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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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(Originally posted on: 02-22-09 06:46:38 AM)
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Step inside the confessional booth...



For those of you unfamiliar with this INTL practice, click on the above image to open an anonymous e-mailer. Send the e-mail to me. That is my e-mail address. I will anonymously post your confessions, as they were anonymously sent to me. Alternatively, you can you just PM me on here or e-mail me regularly, and I'll post it anonymously anyways. If I don't post it within 24 hours, it could mean that the e-mail did not get to me. I had a couple issues getting it in a timely fashion while testing it, and yesterday didn't get one. So, feel free to send it again.
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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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Reply 1 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-22-09 09:53:11 AM)
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I'll put all the submissions in this post, and just edit them in.

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i cannot tie my shoes, whistle, or ride a bicycle.


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I'm a conservative.


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i often dream about being female, but never having an actual vagina


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I have a religion.


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I used to be a high-profile dumbass on OD that everyone assumed just left.


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I look to Sunny and Vissario for absolute guidance.


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i've never kissed anyone of the opposite gender.


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i once almost punched a guy


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i once dreamed about dancing with another man
he was hot


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i always wear the same pair of socks without washing them until they fall apart on my feet, and then i throw them out


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a friend and I were feeling rather depressed yesterday. we decided to go to the store and get a couple of dollars worth of comfort food and watch a girly movie

between us, we ended up with

wheat thins
chikin in a biskit
apple cider
2 lays dips
easy cheese
ruffles cheddar
doritos spicy
saltines
twizzlers
tortilla chips
lays waves
cottage cheese
a symphony bar
popcorn
cinnamon bears
2 oatmeal pie boxes
grapefruit candy slices
edible gold coins
orange sticks
crunch bars
grape juice
raspberry milano cookies
goldfish
chocolate milano cookies
variety pack including fruit by the foot, gushers, and fruit roll ups
.. and chocolate ice cream.

The worst part of it is that I have no money, and I bought the cottage cheese and saltines purely because I knew I'd eat myself sick and eating those always helps me.

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im secretly a girl with a sweet rack and a tight ass

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I've masturbated about Drahnier.

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I don't like Sunny.

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A bunch of my friends and I arranged for a "professional escort" last year and spent an evening at a nice hotel having sex with her.

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I'm in love with a fellow forummer.

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i'm secretly in a relationship with another forummer. we keep it quiet because somebody else on the forum flirts with him a lot.

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I'm the one that masturbated about drah. I forgot to mention that I was a guy.

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Sometimes i wear the same underwear for several weeks, because i always run out of clean clothes and doind laundry sucks, and i figure that as long as you can't detect that rancid and sweet-smelling crotch aroma from the underwear through my pants, i'm fine.
When i take the pants off though, man, that's pretty rancid.

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Although I have a girlfriend, I'm still hopelessly in love with my ex, despite everything.

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I've masturbated to vervet and kayte.

And maybe to that photo of snowys pubic hair in weird colors, i don't remember, but i definitely considered it.

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I have tasted a Bud Light.

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I've been in love with jd for years. I know it'll never happen though so I simply ignore the emotion.

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i psychologically abuse animals

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I can't quite get over Sunny

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I am deeply resentful of most people who have accomplished more than me given the same amount of time and often strive to do better only in competition with them.

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Ever since i read that lizardbreath does LSD at all hours of the day AND has great teats, i've been wondering how i can make her my online gf.

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I am desperately afraid of mediocrity within myself

Adopt a leggo my eggo ifo.
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Reply 2 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-22-09 05:38:05 PM)
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A bunch of my friends and I arranged for a "professional escort" last year and spent an evening at a nice hotel having sex with her.


This isn't me. I promise.
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I don't really even like hearing about it or reading about it

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Reply 3 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-22-09 05:45:53 PM)
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I think IF0 does this just so he gets more email.
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Reply 4 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-22-09 06:14:40 PM)
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i always wear the same pair of socks without washing them until they fall apart on my feet, and then i throw them out


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Reply 5 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-22-09 06:16:15 PM)
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A bunch of my friends and I arranged for a "professional escort" last year and spent an evening at a nice hotel having sex with her.

If this is actually true.
How does this idea come up in the first place?

"Hey guys lets get together sometime and take turns gangbanging a whore all night!"

What a disgusting goup of douchebags.
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Reply 6 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-22-09 06:19:39 PM)
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A bunch of my friends and I arranged for a "professional escort" last year and spent an evening at a nice hotel having sex with her.

If this is actually true.
How does this idea come up in the first place?

"Hey guys lets get together sometime and take turns gangbanging a whore all night!"

What a disgusting goup of douchebags.

i bet it was yogi and his buddies from the music video
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I don't really even like hearing about it or reading about it

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Reply 7 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-22-09 06:41:38 PM)
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I'm the one that masturbated about drah. I forgot to mention that I was a guy.

Automatic 5.
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Reply 8 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-22-09 07:35:02 PM)
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Quoted from drahnorrhea:
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A bunch of my friends and I arranged for a "professional escort" last year and spent an evening at a nice hotel having sex with her.

If this is actually true.
How does this idea come up in the first place?

"Hey guys lets get together sometime and take turns gangbanging a whore all night!"

What a disgusting goup of douchebags.


Whoever "did" this should send another confessional email explaining the situation more.
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Reply 9 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-23-09 08:16:00 AM)
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this is almost me MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS but i can tie my shoes i'm a serial-killer :)
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Reply 10 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-23-09 08:21:51 AM)
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How the hell can you not whistle or ride a bike? Your parents sucked.
Hello my name is Kristoffer J°rgensen and I am from Norweigen I come to see hot USA girls and history landmarks!!
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Reply 11 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-23-09 08:42:10 AM)
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Port-o-geez educational system at work!
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I don't really even like hearing about it or reading about it

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Reply 12 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-23-09 10:35:20 AM)
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How the hell can you not whistle or ride a bike? Your parents sucked.

I can't ride a bike and my parents rock.
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I have tasted a Bud Light.

ohno u didnt, sistah!
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Reply 13 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-23-09 11:29:53 AM)
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wait.. jd? as in me?

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lol am i rite??? all ur base r belong 2 us
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Hey, I was with Mary Magdalene last night....smell my finger lol

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Reply 14 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-23-09 11:43:35 AM)
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Yeah, pretty sure you're the only JD here.
Adopt a leggo my eggo ifo.
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Reply 15 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-23-09 11:54:06 AM)
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I am deeply resentful of most people who have accomplished more than me given the same amount of time and often strive to do better only in competition with them.


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Ever since i read that lizardbreath does LSD at all hours of the day AND has great teats, i've been wondering how i can make her my online gf.


Drah
Hello my name is Kristoffer J°rgensen and I am from Norweigen I come to see hot USA girls and history landmarks!!
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Reply 16 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-23-09 12:28:53 PM)
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Drah? That sounds a lot more like you.
đonne onwŠcne­ eft wineleas guma, gesih­ him biforan fealwe wegas, ba■ian brimfuglas, brŠdan fe■ra, hreosan hrim ond snaw hagle gemenged. Ůonne beo­ ■y hefigran heortan benne, sare Šfter swŠsne. Sorg bi­ geniwad ■onne maga gemynd mod geondhweorfe­, grete­ gliwstafum, georne geondsceawa­ secga geseldan; swimma­ oft on weg. Fleotendra fer­ no ■Šr fela bringe­ cu­ra cwidegiedda.
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i'd expect more sorcery in a place called mana pools

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Reply 17 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-23-09 12:48:37 PM)
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lizardbreath crush is definately drah, but the JD crush is snook

definately
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Reply 18 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-23-09 12:48:37 PM)
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Ever since i read that lizardbreath does LSD at all hours of the day AND has great teats, i've been wondering how i can make her my online gf.


I don't know who said this, but I think we are gonna have to fight.
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Reply 19 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-23-09 01:55:07 PM)
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i opened up the gallery to look for lizardbreaths breasts but once i opened all i saw was this creepy boy and trailer trash and oh god helppp
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Reply 20 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-23-09 02:04:45 PM)
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I'm waiting to pounce on anyone that opens the Gallery.
I'm too lazy to look up the banner size limits, so I will display the tiniest one possible.
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Reply 21 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-23-09 02:05:33 PM)
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Can we ban you from the gallery?

Please?
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Reply 22 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-23-09 02:16:47 PM)
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What the fuck.
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i'd expect more sorcery in a place called mana pools

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Reply 23 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-23-09 02:33:47 PM)
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damn, son
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I don't really even like hearing about it or reading about it

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Reply 24 of 50 (Originally posted on: 02-23-09 09:19:10 PM)
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Can we ban you from the gallery?

Please?

Fucking signed. Holy shit.
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