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neon

is going to post her bus stop here tomorrow, and we will love it.

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Right, so, I live by myself and most of the time it is pretty good okay but at night it makes me totally mental. Alright, so, late at night, when I’m alone, I start to great freaked the hell out about stuff that is clearly not there or definitely is but hasn’t got me yet. This includes Murder’s, rapists, the builders next door who I’m a bitch to deciding to seek revenge, ghosts, men walking on my roof but possibly also just possums running along the roof, my neighbour who is heaps nice but is probably a peeping tom because of some fucked up storey my mum told me when I was ten which now makes me think all neighbours are peeping toms and yeah I think that’s it. Oh and let me just be clear the murder’s look exactly like the guys out of gears of war 2. But not Carmine or whoever that weak ass rook was. Serious, who the hell lets that little piss weak guy into delta? And why’s he always wearing a helmet? So he can make ONE comment about the fact he’s wearing it when they’re in a dusty tunnel? Yeah well done fucktard. Anyway. So really late at night the door outside is always banging in the wind and animals or my cat or whatever (murderer’s) are in my garden making noises. And once I finally lock myself totally in my room for the night, and the dead lock finally gets through to me that only the gears of war murderers will be able to bust down the door I start to worry a bit less. Oh but wait, FUCKING GHOSTS. Okay. So. I’ve never seen a ghost. And I’m at heart an atheist, or at the least an agnostic (ticket out of hell!) so it doesn’t even make any sense that I would be scared. And what is the worst they can do? Be all transparent and say stuff. But yeah, I sometimes will just freak he hell out of myself that there are ghosts in my granny flat. This is because of bullshit local news shows I used to watch when I was little and they always did specials on ghosts and it is their fault that I will NEVER watch paranormal activity. So let me break it down for you.

Green = rapist hide out camo cover

Blue circles = ghosts hanging out waiting to scare me

Pink man = the person who walks all over my roof although possibly just possums

Purple = builders from next door coming to beat me up for always giving them bitchy looks

Yellow = fat murderer who probably looks like gacey just to top it off.

Red = perfectly nice neighbour who is a peeping tom

This is stressful. You know what? Fuck you all of my child hood experiences for creating all of these irrational fears of nothing when I’m by myself!!!

Oh? What’s that intl?

“Oh Neon, we know the answer! Move in with some friends, that will solve your woes!”

Oh, gee, thanks intl, I never thought of that ever. No really. Best newest idea ever. OH wait! I’m going to England in 5 months, and I’m on a direct bus line to the city and 2 minutes walking distance from my shitty job and boyfriends house. Yeah moving out isn’t really going to work. So until then I’m just going to have to deal with it all!!! But when I move to England for 6 months I’ll live with other students then when I come back live with either my boyfriend or friend so I won’t have to live by myself ever again mm i wanna suck ur cock lol

Ps. The brown is my stupid ass car in the garage doing nothing but laying around and being shit.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to sleep and by that I mean lay in bed and listen to the pink guy walk all over my roof. What a dick.

neon

is going to post her bus stop here tomorrow, and we will love it.

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Also ztolk my internet is being pretty damn slow so thanks for making the nickolati thread load even slower with a bunch of random posts about porn. and who the hell gets drunk and comes onto intl? why arn't you out doing fun things or making some damn cakes like you said you would. ALSO the question of "when were you born". hey, how about we all put in a little more effort then googling our age. i have got fucking NELSON MANDELA BEING RELEASED. I even found an exact scene from extras on youtube, waited for my internet to spend ten years loading the scene then took a screen caps. and you posting porn photos shits all over my effort. that extras scene is awesome. it is beyond awesome. i love extras. and you know what else i love? the american version of the office. i'm so fucking sick of hearing pretentious idiots who have watched what ONE episode of the american office and instantly start saying how shit it is. to start with you probably don't even like the English office that much, and just think you love it because people who actually get english humour have liked it. Kind of like Napoleon Dynamite, except it was never particuarly funny to begin with. I know plenty of socially stunted teenage boys, i don't need to pay $12 to go see another one. And second fuck you american office haters, because I love american office Jim, and it takes more then ONE episode to actually appreciate that it's not meant to be exactly the same. besides English Pam is weird looking.

This reply was last edited on 02-07-10 06:20:39 AM by neon.

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Ain't no rant like a Neon rant.

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Amphytrite
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I don't really even like hearing about it or reading about it

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My parents are named Jim and Pam i'm a serial-killer :)

Spiff: amphytrite, the anti-tart

Purple: Amphy, scratch my neckfat

Nickolati: when i was 17, fruit loops gave me a boner

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Play Mass Effect 2.

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ill sleep with you

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(did not read thread)

Ztolk
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definitely threw the blue lego

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Wow that was amazing. In my defense, it was three AM and I had just gotten home and saw a thread with an NWS invitation so I just googled the answers but added "nude" to all of them to see what would happen.

"I used the internet to get laid once. That is not a shining moment of pride for me. The worst thing? She evidently gave me chlamydia, which I evidently got cleared up."
-Wandering Idiot

neon

is going to post her bus stop here tomorrow, and we will love it.

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hah last night while i was writing it in my head i was thinking 'I BET if nickolati didn't write potentially not nws this would never have happened!" nickolati this is clearly now your fault due to ztolk/neon consensus.

it's the morning everyone i survived another night just so you know.

ps. Amphy: :-O!

This reply was last edited on 02-07-10 12:50:08 PM by neon.

neon

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double post.

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living alone kinda sucks I like having roommates

most everyone else at INTL still lives with their parents right?

Ztolk
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Rawr.

definitely threw the blue lego

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neon did you call me dani and then edit it out to say ztolk?

"I used the internet to get laid once. That is not a shining moment of pride for me. The worst thing? She evidently gave me chlamydia, which I evidently got cleared up."
-Wandering Idiot

Albannach
Bon is persistently retarded.

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Neon, could you do me a favor, and you know, use your "Enter" or "Return" key every few sentences. It's the big one that usually comes after the ' button, and it has an arrow and a line pointing to the left.

It sometimes looks like this:

Or this:

I see a wall of text like that, and my brain bluescreens.

I want to read your post, I really do, but I just can't. Please give me Paragraphs.

neon

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I did ztolk! because i wrote the wrong thing. you've been picking at my mistakes lately. quit it MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

Hey Alb, you condescending prick, you haven't been here very long. So 1, shut up and go back to your thread of "INTL I HAVE TWO GIRLFRIENDS!!! *PAY ME ATTENTION COZ I'M A PIMP*. Which by the way is going to end up a pile of shit. Also bullshit they are both hot, what a lie. I'm now assuming you're all ugly(most likely) or mediocre looking. You guys don't even live in Barcelona. Also what the hell with the sesame street crap of "if she was attracted to someone else then she is welcome to go" why would you get married. idiot. Secondly my rants are illogical and exactly that, rants. Not distinct ideas that are each clearly marked, paragraphs wouldn't even work. if i put one in every time i changed the subject then it'd be a paragraph every two lines. And lastly good, don't read it, because you're not funny or interesting and the reply you give will be shit. In my eyes the only thing you have going for you is the fact you haven't posted a thread about crocs or got drunk and posted porn.

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Albannach is a good addition to INTL in my opinion.

I like reading Neon's rants. I get a mental image of this...

The punctuation and line spacing somewhat sets the mood of the rant - which is effective in this situation considering that this is a playful rant.

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Ztolk
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definitely threw the blue lego

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... or got drunk and posted porn.

shut up!

"I used the internet to get laid once. That is not a shining moment of pride for me. The worst thing? She evidently gave me chlamydia, which I evidently got cleared up."
-Wandering Idiot

Albannach
Bon is persistently retarded.

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I have no idea what you just said, so I just assumed you agreed with me and gave you +K.

Friends now?

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i'm nick and i'm too stupid to read so i make unnecessary posts

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neon is my new favorite poster here.

It is company policy not to release this information.

neon

is going to post her bus stop here tomorrow, and we will love it.

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Quoted from Albannach:

I have no idea what you just said, so I just assumed you agreed with me and gave you +K.

Friends now?

lol no.

this is important so i will space it out just for you, Alb. LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!

Quoted from neon:

good,

don't

read

it,

because

you're

not

funny

or

interesting

and

the

reply

you

give

will

be

shit.

now, i'm going to assume you have read it, understand you did just as i predicted, and accept that you deserve -K. LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!

*

*(added winks to give the illusion i am just joking around)

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Albannach
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Quoted from neon:

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Didn't catch that either, bluescreen of a different variety.

Oh fuck, now that I've shown you a new button you're getting overexcited. Just press enter after every sentence, kid, not every word.

You know what, don't worry your pretty little head about being comprehensible, I'll just smile and nod like I do with blondes at parties. i'm a serial-killer :)

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i was going to tell you to stop doing the wall of text gimmick, but then i realized i don't care.

move along.

nothing to see.

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink, I get drunk, I fall down.
No problem.

Amphytrite
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This thread went from awesome to kind of blah. Sorry neon MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

Spiff: amphytrite, the anti-tart

Purple: Amphy, scratch my neckfat

Nickolati: when i was 17, fruit loops gave me a boner

neon

is going to post her bus stop here tomorrow, and we will love it.

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haha you're still trying to talk to me as if i'm the idiot when you're in an open marriage, kid. Seriously. Hair stereotype jokes? Well you keep trying, kid.

I know amphy the haters wreck everything. MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

but the fact you are Jim and Pam's kid kind of make up for it all.

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Quoted from Amphylite:
This thread went from awesome to kind of blah. Sorry neon

Yeah this thread has gone downhill since the glory days of my last post

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