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Ztolk
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Somebody with a similar name to me signed up for a dating site and accidentally put my email address in. This is not the first time I have gotten emails sent to my address intended for similar named people with hilarious results. Anyone have any good ideas?

Here's what I know about the person:
21 years old
Female
Straight
Initials are (I'll keep this private for now, although those that know me can guess)
In or around New Enterprise, Pennsylvania

Some options:
Use the profile
Put an ad up on craigslist or track down the person on facebook and offer to give it back
Do the same but hold it for ransom!
If the password to her accounts is the same as the one for match.com, fuck with her.

I'm opting towards the Mr. Niceguy option, like when I found that guy's driver's license on the street.

"I used the internet to get laid once. That is not a shining moment of pride for me. The worst thing? She evidently gave me chlamydia, which I evidently got cleared up."
-Wandering Idiot

This reply was last edited on 01-12-10 05:12:29 PM by Nickolati.

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gotta get that VICTORY ROYALE #gamer #memes #LoL

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is she hot

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You should just confirm the account and then log in and spy on her from time to time

Ztolk
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definitely threw the blue lego

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I don't know what she looks like. There's no info on the account yet because she just registered.

"I used the internet to get laid once. That is not a shining moment of pride for me. The worst thing? She evidently gave me chlamydia, which I evidently got cleared up."
-Wandering Idiot

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i didn't have the strength to get it all the way off

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Find out if shes hot. Then tell me if I should drive out to New Enterprise to do her.

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show me a pic, and i'll tell you if she's hot enough for dimi to drive to New Enterprise to serenade her with harmonica-renditions until she falls asleep and then drive home with blue balls i'm a serial-killer :)

Ztolk
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I don't know who she is!

"I used the internet to get laid once. That is not a shining moment of pride for me. The worst thing? She evidently gave me chlamydia, which I evidently got cleared up."
-Wandering Idiot

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Ztolk do you think she likes harmonica music??

Ztolk
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What woman doesn't?

"I used the internet to get laid once. That is not a shining moment of pride for me. The worst thing? She evidently gave me chlamydia, which I evidently got cleared up."
-Wandering Idiot

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Quoted from Ztolk:
I don't know who she is!

you're worthless

stop that

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Ztolk
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http://altoona.craigslist.org/mis/1536164073.html

"I used the internet to get laid once. That is not a shining moment of pride for me. The worst thing? She evidently gave me chlamydia, which I evidently got cleared up."
-Wandering Idiot

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Puuuuussssssssssyyyyy

Ztolk
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It's a trap.

"I used the internet to get laid once. That is not a shining moment of pride for me. The worst thing? She evidently gave me chlamydia, which I evidently got cleared up."
-Wandering Idiot

Ztolk
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definitely threw the blue lego

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Well, someone just sent me this:

Quote:
Hey I was looking through the ad's on cl and found yours.

I'm 37, a RN by profession. I just recently moved to Altoona-johnstown, originally from Calgary, Canada...

I'm fit, attractive. I'm also fun to be with so I'm told, and have a good sense of humor.

I'd like to find someone down to earth like myself, someone who doesn't take themself to seriously, I don't. I'm not just a good time girl, I'd like to see where it goes if we meet.

I'm not hung up on what a guy has or looks like alone. Being shallow is just not me, I like a connection with a person, I'm not superficial in the least. I have a good career so I am stable and am happy with whatever it is that you do if you are happy with it.

Anyway, get back to me if interested, sorry to be so brief.

With a picture attached of her and her daughter. She is quite buxom. I'll post the picture if I get the ok from the admins. They obviously didn't read the ad, and I'm tempted to reply but I'm not sure if I want this person to have my email.

"I used the internet to get laid once. That is not a shining moment of pride for me. The worst thing? She evidently gave me chlamydia, which I evidently got cleared up."
-Wandering Idiot

Ztolk
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definitely threw the blue lego

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Ok took it down because I feel bad.

I just remembered that I created a separate email and facebook account solely for the purpose of fucking with people over the internet, but this woman doesn't deserve that.

"I used the internet to get laid once. That is not a shining moment of pride for me. The worst thing? She evidently gave me chlamydia, which I evidently got cleared up."
-Wandering Idiot

This reply was last edited on 01-09-10 03:46:41 PM by Ztolk.

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Busty pics please

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Yes!! Busty pics!! Busty pics!!!

Busty! Busty! Busty! Busty! Busty! Busty! Busty! Busty! Busty! Busty!

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Ztolk
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Guys there's like kids in the photo.

"I used the internet to get laid once. That is not a shining moment of pride for me. The worst thing? She evidently gave me chlamydia, which I evidently got cleared up."
-Wandering Idiot

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I would be happy to photoshop copies of her rack over their faces.

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Ztolk
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Fine

"I used the internet to get laid once. That is not a shining moment of pride for me. The worst thing? She evidently gave me chlamydia, which I evidently got cleared up."
-Wandering Idiot

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hahaha i like that you censored the reflection too with her rack.

Shes cute-ish. And her rack looks pretty awesome.

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Did you reply to her message?

Ztolk
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Not yet. I think my friend Neil Rinquist will ham it up this afternoon though.

"I used the internet to get laid once. That is not a shining moment of pride for me. The worst thing? She evidently gave me chlamydia, which I evidently got cleared up."
-Wandering Idiot

Ztolk
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I wrote this up to send her. Any suggestions?

Oh fair muse!
A thousand leagues by land or by sea would not be sufficient to keep us separate. Serene Fortuna spinning her wheel of fate could not have chosen better two star-crossed lovers to thrust together. And as soon as this most inopportune case of Herpes relinquishes its hold on my foundation, we shall be as one.

"I used the internet to get laid once. That is not a shining moment of pride for me. The worst thing? She evidently gave me chlamydia, which I evidently got cleared up."
-Wandering Idiot

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aww shes gonna be sad now MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

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