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(Originally posted on: 03-19-10 06:04:34 PM)
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First make the following assumptions:

1. The hooker is disease free.

2. The hooker is not an undercover cop.

3. The hooker is a strong 8.

4. You are out drinking, and nothing has gone as planned. It's a rough night, and you walking back to your car. You see the hooker standing there and she propositions you.

5. Cost doesn't matter. You have the money.


Well? Would you?
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Reply 1 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-19-10 06:16:26 PM)
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First let me start telling you how fucking awful that use of the word "sleep" is. I will assume, for sleep you mean intercourse or penetration.
No. I rather get turned on by the whole seduction process than the fuck itself.
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and I let her in.
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Reply 2 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-19-10 06:57:50 PM)
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No for me too, though I guess in my case it'd be a male hooker or something.
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Reply 3 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-19-10 07:01:00 PM)
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If I was fighting overseas in a war that kept me pretty occupied with little time to fraternize with the locals, sure.
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Reply 4 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-19-10 07:01:11 PM)
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Not. Though I have an extremely active sex drive, i'm also extremely conscious of how I use it.

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Reply 5 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-19-10 07:04:03 PM)
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Like you only use it for good?
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Reply 6 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-19-10 07:05:35 PM)
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I was thinking "this is kind of an awkward thing to say, hopefully big bro wont read it." Then I saw your post got submitted like 2 seconds before mine.

Oh well.

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Reply 7 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-19-10 07:12:24 PM)
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Not at all. Paying for sex is cheap.

Plus, like Trof, I enjoy the thrill of the chase.
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Reply 8 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-19-10 07:39:58 PM)
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Yes. But first I would have to muster up the balls to do it.
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Reply 9 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-19-10 08:10:12 PM)
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I see no reason why I wouldn't. Sex is sex.
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Reply 10 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-19-10 08:27:58 PM)
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Spent a year in Korea, had plenty of opportunities to do just this, never did. Although 1 and 3 may have been questionable.
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Reply 11 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-19-10 09:25:37 PM)
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Quote:
you see the hooker standing there and she propositions you.


probably not. i hear if you're gonna pay for it, you might as well pay alot.


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Reply 12 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-19-10 10:00:53 PM)
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Yes, if I was single at the time.
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Reply 13 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-19-10 10:18:06 PM)
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I'm happily married so no.
It is company policy not to release this information.
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Reply 14 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-19-10 10:24:23 PM)
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nah i get free pussy
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Reply 15 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-19-10 11:01:28 PM)
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no such thing as free pussy
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Reply 16 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-20-10 03:23:38 AM)
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yeah I'm not that desperate
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Reply 17 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-20-10 03:30:06 AM)
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I'd have to be quite drunk.
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Reply 18 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-20-10 07:44:49 AM)
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Quoted from Little Michelle:
I'd have to be quite drunk.


Same for me. I'll try just about anything once.
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Reply 19 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-20-10 08:08:05 PM)
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Sober and taken Muzta isn't confident he can give an accurate answer for single and drunk Muzta
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Reply 20 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-20-10 08:09:05 PM)
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Quoted from Cody Lambert:
yeah I'm not that desperate


No such thing as desperate in this scenario. "Cost doesn't matter." I, myself, would be very interested in having sex with someone who has positively no emotional attachment and who I will most likely never see again.
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Reply 21 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-21-10 12:50:38 PM)
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Definitely not.
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Reply 22 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-21-10 04:54:24 PM)
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Quoted from Stavros Katsopolis:
Quoted from Cody Lambert:
yeah I'm not that desperate


No such thing as desperate in this scenario. "Cost doesn't matter." I, myself, would be very interested in having sex with someone who has positively no emotional attachment and who I will most likely never see again.
Uh yeah, you think "am I desperate enough to sleep with a prostitute" and the answer is no, every time. I just don't want sex enough to do that. The emotional attachment thing doesn't even come into play, there's always someone you can sleep with without emotional attachment.
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Reply 23 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-21-10 08:22:34 PM)
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If she is disease-free and not too expensive, I would do it about four times a day.
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Reply 24 of 33 (Originally posted on: 03-23-10 04:37:07 AM)
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A man named Wilson once taught me, if you're going to fuck a whore, you've got to fuck her in the ass. Only way to feel like you've gotten your moneys' worth.

I'm still married, so no. If I was single and drinking like I was 4-6 years ago, I'd probably just wake up with a rubber on my junk and wonder why my wallet is empty.
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