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(Originally posted on: 03-10-09 07:16:51 PM)
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I just got a call today letting me know that I have been allowed entrance into the police academy this summer, and am going on a ride along this weekend with an officer.


I really want to do bomb squad, but I've also considered undercover work.
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Reply 1 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-10-09 07:20:43 PM)
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How many blacks do you hope to beat up on your first episode of COPS?
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Reply 2 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-10-09 07:23:04 PM)
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You should celebrate by growing a moustache.
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Reply 3 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-10-09 07:25:50 PM)
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And buying cool shades that you always wear.

Let these men be your guide:


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Reply 4 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-10-09 07:30:18 PM)
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I'm working on a massive man-stash as we speak.
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Reply 5 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-10-09 07:50:50 PM)
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That would totally be awesome if you were a PI. You could wear a cool coat, leaning back in your desk chair while having a fan slowly oscillate in the distance as you chew on a toothpick when suddenly a women could burst in crying about some sort of lost love that you could exploit with your PI penis.

Run-on sentences LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!
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Reply 6 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-10-09 08:19:31 PM)
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Just to clarify for everyone, I wont ever give a shit about what anyone talks about here, and I would be very hard pressed to give even less of a shit about weed.
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Reply 7 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-10-09 08:38:15 PM)
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Will I be able to continue talking about the girl I have captured in my basement?
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Reply 8 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-10-09 09:47:03 PM)
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I was hoping that

A) You would have become edible.

B) You would have over eaten something.


Also, isn't it a bit odd for a libertarian to become a cop? Maybe not, it just seems a little wierd. LOL IM SUCH A FAG!!
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Reply 9 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-10-09 10:21:39 PM)
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Will I be able to continue talking about the girl I have captured in my basement?
Only if she's hot and there are pictures.
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Reply 10 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-10-09 11:09:05 PM)
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Quoted from Sandamnit:
Will I be able to continue talking about the girl I have captured in my basement?

for a small fee I can not hear any screams coming from your house.
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Reply 11 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-10-09 11:32:10 PM)
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Just to clarify for everyone, I wont ever give a shit about what anyone talks about here, and I would be very hard pressed to give even less of a shit about weed.
wow power tripping and you're not even a cop yet
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Reply 12 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-11-09 12:30:40 AM)
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Quoted from Arnok:
Quoted from Sandamnit:
Will I be able to continue talking about the girl I have captured in my basement?
Only if she's hot and there are pictures.

With Sandy, you can expect video.
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Reply 13 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-11-09 05:46:43 AM)
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Quoted from take it sleazy:
Quoted from Stoffel:
Just to clarify for everyone, I wont ever give a shit about what anyone talks about here, and I would be very hard pressed to give even less of a shit about weed.
wow power tripping and you're not even a cop yet
Or he's responding to a natural fear people have when thinking about friends (or e-friends) becoming cops.
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Reply 14 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-11-09 07:42:24 AM)
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Considering 99.9% of us are out of his potential jurisdiction, I doubt that's it.

Anyone living in his area of Texas, okay, that might be a realistic response.
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Reply 15 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-11-09 08:06:36 AM)
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Considering 99.9% of us are out of his potential jurisdiction, I doubt that's it.

Anyone living in his area of Texas, okay, that might be a realistic response.


Actually that's a pretty straight forward response from some one becoming a cop

a friend of mine is going to the old police academy in a couple months

Friend: Don't worry, I'll never use anything I learn by being your friend against you

Muzta: Good, because I wasn't sure if I should mention all those Drunk Driving Incidents to your superiors
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Reply 16 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-11-09 08:24:44 AM)
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Actually that's a pretty straight forward response from some one becoming a cop


I don't believe the frequency of that response was Ice's point.

I suppose it doesn't worry anyone that Stoffel is better armed as a Civilian than most police are? Assuming he hasn't ditched his various firearms after a heist yet.
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Reply 17 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-11-09 08:29:32 AM)
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Most people (with guns) are better armed then your average police officer
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Reply 18 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-11-09 10:39:13 AM)
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Most people with guns don't terrify me the way Stoffel did a few years back with his running around shooting in the air or planning to drive cross-country with a Sig in the trunk and pistol in the glove "just in case". i am raising my eyebrow
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Reply 19 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-11-09 11:27:55 AM)
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Most people with guns don't terrify me the way Stoffel did a few years back with his running around shooting in the air or planning to drive cross-country with a Sig in the trunk and pistol in the glove "just in case". i am raising my eyebrow


I've got a friend like that

always makes picking up the news paper a little more thrilling
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Reply 20 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-11-09 11:40:34 AM)
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On that note, some guy in Alabama just wiped out half his family with an Assault Rifle along with others on his "list of people who did him wrong".

Such a lovely place, the Bible Belt.
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Reply 21 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-11-09 12:17:20 PM)
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and to think, none of this would happen if lists where outlawed
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Reply 22 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-11-09 12:18:51 PM)
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h8 cops. h8 ppl tellin me how to "be" me. h8 it when squares dont respek how 2 "let a playa play"
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Reply 23 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-11-09 12:29:51 PM)
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future stoffel right here
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Reply 24 of 124 (Originally posted on: 03-11-09 01:25:12 PM)
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wow power tripping and you're not even a cop yet

that was in response to the chat last night

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Most people with guns don't terrify me the way Stoffel did a few years back with his running around shooting in the air or planning to drive cross-country with a Sig in the trunk and pistol in the glove "just in case". i am raising my eyebrow

I did carry my gun in the car to and from California. And holy crap, I didnt kill myself or anyone else!
And I wasn't shooting in the air, I was shooting at a black SUV that was owned by a drug dealer. Get my lie straight. Yeah, I know, I lied about that because I felt worthless at the time and thought if I said I went out and did something cool and bad ass, then I would be cool and bad ass. Fortunately I grew up and realized that lying about it, and the subject of the lie were in fact, neither cool or badass. I wish I could say I lied about many other things too...

Vissario, its your turn to get into hard drugs and do stupid ass shit for a year or two.

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On that note, some guy in Alabama just wiped out half his family with an Assault Rifle along with others on his "list of people who did him wrong".

Unfortunately it wasn't an assault rifle in any way except political speech. It was a semi auto 7.62x39 SKS, the same kind I own.
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