neon
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(Originally posted on: 02-07-10 05:58:28 AM)
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Right, so, I live by myself and most of the time it is pretty good okay but at night it makes me totally mental. Alright, so, late at night, when I’m alone, I start to great freaked the hell out about stuff that is clearly not there or definitely is but hasn’t got me yet. This includes Murder’s, rapists, the builders next door who I’m a bitch to deciding to seek revenge, ghosts, men walking on my roof but possibly also just possums running along the roof, my neighbour who is heaps nice but is probably a peeping tom because of some fucked up storey my mum told me when I was ten which now makes me think all neighbours are peeping toms and yeah I think that’s it. Oh and let me just be clear the murder’s look exactly like the guys out of gears of war 2. But not Carmine or whoever that weak ass rook was. Serious, who the hell lets that little piss weak guy into delta? And why’s he always wearing a helmet? So he can make ONE comment about the fact he’s wearing it when they’re in a dusty tunnel? Yeah well done fucktard. Anyway. So really late at night the door outside is always banging in the wind and animals or my cat or whatever (murderer’s) are in my garden making noises. And once I finally lock myself totally in my room for the night, and the dead lock finally gets through to me that only the gears of war murderers will be able to bust down the door I start to worry a bit less. Oh but wait, FUCKING GHOSTS. Okay. So. I’ve never seen a ghost. And I’m at heart an atheist, or at the least an agnostic (ticket out of hell!) so it doesn’t even make any sense that I would be scared. And what is the worst they can do? Be all transparent and say stuff. But yeah, I sometimes will just freak he hell out of myself that there are ghosts in my granny flat. This is because of bullshit local news shows I used to watch when I was little and they always did specials on ghosts and it is their fault that I will NEVER watch paranormal activity. So let me break it down for you.

Green = rapist hide out camo cover
Blue circles = ghosts hanging out waiting to scare me
Pink man = the person who walks all over my roof although possibly just possums
Purple = builders from next door coming to beat me up for always giving them bitchy looks
Yellow = fat murderer who probably looks like gacey just to top it off.
Red = perfectly nice neighbour who is a peeping tom
This is stressful. You know what? Fuck you all of my child hood experiences for creating all of these irrational fears of nothing when I’m by myself!!!
Oh? What’s that intl?
“Oh Neon, we know the answer! Move in with some friends, that will solve your woes!”
Oh, gee, thanks intl, I never thought of that ever. No really. Best newest idea ever. OH wait! I’m going to England in 5 months, and I’m on a direct bus line to the city and 2 minutes walking distance from my shitty job and boyfriends house. Yeah moving out isn’t really going to work. So until then I’m just going to have to deal with it all!!! But when I move to England for 6 months I’ll live with other students then when I come back live with either my boyfriend or friend so I won’t have to live by myself ever again
Ps. The brown is my stupid ass car in the garage doing nothing but laying around and being shit.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to sleep and by that I mean lay in bed and listen to the pink guy walk all over my roof. What a dick.
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