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Socrateius
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Yeah, everyone in my high school is getting married and preggers. One girl I really wanted to bone has a baby in her now, and I'm MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

My high school class' 5th-year reunion is this summer. I think I'm going to be the only single, babyless person. They're probably going to think I'm gay or can't get a woman (one of those might be true MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

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Is everyone's friends getting attached to other human beings?

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My ten year high school reunion is coming up in October and well, I'm definitely in the minority, seeing as how I've never been married, never been divorced, have never been in jail, do not have a horrible drug addiction, am not a heavy drinker, have no children, and am pursuing a college education. Not sure I'm going to end up going.

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Quoted from Sandamnit:
My ten year high school reunion is coming up in October and well, I'm definitely in the minority, seeing as how I've never been married, never been divorced, have never been in jail, do not have a horrible drug addiction, am not a heavy drinker, have no children, and am pursuing a college education. Not sure I'm going to end up going.

Do you mean you're in the minority because you're clearly a pussy for not doing all of that sweet stuff

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I don't know as many people who have marriages and babies as you seem to, but yeah its definitely weird when it happens.. One of my best friends is getting married this summer, i'm in his wedding party. It's pretty weird.

Another good friend is pregnant and getting married. Totes weird.

As for your reunion, you may be gay and babyless, but you traveled, went to harvard, and did all sorts of other awesome stuff. Who cares.

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Most of my friends from highschool were nerdy intellectual types who probably won't get married until their thirties. My roommate from college got married in 2008, and a few distant acquaintances as well. One of my friends got pregnant a few years ago but she got an abortion.

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No one in Spain can afford to get married, have children or move out until they're in their 30s, so I think I'm still safe.

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Quoted from szaukjkjit:
No one in Spain can afford to get married, have children or move out until they're in their 30s, so I think I'm still safe.

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"Being tackled is fun cause its like getting a great big hug from a strong guy. You get to lose yourself in his arms...It only hurts when they let go MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

" - Shady Milkman

"I'm not even sure if believe in abortions period...but man do I hate retards" - Dimitrios

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The people who went to my highschool (graduated 3/4 years ago) that have got married/had kids are probably the last people in any of my classes I would think would be good parents. I kind of feel bad for their future offspring. Funny how life ends up that way? Thank goodness my parents were 27 when they had me. It seems the only people around where I live the people getting married/preg. are the ones who make the most bad choices, the ones who skipped and experimented too much with drugs and alcohol.

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Yeah, everyone in my high school is getting married and preggers. One girl I really wanted to bone has a baby in her now, and I'm

It's never too late bro LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!

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Quoted from szaukjkjit:
No one in Spain can afford to get married, have children or move out until they're in their 30s, so I think I'm still safe.

Most of the people here that have children in their early 20's cant afford them either but they still do.

Soccy heres what you can expect;

Classmate: So are you married or have any kids?

You: No I haven't really had the time for that stuff yet having only recently graduated from Harvard, traveled the world and started working a pretty sweet job.

Classmate: *pity* Dont worry you'll find someone eventually.

The saddest part is now that you're in a good position to sleep with many of those girls who wouldn't give you the time back then, you likely wont want to now. ....But still do.

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Yeah I've had similar experiences.

"So what do you do"

"I still work at the grocery store. What about you?"

"Now that I've graduated I work as a research associate in a medical physics laboratory at a local hospital."

"How many years of school did you have to go to for THAT?"

YOU DON'T ASK ME THAT BECAUSE CLEARLY I AM BETTER THAN YOU

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I am really sick of everyone I know getting engaged. We are 23 fucking years old, slow that roll. Jesus christ. And half the engagements are doomed to fail, which is the best/worst part of all that.

My friend is trying to go to library school and she has a job at a library, but she sounds miserable which makes me question how she's going to feel once she becomes an actual librarian.

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I think only one of my friends is married, but everyone was kind of expecting that to happen for like six years, it's sort of a wonder they waited as long as they did.

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I'm 23, most of my friends are married, half are divorced, a few are married again.

It's their style. If I'd met the person I thought I wanted to spend the rest of my life with at 21, I'd probably be in the same boat.

It sucks that they don't always want to hang out or whatever, but boohoo, they moved on to a different part of their life. No biggie.

Also, I skipped my five year reunion, because who the fuck goes to their five year reunion? That shit is gayer than AIDS.

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I drink, I get drunk, I fall down.
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Who the fuck has a 5 year reunion? Why?

Thankfully, I'll never have to go to a HS reunion. Thank you, TN GED program, for saving me the hassle of throwing away invitations every 10 years.

Goddamn bored housewives organize these things to flaunt their brigade of mini-thems, talk about how they got into a shitty 40 year adjustable rate mortgages while sucking back loaded cocktails and contemplating blowing that former star running back in the locker room.

\/\/ Don't get me wrong, it's nice to catch up with people you haven't seen in years, especially HS friends. I'd sooner shoot myself than go to an event that size and have to deal with the mouth-breathing braggarts which are almost always the majority. Then again, I despised more about life in HS than any other point thus far, and the people were of no positive influence, either.

Too lazy to reply properly.

This reply was last edited on 02-02-10 02:08:00 PM by Wandering Idiot.

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Heh, I'm actually looking forward to my 5th-year. The folks I graduated with are pretty solid, and we all did kindergarten through senior year together so it's an interesting social dynamic. For example, everyone has dated everyone (except me I dated no one MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

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"Being tackled is fun cause its like getting a great big hug from a strong guy. You get to lose yourself in his arms...It only hurts when they let go MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

" - Shady Milkman

"I'm not even sure if believe in abortions period...but man do I hate retards" - Dimitrios

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My 5 year was fun and after a couple drinks I started acting like I was in highschool again, which culminated in boarding a docked submarine and battleship they keep at Penns landing for tourists. After a while trying to find the control panel a friend who was watching from the hotel window warned that lights were going off from the motion sensors and the cops were likely on their way. We managed to escape as the cops pulled up.

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No one goes to reunions anymore, you loser. You reconnect with highschool friends by poking them on facebook. Duh.

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