atlas sighed (at me)
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(Originally posted on: 05-11-09 10:50:07 AM)
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Being unemployed, bored, and tired of endlessly refreshing INTL for interaction, I figured that I might trek to Colorado and get to know two of the forum's background posters better!

Starting my trip, I had to go through the vast expanses of West Texas. Really, these trucks are way to common.

Oh shi..

I'm not quite sure what the fuck was going on here, but I took the wheel by the knees and got this picture.

Texas T!

When I got to snook's place, he showed me the way to the magical fairy-tale land known as Boulder, Colorado.

Snook acting manly for once.

I would have totally told that bitch to stop looking at me like that if I wasn't such a man-puss.

Made me laugh, what can I say?

HE-MAN

EMO-MAN

That's about as much action as I got on the trip 

I think it could be awesome if I found a girl who could do that.
Either way, the next day snook made some lame excuse to get away from me (he had to go to work or something like that) and I decided to explore Denver for myself..

God those kids were assholes looking at me like that. If their parents weren't around, I would have beat them up and taken their candy.

The rockies went on to lose that game 7 to 0 I think.

The lady who ran the shop said that painting would cost me around 7,000$ and I called her a greedy capitalist for charging so much.
The next day, Just_Dandy arrived and we decided we would hang out with snook after having our way with at least 3 other prostitutes...

The store I worked at wasn't nearly as fancy!

Looking good as ever.

I swear to god that was not posed

This was

I seriously can't believe I was beaten by two girls, wtf is wrong with me?
Well, folks, that is pretty much everything that happened on our trip other than the skydiving with Just_dandy and the endless threesomes and orgies that we had with local hookers I picked up on Colfax street. Overall, I would rate the trip as a great success.
A witty saying proves nothing - Voltaire
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