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(Originally posted on: 03-14-09 07:46:19 AM)
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A bunch of us were meeting for drinks somewhere, and this girl shows up and started taking off her clothes, but kept her face covered. I was convinced it was sunny for some reason but she kept denying it, and when I finally got a look at her face she looked like Lindsay Lohan or something but I'm still convinced it was sunny. Later she asked if I wanted her number and I said yes and then I found out she was stalking my uncle.
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Reply 1 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 08:09:00 AM)
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Well that's odd. I've never had any INTL related dreams, though that one doesn't sound unpleasant.
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Reply 2 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 08:48:43 AM)
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I have dreams about SciBrad, but I don't think that counts as an INTL dream.

Though last night I dreamt we were driving down 408 and it started raining and then a tornado formed that was coming our way, but luckily it passed us and "exploded" in the middle of downtown and took out a few buildings in the process.
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Reply 3 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 08:52:59 AM)
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Why would you give your number to someone that looks like Lindsay Lohan?
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Reply 4 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 08:56:04 AM)
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The other day I had a dream where I was with a bunch of my old HS friends. We were hanging out in some building and my ex comes along and for some reason we get together again, only she breaks up with me (again) when we get to another room. I leave the building, and discover that there is a war raging outside with the chinese, who then shoot at me. I hide in a building, and end up jumping out a window, at which point I inexplicably turn into Jar Jar Binks and bound my way to safety Gollum-style. I hide in a bush and wake up, utterly confused and somewhat annoyed/depressed.

I usually don't remember my dreams, but occasionally I'll recall a one very vividly.
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Reply 5 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 09:42:05 AM)
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Hey Ztolk:


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Reply 6 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 09:45:21 AM)
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I don't see what you don't find attractive about her, FM. She's sexually confused, skinny enough to be fourteen, batshit insane and she's never, ever going to talk to you.

That's exactly the kind of girl you like!
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Reply 7 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 09:48:02 AM)
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I don't know, Stormraider! Maybe it's the general shape of her face, or maybe it's those FUCKING BROWN DOTS ALL OVER HER CHEST!!!!!!!
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Reply 8 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 09:48:17 AM)
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Don't discourage him, he's not being creepy at least.
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Reply 9 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 09:59:51 AM)
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He's being less creepy, you mean.
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Reply 10 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 10:07:01 AM)
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who dreams about forums? that is, how you say, homosexual
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Reply 11 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 10:10:38 AM)
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FM nobody is going to look for tiny brown dots when there are a load of fucking red arrows pointing to you being a freak.
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Reply 12 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 11:05:15 AM)
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By breast spots, do you mean the place on her body where her massive jugs reside? Thanks for pointing that out for us but most have us have already developed the ability of identifying that location on a woman's body.
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Reply 13 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 11:25:53 AM)
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I don't usually remember my dreams. Even the ones that seem really vivid when I wake up quickly fade from my memory, even though I tell myself "Make sure you remember this dream!" Still, even if I can't remember them exactly I do have a pretty good idea what I haven't had a dream about, and I don't think I've ever had a dream about an internet forum or anyone I know from one.

But now that the idea is planted somewhere in my brain, I'll probably have a dream tonight about a Jewish guy with breast spots who looks like Lindsay Lohan taking his clothes off. At least I won't remember it.
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Reply 14 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 12:05:08 PM)
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But now that the idea is planted somewhere in my brain, I'll probably have a dream tonight about a Jewish guy with breast spots who looks like Lindsay Lohan taking his clothes off. At least I won't remember it.


Sounds hot.
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Reply 15 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 01:12:39 PM)
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what's wrong with brown skin fm you fucking racist
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Reply 16 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 02:40:21 PM)
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The best way to remember a dream is to retell the dream to yourself while you still remember it.

Then later on, even if you don't remember the dream, you'll remember the account of it that you told yourself.
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Reply 17 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 02:44:12 PM)
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Or have a dream diary. I hear they're good if you wanna start lucid dreaming too.
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Reply 18 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 02:45:02 PM)
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Reply 19 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 02:53:05 PM)
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those FUCKING BROWN DOTS ALL OVER HER CHEST!!!!!!!

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I had a dream a while ago about someone on this forum. We jumped off a cliff together into the ocean, which is weird because I have a phobia of being underwater but it wasn't a problem in the dream.
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Reply 20 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 02:57:12 PM)
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Reply 21 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 03:01:31 PM)
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Reply 22 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 04:17:59 PM)
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I hate you guys
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Reply 23 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 05:20:18 PM)
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You hate us with love.
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Reply 24 of 65 (Originally posted on: 03-14-09 05:28:58 PM)
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I love to hate.
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