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Dong Kollector Jax
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(Originally posted on: 02-12-09 01:18:06 AM)
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Ziiiip! You and your 1952 Ford pickup have shrunken down to microscopic size, landing safely somewhere on the bare torso of IF0.

You see, you've gone and fucked up bigtime. You've admitted to being retarted, and IF0 doesn't like that at all! He feels generous, though, and you've got quite the stockpile of Karma, so he's given you one last chance: you've got 48 hours to find his penis before a big night out!

To call it retractile is an understatement. But you've lived your life for this forum, and you'll be damned if you won't go on a little hunt to preserve it!

The rules are simple. I'm about to post your starting situation. The next person posts what action you take, and your situation is updated by the following poster. This continues until the penis is found.

This is subject to change based on activity, but for right now, you're only allowed one turn and one response per day.

You can use MS-Paint to illustrate if you'd like, but please, IF0, no photography.

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This reply was last edited on 02-12-09 01:36:50 AM by Dong Kollector Jax.
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Reply 1 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-12-09 01:23:26 AM)
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You look out the greasy, somewhat-smashed window.

As far as the eye can see, the ground is covered with massive, porous craters. Hairs loom high above as gigantic trees, and pimples dot the horizon like mountains.

Oh no! There seems to be some type of insect, maybe a lice or a crab. Anyway, it's coming toward you! Will you retreat, ignore it, or attempt to defeat it, adventurer?
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Reply 2 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-12-09 02:18:21 AM)
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Two direct burns on IF0 in two days; man you are pushing it more than I even did when I first joined!

To humor your game, I would find one of the smaller hairs and quickly chop it down. AFter, I would climb ontop of another hair as the insect approached me and jump upon it and use the hair as a way to guide its direction. I would look off into the endless field of pale human skin and brown body hair and try to figure out my next direct...
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Reply 3 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-12-09 03:10:17 AM)
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Oh yaaay!

Remember, the next person updates the situation, similar to the first post following the OP.
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Reply 4 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-12-09 01:43:35 PM)
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>NORTH
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Reply 5 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-12-09 01:49:36 PM)
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That pictures is making uneasy, I want to cry, and I think I'm going to have nightmares.
I Cant Skat3: Well, I may be stupid. I'll let others decide that.
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Reply 6 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-12-09 01:59:10 PM)
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GO NORTH
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Reply 7 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-12-09 03:52:02 PM)
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Quoted from 3ms:
GO NORTH
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Reply 8 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-12-09 09:03:29 PM)
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Turn headlights on to examine surroundings.
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Reply 9 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-12-09 09:47:27 PM)
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No.
Hello my name is Kristoffer Jørgensen and I am from Norweigen I come to see hot USA girls and history landmarks!!
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Reply 10 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-12-09 09:55:49 PM)
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Says Mr. "chat chat chat"!
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Reply 11 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-12-09 09:56:46 PM)
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Quoted from Snook:
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Hello my name is Kristoffer Jørgensen and I am from Norweigen I come to see hot USA girls and history landmarks!!
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Reply 12 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-12-09 10:07:18 PM)
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Why? D=

That's just a one-worded post! I can't glean meaning from that.

Is it directed toward a particular post, or the OP?
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Reply 13 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-12-09 10:14:04 PM)
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Quoted from Snook:
Quoted from Snook:
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Hello my name is Kristoffer Jørgensen and I am from Norweigen I come to see hot USA girls and history landmarks!!
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Reply 14 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-12-09 10:14:50 PM)
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You clearly had a complete thought in your head, but chose only to share one word of it!
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Reply 15 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-12-09 10:23:38 PM)
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Aww, I don't want to be mean to you! 8D

But what did you mean?
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Reply 16 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-13-09 06:02:25 AM)
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I was going to take pictures of mah belly for landscape maps or something. Keep forgetting. Now the baby's asleep in the bedroom and I don't feel like fumbling with a USB cord and my phone.
Adopt a leggo my eggo ifo.
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Reply 17 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-13-09 06:07:30 AM)
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Aww, you can! 8D

I was actually joking about penis pictures.
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Reply 18 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-13-09 10:39:14 AM)
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He's done it before. Don't tempt him.
Hello my name is Kristoffer Jørgensen and I am from Norweigen I come to see hot USA girls and history landmarks!!
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Reply 19 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-13-09 12:30:41 PM)
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IF0 will show you his penis for no reason. Don't give him one.
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Reply 20 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-13-09 05:26:31 PM)
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A nearby fat fold shifts, causing a fatquake. Several nearby pimples begin to erupt, sending cascades of hot pus in your direction.
Nun: Sister Augustine believes in things that aren't real.
House: I thought that was a job requirement for you people.

Dr. House: Isn't it interesting... religious behaviour is so close to being crazy that we can't tell them apart.

Eve: Abortion is murder.
Dr. House: True. It's a life and you should end it.
Eve: Every life is sacred.
Dr. House: Come on. Talk to me. Don't quote me bumper stickers.
Eve: It's true.
Dr. House: It's meaningless.
Eve: It means that every life matters to God.
Dr. House: Not to me. Not to you. Judging by the number of natural disasters, not to God either.
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Reply 21 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-13-09 05:34:31 PM)
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I hope you packed Hazmat suits.
I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink, I get drunk, I fall down.
No problem.
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Reply 22 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-13-09 05:43:20 PM)
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A steaming river of pus heads in your direction! It will surely kill you! What will you do?

> To climb a nearby hair and wait out the deluge, turn to page 364.
> To roll up your truck's windows and try to ride it out, turn to page 78.
> If you'd like to attempt to outrun the bacteria-laden tsunami, turn to page 411.
Nun: Sister Augustine believes in things that aren't real.
House: I thought that was a job requirement for you people.

Dr. House: Isn't it interesting... religious behaviour is so close to being crazy that we can't tell them apart.

Eve: Abortion is murder.
Dr. House: True. It's a life and you should end it.
Eve: Every life is sacred.
Dr. House: Come on. Talk to me. Don't quote me bumper stickers.
Eve: It's true.
Dr. House: It's meaningless.
Eve: It means that every life matters to God.
Dr. House: Not to me. Not to you. Judging by the number of natural disasters, not to God either.
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Reply 23 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-13-09 09:43:59 PM)
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Page 76 is clearly the best option.
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Reply 24 of 41 (Originally posted on: 02-20-09 01:08:03 AM)
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I see you haven't limited your shitty forum games to OD. Although I must admit you've pursued new boundaries, this one is more stupid and crass than any you dared post in OD.
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