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and i said, a\re you a gay ass fucker who can't take a baseball up the ass you faggot???? and he said yes........

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(Originally posted on: 12-08-09 02:08:20 PM)
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so, I'm waitin on my porch for my ride to show up to take me to class and decide to have a smoke, only to find out that my zippo is out of fluid.

I go inside and walk upstairs to my room, pull the cartridge out of my zippo and start filling it up with fluid. Now, being distracted by watching out my window for her to show up, I end up overfilling the damn thing and the excess spills into my offhand, which I usually remedy by setting the fluid on my fingertips ablaze for a neat (and badass, if there's an audience) little show, as well as to get rid of the fluid.

Well as I go to blow the firey blaze that is my right hand, I end up blowing the flame onto my left hand, which is holding lighter fluid soaked cartridge. Suddenly my left hand is holding a fucking fire ball the size of my head. Needless to say, I drop the inferno device as my hand freaks out in pain... right onto my lounge chair. The zippo cartridge, upon impacting the chair, splashes fluid all over the seat (imagine napalm), starting a nice little blaze. I then had to pat the fire out with my bare hands only for the damn thing to fall off onto the floor. I had to stomp it out, but I've managed to ruin a chair, a small section of carpet, and my left hand (aka my dick-hand).

I've always wondered why there's a warning to only ignite the cartridge when it's in the zippo shell.
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Reply 1 of 14 (Originally posted on: 12-08-09 02:28:35 PM)
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Obligatory BA is filling Zippo with fluid joke.
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i didn't have the strength to get it all the way off

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Reply 2 of 14 (Originally posted on: 12-08-09 02:51:46 PM)
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I heard she spilled into his dickhand

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Reply 3 of 14 (Originally posted on: 12-08-09 03:13:39 PM)
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are your ears ok
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definitely threw the blue lego

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Reply 4 of 14 (Originally posted on: 12-08-09 03:16:50 PM)
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Once I was drunk and filled a saucer with isopropanol and lit it on fire. Then I realized what an idiotic idea that was and I put it in the sink but it was really hot but I put it out. I'm an idiot when I drink. Moreso when I drink and am 16 years old.
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Reply 5 of 14 (Originally posted on: 12-08-09 03:58:02 PM)
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Quoted from gipper:
are your ears ok
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definitely threw the blue lego

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Reply 6 of 14 (Originally posted on: 12-08-09 04:09:40 PM)
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Why is everyone asking about his ears?
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Reply 7 of 14 (Originally posted on: 12-08-09 05:02:34 PM)
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Oh Hai Guys
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and i said, a\re you a gay ass fucker who can't take a baseball up the ass you faggot???? and he said yes........

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Reply 8 of 14 (Originally posted on: 12-09-09 02:22:29 PM)
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yes my ears are fine and thank you for asking <3
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Reply 9 of 14 (Originally posted on: 12-09-09 02:48:03 PM)
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Is Natalie Portman fine? LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!
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and i said, a\re you a gay ass fucker who can't take a baseball up the ass you faggot???? and he said yes........

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Reply 10 of 14 (Originally posted on: 12-09-09 03:35:54 PM)
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yeah she was far enough (on the other side of the country, probably) away from the fire that she was not singed.
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Reply 11 of 14 (Originally posted on: 12-09-09 06:40:24 PM)
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Natalie Portman is indeed fine. If I were you I would have given her an ear job.
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and i said, a\re you a gay ass fucker who can't take a baseball up the ass you faggot???? and he said yes........

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Reply 12 of 14 (Originally posted on: 12-09-09 07:24:43 PM)
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i can only imagine what that looks like

or feeels like
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Reply 13 of 14 (Originally posted on: 12-09-09 07:26:17 PM)
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It just means listening to her talk about her day and her feelings.

It's not as sexy as it sounds MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

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Reply 14 of 14 (Originally posted on: 12-15-09 12:09:47 AM)
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When the fuck did you start making so many threads?
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