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Wandering Idiot
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Surely something dumber has come up since my apparent forgetfulness for STDs and doctor visits.

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I'm going to a anti-tax tea party tomorrow. No, not to partake, just antagonize. Using the ol' internet standby, lemonparty.org, as the circle of the joke. So far there will be about four of us attending. I have a shirt:

(the shittiness of the picture is due to windows photo editor, not my camera)

We're working on cards to hand out. Just something simple, business card sized, easy enough to slip into a pocket only to dig out later and maybe look at the site. The tea party is being advertised as a "tailgating event", so we'll probably be serving lemonade. I may even shave my goatee down to a fu-manchu for the festivities, for added camo/concealment with my redneck based crowd. That probably will not receive wife approval, however.

So far the "Sour Over Taxes?" bit is quite central to the plan, on the shirt, cards, a sign or three. We could use a few other catchphrases and such, maybe a few more cheap planning ideas. I'm not anticipating the crowd to be any larger than a few hundred at most. I'm extremely open to suggestions at the moment. Any sub-$10 idea is extremely helpful.

And I'm willing to send reward. Best idea (by consensus or my own shitty opinion) gets a cheap gift. So help a honky out.

Edit:

Link to thread in GBS

I'll repost it later, shit's fucked up for some reason.

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This reply was last edited on 07-11-09 12:04:25 AM by Wandering Idiot.

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teh TEH evar EVAR funnay FUNNAY :rolleyes:

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bring speakers and a bunch of crass songs

Wandering Idiot
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No point in bringing music, it'll just get washed out by the crazies yelling over the microphone about Obama taking their jobs, socialism being a bad thing, healthcare, etc, etc. Basically, Fox News rhetoric will drown out anything my measly honda civic speakers could push out.

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Remember, wit over substance. If you can make people feel stupid, you're doing your party's job.

Wandering Idiot
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Yeah, that's the goal. Well, that and making dumbshit backwoods rednecks look at old man cock while sounding sincere about their cause. Most of the legitimate conservatives around here realize that the event is fruitless, so the people that do show up are either heavily Fox informed, racist, downright crazy, retarded, or a combination of all of those wonderful qualities.

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...moved to Idaho?

the cumstain that is left on the wall 11 years after the party has ended

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You should also go out of your way to smell terrible. Run 5 miles and then take a shit and forget to wipe. Drive there with your windows up and no air conditioner while doing Irish Car Bombs on the way. You might need a friend to ride with you to pour the car bombs though.

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definitely threw the blue lego

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I like the organized and targeted mass goatse attempting.

"Government sold you a lemon?" or gave you lemons.

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Wandering Idiot
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I wound up leaving a stack of cards on a table where a few conservative talk show hosts were doing meet and greets. Took a shitload of pictures but most turned out horridly. Evidently Sony A200 cameras do not appreciate low light and the white balance kept running aloof for some reason. I'm going to post a thread on SA about it, but I'll copy the OP to here.

E: OP updated

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This reply was last edited on 07-10-09 11:52:40 PM by Wandering Idiot.

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i didn't have the strength to get it all the way off

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I love it

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you can make a joke about the auto industry, like , "GM (GOVERNMENT MOTORS) SOLD ME A LEMON"

also you can play up the "party" aspect of the name so it sounds like The Lemon Party is an alternative third party

oh
what a let down

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i didn't have the strength to get it all the way off

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I went to lemonparty.org and left it on in the background for the music

Wandering Idiot
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They have music now?

That's.... surprising.

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