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Ztolk
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(Originally posted on: 03-04-09 08:39:46 PM)
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It is a Thursday night. In the basement of a pub are gathered a sizeable crowd of servers, patrons, and photographers. The woman in plaid speaks:

"And from Toronto, ... Alex Klotz!"

The crowd cheers as a large man in a black t-shirt approaches the front of the room.

The rules are simple. Eat a chicken pot pie as fast as you can without using your hands. The first heat begins. Our hero, not fully understanding the rules, picks it up then quickly realizes and puts it down and begins inhaling it. In less than two minutes, the pie is gone. The rules call for the first two finishers to move on to the finals. Our man finished second; his path is clear. Another competitor, however, is bitter. She claims that although Ztolk finished first, she had less crumbs left. The judges deliberate and finally declare an emergency lick-off. Ztolk, bewildered at upset at the corrupt call, falters and sucks instead of licks. The tiebreaker is lost, he exits gracefully, and watches the remaining competition. For his trouble, he walked away with a pie in his belly and a gift certificate to said pub. He was still hungry.


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Reply 1 of 14 (Originally posted on: 03-04-09 09:16:19 PM)
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You are a beast of a man!
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Reply 2 of 14 (Originally posted on: 03-04-09 10:10:47 PM)
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That pie looked incredibly gross.
‹just dandy› but. again. funnel aspect. I don't want anything put in there unawares. I'm no Richard Gere.
‹Purple› If it was Sunny doing it, s/he'd be pretty rough
‹just dandy› ouch. I just involuntarily clenched.
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Reply 3 of 14 (Originally posted on: 03-05-09 05:45:42 PM)
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The pies I have eaten in my life time rarely do much for me but cause indigestion at a later date. Usually 2-6 months.
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Reply 4 of 14 (Originally posted on: 03-05-09 06:10:52 PM)
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haha rocky music. to an eating contest. it would have been funnier if it was full of fat people though.
And you know when I'm down to my socks...what time it is..It's buisness time.
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Reply 5 of 14 (Originally posted on: 03-05-09 06:32:33 PM)
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Did it taste good?
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Reply 6 of 14 (Originally posted on: 03-05-09 07:17:50 PM)
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Yes
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Reply 7 of 14 (Originally posted on: 03-05-09 07:56:11 PM)
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That's good. One time I made the mistake of entering a JELLO eating contest and forgetting that I hate JELLO so it didn't work out so well.

Are you going to continue with competitive eating?
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Reply 8 of 14 (Originally posted on: 03-06-09 02:12:57 AM)
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Bit of a bullshit end to a contest if a sore loser can get a rematch where the contest is stacked in their favour.

On the other hand you mentioned nothing about paying to enter, so good job on the free meal.
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Reply 9 of 14 (Originally posted on: 03-06-09 04:12:30 AM)
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Free meal+25 dollar gift certificate for another free meal!
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Reply 10 of 14 (Originally posted on: 03-06-09 07:29:04 PM)
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Yikes. I can't even stand to eat one chicken pot pie, they are nasty. To each their own I guess. I've never been much for pie.
"We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. We have also arranged things so that almost no one understands science and technology. This is a prescription for disaster. We might get away with it for a while, but sooner or later this combustible mixture of ignorance and power is going to blow up in our faces." -Carl Sagan
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Reply 11 of 14 (Originally posted on: 03-06-09 07:33:07 PM)
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what?! you don't like chicken pot pie!?

i mean theres no easy way to say this, but god hates you now.
And you know when I'm down to my socks...what time it is..It's buisness time.
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Reply 12 of 14 (Originally posted on: 03-06-09 10:04:06 PM)
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Just another reason in a long list I'm sure. But seriously ick. Pumpkin pies actually are good!
"We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. We have also arranged things so that almost no one understands science and technology. This is a prescription for disaster. We might get away with it for a while, but sooner or later this combustible mixture of ignorance and power is going to blow up in our faces." -Carl Sagan
Ztolk
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Reply 13 of 14 (Originally posted on: 03-07-09 12:53:27 AM)
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I made the blogs!

Who ate all the pies? on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Flickr: Discussing Roundup: Feb. 26th at the Duke of York in Toronto
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Reply 14 of 14 (Originally posted on: 03-07-09 02:51:00 AM)
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Is that picture prior to the lick off, or post? Because if they made you have a run off with that much on the plate then it really was a stitch up.
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