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(Originally posted on: 12-28-09 05:01:53 PM)
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I say fuck it.

Christmas is a fucking joke when it comes to Holidays. The holiday itself inspires the worst in people when they roll out to the supermarket to greedily scum over the best deals for their family members. I can't tell you how many people I saw push over others just to pick up a button-up shirt for a few dollars off what the initial price was. Worse, there is no charity in it anymore, at least not from what I could see. I saw ten people pass by a Salvation Army pale without even looking at the guy ringing the bell. They said "fuck it", so I say fuck them.

I mean, honestly, they will take ANYTHING you give them and they couldn't even be bothered to reach in their pocket to find any loose change. That has to be indicative of our times when we are so wrapped up in our own wants and desires that we can't see the bigger picture of problems in our world.
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Reply 1 of 16 (Originally posted on: 12-28-09 05:05:53 PM)
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Reply 2 of 16 (Originally posted on: 12-28-09 07:39:10 PM)
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It isn't Christmas until Uncle Vissario gets drunk and angry.
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I saw ten people pass by a Salvation Army pale without even looking at the guy ringing the bell.

This is a load of shit. I put money in the pale every year, but fuck if I am going to put money in every time I pass by the bellringer. Just because people don't give when you are watching doesn't mean they don't. You aren't big brother, Vissario, you don't see everything.
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Reply 3 of 16 (Originally posted on: 12-28-09 07:49:58 PM)
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Reply 4 of 16 (Originally posted on: 12-28-09 08:29:57 PM)
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I'd like to see Christmas go back to its widespread intoxication, sexual promiscuity and naked caroling in the streets Saturnalian roots. To hell with this better be nice, charity, family gathering and subsequent corruption of the holiday spirit garbage. I want my orgies back.
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Reply 5 of 16 (Originally posted on: 12-28-09 09:49:31 PM)
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You know it, sandman!

And that's a bunch of horse shit, amphy. People are selfish dicks and you know it. I used to work for em' as a sale's rep at Aero and all they give a flying fuck about it buying their 70$ jeans and patting each other on the ass about it.
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Reply 6 of 16 (Originally posted on: 12-28-09 09:55:14 PM)
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all they give a flying fuck about it buying their 70$ jeans and patting each other on the ass about it.

Thats a finely crafted mental image, thank you for that.

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Reply 7 of 16 (Originally posted on: 12-28-09 10:39:48 PM)
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Quoted from Thilly Thailor:
You know it, sandman!

And that's a bunch of horse shit, amphy. People are selfish dicks and you know it. I used to work for em' as a sale's rep at Aero and all they give a flying fuck about it buying their 70$ jeans and patting each other on the ass about it.

Yeah, people are selfish, but it doesn't mean no one donates to Salvation Army at Christmas.
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Reply 8 of 16 (Originally posted on: 12-29-09 07:20:01 AM)
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I will never give money to the Salvation Army simply because there motto is 'doing the most good'.

Arrogant bastards!

oh also I'm unemployed and need that change.
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Reply 9 of 16 (Originally posted on: 12-29-09 07:42:31 AM)
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Some people don't give to the Salvation Army because they discriminate against gays and immigrants.
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Reply 10 of 16 (Originally posted on: 12-29-09 09:13:24 AM)
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Maybe 'cause using criminals doing community service to ring those bells doesn't draw a lot of sympathy.
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Reply 11 of 16 (Originally posted on: 12-30-09 11:49:42 AM)
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In my town they use homeless people.
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Reply 12 of 16 (Originally posted on: 12-30-09 03:28:35 PM)
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I hate Christmas. Seriously.

Didn't used to. I still think the general idea of Christmas is a good one, whether you subscribe to the traditional Judeo/Christian idea of the meaning of Christmas or the "Santa down the chimney" idea.

The thing is, every year it ends up being all about money/things/bling at my house. And every year I say, "No more. This year I'm not spending a dime."

And every year I surrender and spend gobs of money I don't have (ie. credit cards) and start the new year ass deep in debt.

This year was no exception.

My Dad died in October. I had NO CHRISTMAS SPIRIT WHATSOEVER this year. None. Zilch. Zero. Nada. I told my wife and daughter around Thanksgiving that I didn't care to participate in Christmas. So my wife came up with the idea to take my Mom on a trip of some sort over Christmas and forgo presents.

Great idea!!

Up until about a week before Christmas when packages started showing up in the mail enmasse ..... and the wife declared, "I just had to buy everyone presents. It's Christmas, after all."

Sigh.

So I went to the mall and pulled out the already bulging at the seams American Express Card and bought assorted trinkets and baubles and shiny things .. and ended the season ass deep in debt YET AGAIN.

I see no end in sight.

Unless someone can show up at my house a few days before and smuggle me out til about the middle of January.

Sorry for the rant.

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Reply 13 of 16 (Originally posted on: 12-30-09 08:38:48 PM)
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That must suck. This fake aura of happiness being forced upon you when all you want to do is grieve.
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Reply 14 of 16 (Originally posted on: 12-31-09 12:08:50 AM)
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I didn't get anyone anything for Christmas. I sincerely asked my parents not to give me anything, but they gave me some money anyway. Other than that I separated myself from the whole ritual this year, and it felt great.

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Reply 15 of 16 (Originally posted on: 12-31-09 03:17:14 AM)
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I sincerely tried to separate myself from it this year but it snooped around in all the dark corners and found me anyway!! Dang it.

Maybe next year ....
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Reply 16 of 16 (Originally posted on: 12-31-09 09:43:09 AM)
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Quoted from Dimi:
I didn't get anyone anything for Christmas. I sincerely asked my parents not to give me anything, but they gave me some money anyway. Other than that I separated myself from the whole ritual this year, and it felt great.


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