-10 07:56:55 PM)
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I haven't slept for three weeks, because that would be too long.
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Reply 13 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-05-10 01:45:33 AM)
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My sister went out with a black guy recently, and apparently everything they say about them is true.




He stabbed her and stole her purse.
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Reply 14 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-05-10 03:04:55 AM)
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i have to send pics of my dick book rate cuz they make the envelope so heavy
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Reply 15 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-05-10 07:24:07 AM)
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how many photos of a penis does anyone actually need

why did the sinus infected baker go to the doctor?

because he 'kneaded to dough' how to get better!
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Reply 16 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-05-10 07:51:46 AM)
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Quote:
how many photos of a penis does anyone actually need


Have you not every decorated a wall with them?
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Reply 17 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-05-10 10:36:47 AM)
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A Dick
It is company policy not to release this information.
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Reply 18 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-05-10 03:12:44 PM)
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used this joke irl today


also said that i had to send it priority shipping because this dick is important
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Reply 19 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-05-10 05:09:03 PM)
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A little boy was playing in a playground with his mother, when a firetruck drove boy. The little boy said to his mother, "Mommy, I wanna be a fireman when I grow up!" The little boy's mother responded, "Jimmy, you're not going to grow up. You have AIDS."
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Reply 20 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-05-10 05:35:31 PM)
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That's just a downer.
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Reply 21 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-05-10 07:34:39 PM)
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I liked when the firetruck drove boy because it was a real role-reversal that I was not expecting.
how is this for a quote
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Reply 22 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-05-10 07:47:44 PM)
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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they see some kids playing. The priest says "Wanna go screw those kids?" and the rabbi says "Screw them out of what?"
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Reply 23 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-05-10 10:20:43 PM)
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Why don't you tell a funnier one?
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Reply 24 of 34 (Originally posted on: 05-06-10 01:07:51 AM)
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awww jimmy feels marginalized!!
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