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(Originally posted on: 05-07-09 10:42:14 PM)
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I was old enough to understand the difference between "oral sex" and regular sex ( Angus Was Here ), so I figured that out. I also figured out the whole semen stain on the dress. But up until now, I never knew what the whole deal with the cigars was, I just remembered hearing Jay Leno and the like always make cigar-related jokes all the time. I'm pretty sure I even asked someone once (maybe a teacher, during a class) what the cigar thing was about, and I remember the answer I was given. Something about Clinton having Cuban cigars, and during a public address the box of Cuban cigars was visible on his desk. I believed that up until today, when Craig Ferguson made a joke about it and I thought to look it up.

So, just in case you didn't know,

Quoted from court transcript:
Juror: Did you and the president ever engage in sexual relations using cigars?

Lewinksy: Yes. Just once. Just once ...


Quoted from wikipedia:
testimony from Lewinsky that the President had inserted a cigar into her vagina,


mm i wanna suck ur cock lol

Use this thread to either make fun of me for just now learning about this, or tell us about the lies you were told as a child that you believed for way too long.
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Reply 1 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-07-09 11:06:46 PM)
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I didn't know about this, but I also don't remember ever hearing about the cigar thing when I was younger either. Maybe it just wasn't noticed up north at the time, what with all the Canadian political types being distracted by Preston Manning's charm and charisma. Or maybe seventh graders just aren't that interested in sex scandals.

Either way, I have to wonder what prompted Craig Ferguson to make a Monica Lewinsky joke.
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Reply 2 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-07-09 11:14:49 PM)
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He was interviewing a feminist and he asked her facetiously if everything was equal yet. She said that no, it wasn't. In response, she alluded to a famous comment that referenced Obama's election, saying that "any boy in this country could now really believe that they could grow up to be anything they wanted." She said that even though any boy could, girls still couldn't.

Ferguson said "Well, Hilary came close!"

The woman replied, "Close, but no cigar!"

Ferguson said "Poor choice of words."
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Reply 3 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-07-09 11:48:30 PM)
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Ferguson said "Well, Hilary came close!"

The woman replied, "Close, but no cigar!"

Ferguson said "Poor choice of words."
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Reply 4 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-08-09 02:54:10 AM)
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Love Craig Ferguson. He played my favorite character on The Drew Carey Show.
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Reply 5 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-08-09 02:55:25 AM)
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Yeah, since Jimmy Fallon took over Late Night, i've become a HUGE fan of Craig Ferguson.
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Reply 6 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-08-09 06:32:45 AM)
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I actually knew about the cigar thing, because I had an older brother. They're great for destroying you're innocence. I learned there was no Santa Claus when I was 4
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Reply 7 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-08-09 09:49:15 AM)
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Yeah the cigar thing was pretty outshadowed by the fact that she never washed the cum out of her dress. Seriously, that's fucking creepy.
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Reply 8 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-08-09 10:00:16 AM)
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Yeah the cigar thing was pretty outshadowed by the fact that she never washed the cum out of her dress. Seriously, that's fucking creepy.


Is that really creepier?
The President fucks an intern with a cigar and then ejaculates on her

It's all just fucking weird
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Reply 9 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-08-09 10:37:14 AM)
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I think I'm pretty sure I knew what was going on around that time. I'm also pretty sure I didn't think people should be making a big deal about a blowjob. I love blowjobs.
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Reply 10 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-08-09 11:02:24 AM)
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Quoted from wheezy:
I think I'm pretty sure I knew what was going on around that time. I'm also pretty sure I didn't think people should be making a big deal about a blowjob. I love blowjobs.


It was about him Perjuring himself in a civil deposition which is a felony!!!

who the fuck am I kidding, it was about the blowjob
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Reply 11 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-08-09 11:41:58 AM)
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it was about him being a lyin' cheatin' scandalous cheat and hillary was too good for him and should have dumped his ass ohno u didnt, sistah!
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Reply 12 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-08-09 11:57:21 AM)
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it was about political expediency
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Reply 13 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-08-09 11:57:45 AM)
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IF HE IS CAPABLE OF DOING THAT WHAT ELSE HAS HE BEEN HIDING FROM US
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Reply 14 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-08-09 03:21:46 PM)
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Quote:
testimony from Lewinsky that the President had inserted a cigar into her vagina,

Sorry this is hilarious.

I wish I hadn't been out of the loop on these cigar jokes all these years. Just thinking of all the gold I must've missed out on is heartbreaking.
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Reply 15 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-08-09 03:34:33 PM)
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Quoted from Dimi:
Use this thread to either make fun of me for just now learning about this





where the fuck have you been dimi?
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Reply 16 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-08-09 04:18:21 PM)
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A time before wikipedia, where children were forced to trust their teachers.
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Reply 17 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-08-09 04:24:30 PM)
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I did not know this until now either. Thanks for sharing this dimi.
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Reply 18 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-08-09 04:31:51 PM)
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I don't think I knew about the Cigar story when the Lewinsky scandal FIRST started, but good God...it didn't take me this long to figure it out LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!



PS since this thread I did a google-search for Monica Lewinsky-Bill Clinton political cartoons.....sweet jesus they are not funny.
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Reply 19 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-08-09 04:44:47 PM)
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Quoted from 600,000 dollar man:
I don't think I knew about the Cigar story when the Lewinsky scandal FIRST started, but good God...it didn't take me this long to figure it out LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!



PS since this thread I did a google-search for Monica Lewinsky-Bill Clinton political cartoons.....sweet jesus they are not funny.


http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/l/lewinsky.asp

If these were the ones you were looking at.. Then yeah, terrible.
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Reply 20 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-08-09 08:16:15 PM)
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I didn't figure that out until a few years ago Dimi, and I'm pretty sure we're the same age.
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Reply 21 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-08-09 10:21:53 PM)
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I don't think I've heard about either the cigar or the stains. I also didn't care about it at all.
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Reply 22 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-09-09 04:10:08 AM)
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I think I kinda understood the cigar deal out of the jokes...
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Reply 23 of 23 (Originally posted on: 05-09-09 08:21:54 AM)
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Monica Lewinsky goes to a dry cleaner and tells the man at the front that she needs her dress drycleaned. The man is old and can't hear her very well so he says "Come again?"

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