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and i said, a\re you a gay ass fucker who can't take a baseball up the ass you faggot???? and he said yes........
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(Originally posted on: 12-08-09 02:08:20 PM)
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so, I'm waitin on my porch for my ride to show up to take me to class and decide to have a smoke, only to find out that my zippo is out of fluid.
I go inside and walk upstairs to my room, pull the cartridge out of my zippo and start filling it up with fluid. Now, being distracted by watching out my window for her to show up, I end up overfilling the damn thing and the excess spills into my offhand, which I usually remedy by setting the fluid on my fingertips ablaze for a neat (and badass, if there's an audience) little show, as well as to get rid of the fluid.
Well as I go to blow the firey blaze that is my right hand, I end up blowing the flame onto my left hand, which is holding lighter fluid soaked cartridge. Suddenly my left hand is holding a fucking fire ball the size of my head. Needless to say, I drop the inferno device as my hand freaks out in pain... right onto my lounge chair. The zippo cartridge, upon impacting the chair, splashes fluid all over the seat (imagine napalm), starting a nice little blaze. I then had to pat the fire out with my bare hands only for the damn thing to fall off onto the floor. I had to stomp it out, but I've managed to ruin a chair, a small section of carpet, and my left hand (aka my dick-hand).
I've always wondered why there's a warning to only ignite the cartridge when it's in the zippo shell.
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