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Reply 14 of 44 (Originally posted on: 07-30-09 04:25:49 PM)
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Hamilton is somewhat of a grungy city, and there's a halfway house in my neighbourhood so I regularly have to interact with a series of crazy sketchbags (at least 15 that I can name) on my daily roundabouts. On my walk home from work today I passed by one of the neighbourhood's resident crazies, a fellow I call the mohawk warrior.
He is a short, stocky ~30yo caucasian that sports a short mohawk with the rest shaved bald, and a braided rattail hanging down the back. His skin is heavily sun damaged and is always seen wearing the same clothes: sweatpants, sandals, and a purple/gray/teal poncho.
So anyways he's actually the most dangerous of the bunch. Aside from the fact that he looks menacing and that he's always muttering and cussing to himself, I've seen him lose his fucking mind in spouts of violence and rage...One day I saw him lurking around two ladies sitting on a bench outside of a coffee shop, and although I didn't hear what was initially said, but mohawk warrior suddenly burst into a an absolute fit of rage and started screaming and roaring at these two innocent ladies. His curses were almost unintelligible through the growl in his scream. He walked away screaming his fucking head off with clenching his arms as if ready to pummel anybody or anything that confronted him. His face was beat red and veins were like bulging out of his neck and head. It was fucking insane.
nothing really came of it though. He stormed off in some odd direction, roaring the entire way. He's a fucking nutcase.
I've also seen him get refused at the door of the neighbourhood Tim Hortons. I can only imagine what he did to lead to his banning there.
so anyways I passed him today on my walk home again. He was kinda just lurking around in his poncho at a corner next to a middle school, not doing anything in particular except looking around. As I passed him he looks me in the eye and says "fucking cop station, bye bye". I just say "yea man" and never break my stride. he's an interesting character.
There's a few other wackos too, but mohawk warrior is definately the best one.
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