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(Originally posted on: 11-23-02 01:00:18 PM)
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Believe it or not, I'm here and I have some extra time to sit and bullshit with you all. I was fortunate enough to earn a three-hour pass to the local BCT recreation center where they have one of those gay ass "Internet Cafe's". Well, not really "gay ass," but retarded nonetheless. Anyway, here I am, and for a very limited time only, I will answer some or all of your questions. I only have about an hour and then I'm getting off the computer and going to call my mother, so make this quick and please don't waste my motherfucking time, assholes. After all, I am paying 10-cents per minute to use this bitch.

-Sandamnit


P.S. Goddamn, it feels weird to be in front of a computer right now.
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Reply 1 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 01:04:23 PM)
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It appears as though no one is online, you fuckers.
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Reply 2 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 01:13:47 PM)
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Hey Sandamnit.i'm a serial-killer :) How's life been these past few months?


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Reply 3 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 01:15:33 PM)
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SANDAMNIT! big grin

*generic praise*

Welcome back Jeff, there has been much you have missed.
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Air Bud
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Reply 4 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 01:17:54 PM)
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Quoted from Sunshine:
Hey Sandamnit.i'm a serial-killer :) How's life been these past few months?
Pretty boring actually. I mean, Basic is tough and all, but for the most part, we do maybe 3 hours of hard work a day and for the remainder of the time, we're sitting around waiting in line, getting "smoked", or cleaning the barracks. Fortunately though, I only have two more weeks left of Basic, then two more weeks of AIT, then it's Christmas Exodus time, which will include me coming home on December 19th through January 2nd, so you all can count on me being online regularly between those two times.

As for me though, I've gained about 15 pounds, I've increased my max push-ups to about 60, max sit-ups to about 75, and can run two-miles in about 14 minutes, so yeah, I've improved physically a hell of a lot, despite the boring moments.
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Reply 5 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 01:29:36 PM)
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welcome to hell, bitch.
there's no revolution anymore.
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Reply 6 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 01:34:38 PM)
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welcome to hell, bitch.
...yeah...
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Reply 7 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 02:13:06 PM)
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Holy shit!

What are you planing on doing after you get out of Basic and ATI (whatever that is)?

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Reply 8 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 02:13:47 PM)
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ARE YOU DEADED NOW?! COME BACK TO WHEEZY!!!!!!!

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Reply 9 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 02:23:27 PM)
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As for me though, I've gained about 15 pounds, I've increased my max push-ups to about 60, max sit-ups to about 75, and can run two-miles in about 14 minutes, so yeah, I've improved physically a hell of a lot, despite the boring moments.

nice. Do you have the killers instinct yet?
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making jabs at each other is what the internet is for you fucking idiots. oh, and for stealing things.

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Reply 10 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 02:32:13 PM)
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You should join the Airborne.
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Reply 11 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 02:34:53 PM)
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As for me though, I've gained about 15 pounds, I've increased my max push-ups to about 60, max sit-ups to about 75, and can run two-miles in about 14 minutes, so yeah, I've improved physically a hell of a lot, despite the boring moments.


Hey, that's pretty good. I tried the APFT in September, and I think I did something like 33 push-ups, 52 sit-ups, but I was slow as hell on the run. (lazy ass) I would have kept going to PT in the mornings but it was at 0545 and that's too damn early for me.

When are you coming back, private? LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!
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Reply 12 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 04:01:17 PM)
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Good to see around.

Have you mentioned INTL to any of your comrades? LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!
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making jabs at each other is what the internet is for you fucking idiots. oh, and for stealing things.

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Reply 13 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 04:03:28 PM)
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You should. Or atleast scrawl it on the walls of the bathroom stalls.
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Reply 14 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 05:21:58 PM)
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Holy Shit, It's You!
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Reply 15 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 05:32:18 PM)
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You should. Or atleast scrawl it on the walls of the bathroom stalls.


Yeah I can see it now:

"Looking For a good time,
Go to my website at www.interestingnonetheless.com,
.... Don't forget to ask for Zuri and Danielle."


:p



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Reply 16 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 05:48:24 PM)
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I've gained about 15 pounds, I've increased my max push-ups to about 60, max sit-ups to about 75, and can run two-miles in about 14 minutes

you're such a MAN
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Reply 17 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 06:17:31 PM)
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I expected at least twelve dead Iraqi's and twenty dead civilians by now, I feel let down.
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Reply 18 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 06:20:27 PM)
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Sunshine - I don't think a hyperlink would work on a tile wall.

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Where has the sunshine gone? Where do our two hearts blend?
Where has love gone and hidden? Where must I go to find?
The more I shun romance, the more love is defined.
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Reply 19 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 06:56:17 PM)
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me coming home on December 19th through January 2nd, so you all can count on me being online regularly between those two times.

Hooray!

It's like Christmas!! Or.. maybe Easter, more like. Certainly not Passover.

Yay!
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making jabs at each other is what the internet is for you fucking idiots. oh, and for stealing things.

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Reply 20 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 07:01:52 PM)
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I'd compare it to Hannukah. Except it would be 14 days of gift giving.
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Reply 21 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 07:45:43 PM)
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and i missed it?!
Lately I've been feeling dead inside, Like my guts have dried up and died
But every night I water them back to life
When I fall down I'll fall apart, Trade in my bike for a shopping cart
and beg change from a world that needs some
But I'm so inebriated that I cannot see, Between the moon and you, lunacy is setting in
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I SHOULD READ THE HALL OF REJECTS MORE OFTEN!

making jabs at each other is what the internet is for you fucking idiots. oh, and for stealing things.

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Reply 22 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 07:46:24 PM)
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So it seems.
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Reply 23 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 07:57:05 PM)
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OH GOD JEFF QUICK I NEED YOU TO FIX THIS FOR ME!!

Wait..oh shit, he's left already.

Nevermind people, there is NOTHING wrong with the foruLOL IM SUCH A FAG!!21[SYNTAX ERROR]
I want to tell you a little about myself, so you'll know where I'm coming from. First off, I am 35 years old.. I am thrice divorced.. and I live in a van down by the river!
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Reply 24 of 74 (Originally posted on: 11-23-02 08:15:13 PM)
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Quoted from Flaming Arrow:
OH GOD JEFF QUICK I NEED YOU TO FIX THIS FOR ME!!

Wait..oh shit, he's left already.

Nevermind people, there is NOTHING wrong with the foruLOL IM SUCH A FAG!!21[SYNTAX ERROR]

That made me laugh. good work.

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